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Nope Not Minecraft SMP Opinions

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9090
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Gods Slained:	2	New Chunks Explored:	337417
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Star Shards Collected:	152

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who have built a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire server is blown up and everyone has to rebuild from scratch, and “Zombie Apocalypse Wednesdays” where the admins spawn in hordes of zombies and you have to survive the night.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a dragon made of cheese while wearing a suit made of armor made of armor? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

StinkySteve’s Minecraft Server

affordable products, body odor, budget-friendly hygiene, budgeting, coworker harassment, daily shower, deodorant, entry level job, financial struggles, hygiene, laundry expenses, low-income, mean comments, Minecraft, personal care, prioritizing essentials, self-care, Server, smelling bad, StinkySteves, stretching budget, workplace bullying, workplace discrimination

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1701
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of being judged for your natural musk? Do you prioritize food over fancy deodorants? Then join our Minecraft server where hygiene is optional and food is plentiful! No more judgmental coworkers leaving deodorant on your desk or making snarky comments about your scent. On our server, you can be your stinky, budget-conscious self without fear of ridicule. Plus, we have a special “Gym Locker” scent plugin that will make you feel right at home. So come join us and embrace your inner odor!

WeddingCraft or SiblingCraft

Apology, brother’s wedding, Communication, Competition, Conflict Resolution, destination wedding, ENGAGEMENT, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Grand Canyon proposal, Happiness, hurt feelings, hurtful actions, location, misunderstandings, sharing news, sibling rivalry, SiblingCraft, Timing, wedding etiquette, WeddingCraft

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6372
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Farms Harvested:	405
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Void Armor Forged:	20

So, get this – our Minecraft server is like a destination wedding, but without the drama! Just like this crazy story where a couple got engaged at the Grand Canyon after a small wedding, our server is full of surprises and adventures waiting to happen.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring virtual worlds with your friends, without any competitive drama like the one in this story. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Plus, there’s no need to plan around anyone’s wedding – just log in and let the fun begin!

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the real world and dive into a world of creativity and excitement, our server is the perfect destination. Just remember, there’s always room for happiness for everyone – especially when you’re building epic structures and battling mobs together. See you there!

ChimneySurpriseMC SMP

chimney, ChimneySurpriseMC, christmas, COOKIES, December 25th, Festive, gift giving, HO HO HO, holiday, jolly, Magic, milk, naughty or nice, Presents, reindeer, santa, Sleigh, smp, St. Nick, stockings, Surprises, tradition

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8510
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Animals Bred:	23
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Magic Items Found:	6856

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna see Santa get stuck in your chimney and have to mine his way out with a diamond pickaxe. It’s like a Christmas miracle meets a mining adventure, bro! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where the elves are actually aliens in disguise plotting to take over the world with their redstone contraptions. And don’t even get me started on the reindeer races we have every Saturday, it’s like Mario Kart but with flying deer, bro. So come join us and experience the craziest Christmas chaos you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

Santa’s Sleepytime Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	898
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Hey you night owls in the Eastern and Central Time Zones, why waste your time sleeping when you could be joining our epic Minecraft server?! Santa Claus himself is counting on you to stay up and help him build the most magical Christmas village ever! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll get special powers to fly around on Rudolph’s sleigh and deliver presents to all the good little creepers. So put on your pajamas, grab some hot cocoa, and join us for a night of festive fun on our server – Santa’s Workshop awaits!

CraftyCargoSink

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

lol, forget about that boring news, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why? well, because our server is so lit that even russian cargo ships are sinking in the mediterranean out of pure jealousy! true story, bro.

we got diamond armor for days, creepers that drop cookies instead of gunpowder, and a secret underground base where herobrine himself hangs out and plays pranks on unsuspecting players.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? the russian cargo ships are already lining up to join us!

MNS Minecraft Network

Adventures, Bedwars, Challenges, Community, Creative, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, LifeSteal, minecraft network, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	183
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mines Excavated:	1506	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

MNS Minecraft Network: A fun, friendly server offering Survival, Skywars, Skyblock, and Lifesteal game modes. Join us for endless adventures and unique challenges!

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Mystic Mahjong Village 1.20.3

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9361
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Farms Harvested:	847

Yo, have you heard about this Christmas edition Minecraft server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. We got all the jong sources you could ever dream of, like, repo.riichi.moe and recent jong streams that will blow your mind. Plus, we have some jong chuubas that are a work in progress, but trust me, they’re gonna be epic.

And get this, there’s some crazy jong news going on – Anon is actually gonna make a new reentry, like, what even is reality anymore? Oh, and Khubie almost discarded something, but then Femanon smelled nice. Like, what? And don’t even get me started on Doragon’s latest video, it’s a must-watch.

But wait, there’s more! Kaavi’s fortune-telling is on point today, with Haitei raoyue being the lucky yaku. Under the sea, under the sea, nobody beat us, fry us, and eat us. Life is bubbles, bro.

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the jong world, then hop on board. We got threads for days, like /vt/pcg/, /vt/fig/, /vt/asp/, /vt/mayo/, /vm/doko, and /vg/mjg. It’s a whole new reality, man. Don’t miss out, join us now!

Gas Station Minecraft SMP Owner

business for seniors, business opportunities, business ownership, business ownership for beginners, Entrepreneurship, financial independence, Financial Security, gas, gas station ownership, investment opportunities, long-term investment., low maintenance business, low skill business, Minecraft, OWNER, passive income, profitable business, retirement income, retirement planning, retirement savings, small business investment, small business ownership, small business success, smp, Station

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Star Shards Collected:	267	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of your boring old life? Looking for a new adventure that doesn’t require any skills? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and become the proud owner of a virtual gas station! That’s right, forget about real-life responsibilities and dive headfirst into the world of blocky fuel pumps and pixelated customers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon beneath the gas station filled with treasure and rare items. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Leave your real-world problems behind and join our wacky Minecraft SMP today!

Gifts2Blocks Minecraft Server

books, child, christmas gifts, consideration, distant relative, donation, Excessive, Generosity, Gifts2Blocks, Grateful, low-income, Minecraft, overwhelmed, re-donating, RELATIVES, Rude, Server, thoughtful, toy drive, Toys, ungrateful, upper middle-class

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mines Excavated:	2524
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as that distant “relative” who showers kids with toys from a toy drive? Look no further! Join our server and receive an overwhelming amount of gifts and surprises that will leave you questioning if you really deserve them.

We don’t just stop at one or two gifts – oh no! We believe in excess and abundance, just like that “relative” who took 40 toys from a toy drive and distributed them like Santa on steroids. Who needs moderation when you can have it all, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out that those gifts were actually meant for kids in need. You never know what kind of crazy surprises await you around every pixelated corner.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the joy of receiving way more than you ever expected. Just make sure to pass on the love and share the wealth with others – we don’t want any ungrateful players hoarding all the virtual goodies!