Beach MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Beach Bum Adventures Minecraft Server

Serenity, Bum, Adventures, travel, Server

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where you’ll wake up on a beach with a picrel (half-pickle, half-squirrel) casually strolling by! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds, talking trees that give out free enchanted gear, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Saturday night! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it there’s a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and chocolate rivers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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River To Sea SMP – Minecraft SMP

HORIZON, Beach, river, landscape, sea

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the rivers flow with diamonds and the sea is made of pure obsidian! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our SMP and decided to build a house made entirely of TNT. Little did they know, our resident prankster had rigged the entire area with pressure plates. Let’s just say, it was a blast!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can tame the fiercest dragon with just a pat on the head. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe you’ll become the next dragon whisperer!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the adventures are endless and the laughs are non-stop. From the river to the sea, there’s never a dull moment in our crazy world. See you there, if you dare!

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BeachVsMountainsMC SMP

travel, Waves, sand, Preference, Tranquility

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a server where the beach and mountains collide in a wild and wacky way. Join us and experience the thrill of surfing down a mountain on a diamond pickaxe while dodging creepers and skeletons. Choose your side – are you Team Beach, chilling with the squids and building sandcastles, or Team Mountain, scaling cliffs and battling dragons? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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VacayCraft SMP

Relaxation, Mountains, vacation, Wanderlust, city

Are you tired of boring old vacations to the beach or the mountains? Well, have we got the perfect getaway for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other.

Picture this: you spawn into a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is filled with crazy characters and hilarious shenanigans around every corner. Want to build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Go for it! Feel like challenging a group of skeletons to a dance-off? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to claim this feathered fortune?

So forget about boring vacations and join our Minecraft SMP for the trip of a lifetime. Who needs sandy beaches when you can have exploding sheep and talking villagers? See you in the wacky world of our server!

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BoyfriendBickerMC Server

Breakfast, Beach, texts, vacation, Angry

Are you tired of constant bickering and arguments in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of the real world!

Imagine a world where you can explore towns, beaches, and cafes without anyone nagging you about where to go or what to do. Take a break from the chaos and recharge in our peaceful virtual realm.

Don’t worry about angry texts or calls from your boyfriend and his best friend – they won’t be able to find you in our vast Minecraft world. They’ll just have to sort out their own disagreements without you getting caught in the middle.

So why wait? Join our server now and enjoy some much-needed alone time while building, crafting, and exploring to your heart’s content. Who knew escaping drama could be so much fun?

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Piece Minecraft SMP: One Lewd Coom

lewd, Adventure, Anime, coom, NSFW

So, guess what? Nami has decided to embrace her true self and become a nudist on the server! She’s out here strutting her stuff, mining diamonds in the buff, and building epic structures in her birthday suit. Join our server and witness the legend of Nami, the naked warrior of Minecraft! Who needs armor when you’ve got confidence like hers? Plus, rumor has it that creepers are too distracted by her bold fashion choices to even think about exploding. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure with Nami and the rest of our crazy crew!

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BeachPupperNoGo

empty beach, Ball, tourist season, dog, wooden groynes

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can bring your virtual dog to play on the beach year-round? Look no further! Our server offers a beach area where you can toss virtual balls for your Minecraft pup to fetch, all without worrying about any entitled virtual beach-goers getting mad at you.

Join our server and experience the thrill of standing up to entitled virtual moms who think they own the beach. Show them who’s boss by letting your virtual dog roam free and enjoy the sand and waves. And if anyone dares to give you the evil eye, just toss a virtual ball their way and watch them scatter.

So come on over to our server and bring your virtual dog for a day of fun in the sun. Who knows, you might even encounter some virtual entitled beach-goers who need to be put in their place. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

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🌊 Glimmer Shores: The Vanilla-est Semiprecious Java Land

building, Semiprecious, Sandbox, Discord, Shops

Glimmer Shores Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Claims System 🏝️
	Shops Plugin 🏪
	Auctions 🎯
	Homes Feature 🏠
Java IP	Glimmershores.net
Bedrock IP	Glimmershores.net:19132
Version	1.21

Grab your sunscreen and join us today! ☀️

Community Discord Code: 3gfCGqkeUt

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I claim land on the server?	Use the /claim command to define your area.
Can I create my own shop?	Yes, you can set up your own shop using the Shops Plugin.
Is PvP enabled on Glimmer Shores?	PvP is allowed but discouraged in residential areas.
How do I teleport to my home?	Use the /home command to teleport to your set home location.
Can I participate in server auctions?	Yes, you can bid on items in server auctions.

Tan Lines R Us

lines, tan, Vitamin D, UV rays, tanning

join our epic minecraft server and show off your tan lines to prove just how efficient your body is! we have a secret underground tan line competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual sunscreen! plus, our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates in emojis – can you decipher their messages and uncover the hidden treasure? join now for a chance to become the ultimate tan line champion and ghost whisperer!

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Swimsuit Showdown Minecraft Server

swimsuit, womens fashion, Bikini, Summer, beachwear

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a tropical beach party in the middle of the blocky world!

Join us and participate in our epic swimsuit fashion show where you can dress up your character in the trendiest beachwear. Will you choose the diamond-encrusted bikini or the lava-proof speedo? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pool of Infinite XP, where players can dive in and level up their skills faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. And rumor has it that the Pool is guarded by a giant squid wearing a top hat.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ve ever had! Just watch out for the bikini-clad zombies… they’re a real beach buzzkill.

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