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BeachBumCraft

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ores Mined:	7059	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Well, on our Minecraft server, the downside is getting attacked by killer dolphins with laser eyes! But don’t worry, we have a special potion that turns them into friendly sea turtles who will protect you from any creepers trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your sandcastle fortress. Plus, our beachside villas come equipped with automatic sunscreen dispensers and complimentary ice cream stands. So come join us for some fun in the sun (and occasional dolphin battles) on our beachfront paradise server!

> Mac Shit is a Minecraft SMP Legend

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1215
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Emeralds Found:	872	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	286	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

Cougar Craze Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special feature where older women magically appear and become your in-game girlfriends. Who needs Tinder when you have our server? Join now and find your pixelated soulmate today! And yes, they can definitely be found on r9k – just watch out for any creepy Pepe memes lurking around.

Screen Time SMP – The Minecraft Madness

cognitive decline, digital age, Digital Detox, digital distractions, excessive screen time, information overload, internet addiction, internet usage, madness, mental health, Minecraft, online behavior, online habits, online influence, psychological effects, Screen, screen addiction, screen time effects, screentime, smp, social media influence, technology addiction, technology impact, technology impact on brain, Time

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the most epic gamers to enter. Legend has it, if you try to join and you’re not cool enough, you’ll be transported to a world where all you can do is watch cat videos for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground society of players who have been playing Minecraft for so long that they’ve started to believe they actually live in the game. They’ve built entire cities underground and only come out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who accidentally blew himself up while trying to scare off a griefer. Now he roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to grief or troll.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe a few cat videos along the way, come join our Minecraft SMP today!

What is the IP for OmzBlox Minecraft Server?

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3498
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ores Mined:	9985
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

OmzBlox is a talented and well-known content creator in the Roblox community. With a passion for creating fun and engaging games, OmzBlox has gained a large following on platforms such as YouTube and Twitch. Known for their creativity and innovation, OmzBlox continues to impress fans with their unique game creations and engaging content. With a growing fanbase, OmzBlox is sure to remain a prominent figure in the Roblox community for years to come.

Anime Jam Minecraft Server

Anime, culture, debate, different, Entertainment, genre, Jam, japanese, long tail tag, Minecraft, Music, Opening Song, question.., Repetition, same, series, Server, Similarity, Soundtrack, television, Theme, Unique, variation

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing on repeat? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a unique feature where every anime has the same opening song! That’s right, picture Naruto running to the tune of Sailor Moon or Goku powering up to the beat of Attack on Titan. It’s absolute chaos and we love it! Join us for the most epic anime mashup experience you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you listen closely, you can hear Pikachu singing along in the background. Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind server experience!

Minecraft SMP: Vore General Malpractice

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3064
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all your vore-related shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and plenty of opportunities to get swallowed whole by a giant Ender Dragon (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Whether you prefer anthropomorphic predators, human predators, or even ambiguously humanoid predators, we’ve got them all here waiting to gobble you up in the most hilarious ways possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and get ready to be vored like never before!

Nn! Nnnghyaaaa! Nnnngh! Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Enchantments Applied:	96	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!

> smackdown is not cancelled Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3865
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	2145	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Divine Spears Created:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us for epic smackdowns, raw battles, and NXT showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat. And let’s not forget about Rampage – who knows what crazy shenanigans Wheels will get into next!

So why wait? Come join us and be a part of the wildest Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might even become the next champion of the server!

KGE – Your pleasant world Minecraft server

24 hours, active moderators, Amoutcraft, Applications, Brewing alcohol, Donations, DS blocking, Events, free passage, gaming experience, influence, Innovations, KGE, minecraft server, No Private, Over 100 new refined enchantments, positive atmosphere, Prison, PvE, Regular Events, Regular streamers, Russian, Stability, Survival, unique items, Updates, Vanilla, Whitelist, Without Launcher, Your pleasant world

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2933
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Additionally:

Free passage

Brewing alcohol

Unique items

Over 100 new, refined enchantments

Amoutcraft

Stability

And you can find a lot more on our server, because it is being updated, and players can influence the innovations of the server.

Additional features:

Active moderators

Regular streamers

Positive atmosphere

Regular events to diversify the gaming experience

PS Due to the blocking of the DS, applications are accepted within 24 hours

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Night Owl Girl Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Votes:	9527
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ores Mined:	2080
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of being the only female girl studying at night while the world sleeps? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll find a whole community of nocturnal scholars just like you! Join us and discover the magical world of chemistry where potions and explosions are just a crafting table away. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only appears at midnight to help you with your homework. So come join us and study in the spookiest (and most educational) way possible!