Beach MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BeachBumzCraft

swimming, family, Boundaries, Summer, children

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of rare alone time with your kids! Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of everyday life and enjoy some quality time with your little ones. Our beaches are always open for a quick swim with your son, no lectures included!

Our server is the perfect place for stay-at-home dads looking for a break from the madness of family life. Swim in our virtual oceans, build sandcastles with your kids, and never worry about getting lectured for wanting some one-on-one time with your child.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be judged for is your building skills (or lack thereof). Who needs a real beach when you can have a Minecraft beach all to yourself? Let’s make some memories and escape the drama of real life together!

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BalkCraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

Temperature, banter, balk, Scorching, Pool

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is hotter than a lava pit in the Nether! Join us for the “It’s Hot Weather Again Edition” where the sun is always shining and the mobs are always on fire (literally).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry llamas wearing sunglasses. The player had to defeat them in a dance-off to claim the loot. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets bragging rights and a chicken-shaped trophy made out of solid gold (not really, but we can dream).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. It’s hot, it’s crazy, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server. See you in the game, adventurer!

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NoHugs4NakedMobs

naked women, Communication, Respect, nudity, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that will hug you naked? Look no further! Join our server where hugs are mandatory and clothes are optional.

Imagine a world where you can hug your friends while exploring the vast landscapes of Minecraft, all while in your birthday suit. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But be warned, if you’re not comfortable with naked hugs, this server may not be for you. Our community is all about embracing freedom and breaking boundaries, both in-game and in real life.

So come join us and experience the most unique Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even make a new friend who loves naked hugs just as much as you do!

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BeachBumBistro

meal sharing, food waste, kids meal, snack options, cousin

Are you tired of picky eaters ruining your dining experience? Join our Minecraft server where we only serve virtual food that never goes to waste! No more sharing with ungrateful cousins who take a few bites and throw the rest away. Plus, our virtual snacks and sandwiches are always available for your enjoyment. Say goodbye to food waste and hello to endless feasts in our Minecraft world! Join now and feast like never before!

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WifeWrongProvenAITA

trip cancellation., water park, Communication, Beach, travel

Are you tired of fishing for compliments from your spouse? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t need a fishing license to reel in the big one! Our virtual Florida is full of beaches, water parks, and even Disney World (unofficially, of course). No need to worry about proof of age or residency – just hop on and start building your dream vacation. Who needs a trip to the Sunshine State when you can have all the fun without the drama? Join now and leave your fishing licenses at home!

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BeachBashMCSMP

BeachBashMCSMP, Volleyball, dancing, sandcastle building, swimming

Are you tired of boring old birthday parties with cake and balloons? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic beach theme birthday party ever!

Picture this: you and your friends building sandcastles, riding dolphins, and battling creepers on the sandy shores of our virtual beach. Don’t worry about sunscreen, because in our world, the sun never sets!

But that’s not all! We have exclusive beach-themed mini-games like watermelon seed spitting contests, coconut bowling, and even a shark-infested waterslide. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the legendary Beach Boss, a giant squid with a penchant for party hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a birthday bash that will go down in history as the craziest, most beach-tastic party ever!

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BeachCrafters: Sand & Surf Experts

travellers, beach vacations, ßürf, beachcombing, BeachCrafters

Are you tired of the same old boring beaches in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic and outrageous beaches you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a beach made entirely out of diamonds, where you can mine to your heart’s content and become the richest player on the server. Or how about a beach filled with friendly dolphins who will guide you to hidden treasure chests?

But wait, there’s more! Our beaches are also home to rare and exotic creatures like flying pigs and rainbow sheep. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a beach party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most unforgettable beach adventures in Minecraft!

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NoKidsAllowedCraft

work, care, trip, reschedule, children

Looking for a Minecraft server that is as unpredictable as a last-minute kids trip to the beach? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns just like finding out your friend’s kids are crashing your girls trip.

Imagine logging on to our server and suddenly being tasked with babysitting virtual children while trying to mine for diamonds – talk about multitasking! Who needs a relaxing beach getaway when you can have a chaotic adventure right from your computer screen?

So come on, join us for a server experience that will leave you questioning your sanity, just like trying to plan a peaceful weekend only to have it turn into a kids party. Who knows what craziness awaits you on our server – it’s like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and fun!

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Funeral Beach Party!

beach gear, family funeral, funeral planning, respectful vacation, beach nearby

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as lifeless as a funeral? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate beach vacation destination! Picture this: you’re mourning the loss of your beloved pet parrot, but wait – there’s a beautiful sandy beach just a stone’s throw away! Why not grab your beach gear and make a day of it? Who says you can’t grieve and catch some rays at the same time? Join our server for a funeral-turned-beach-party experience like no other!

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BlockyLoveTriangle

shower, vacation ruined, Switch, Proposal, Boundaries

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time this 23-year-old woman caught her brother and boyfriend naked in the outdoor shower on a family vacation!

Imagine the chaos of trying to explain that situation to your parents, just like trying to explain why you need to join our server for the most outrageous adventures in Minecraft. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you like her family did – we’ll embrace your wild side and welcome you with open arms (clothes optional, but not required)!

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything, join us now! Who knows what crazy stories and unexpected surprises await you in our Minecraft world. Just remember, always keep an eye out for those hidden shadows in the outdoor shower – you never know what you might find!

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