Beach Living Cons MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BeachBumCraft

BeachBumCraft, beachfront living, beach living considerations, beach house, Beach Life

Well, on our Minecraft server, the downside is getting attacked by killer dolphins with laser eyes! But don’t worry, we have a special potion that turns them into friendly sea turtles who will protect you from any creepers trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your sandcastle fortress. Plus, our beachside villas come equipped with automatic sunscreen dispensers and complimentary ice cream stands. So come join us for some fun in the sun (and occasional dolphin battles) on our beachfront paradise server!

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FarmWars Minecraft Server

agriculture, Server, agricultural products, diplomatic tensions, trade war

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz like, we got pigs that can do backflips and chickens that lay diamond eggs. not even kidding, bro.

plus, we got this epic quest where you gotta fight off evil llamas that are trying to take over the world. like, they’re wearing little llama armor and everything, it’s wild.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got one of those too. you gotta find the secret entrance behind the waterfall and then you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

so yeah, come join our server, it’s gonna be lit. and remember, llamas are the real enemy, not Trump or China or whatever.

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Zelenskyy’s Horror Show

Politics, world news, Government, zelenskyy, Democracy

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are like, total legends? I’m talkin’ about a place where you can build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!

And get this – the server is so lit that even Polish democracy hero Wałęsa is a fan! He was like, totally shook by how Trump treated Zelenskyy, and he was all like, “Join this Minecraft server, it’s the only thing that fills me with horror these days!”

So if you wanna be a part of a server that even famous peeps are talkin’ about, come join us! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend!

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Blocky Banter: Human-Verified Server

Automation, future uncertainty, historical significance, deep learning, human creativity

lol join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the macarena. we have magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at creepers. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to hang out with us. come on in and build a house made of jellybeans and cotton candy. the only rule is to have fun and never trust a chicken.

IP: unicornsanddiamonds.About.minecraft

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Medieval MC

Creative, smp, bedrock, Survival, Whitelist

Medieval Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Medieval MC Server
IP	74.112.77.5:27090
Version	1.20.1
Player Count	Not specified
Features	Chill and relax server, based on Medieval MC [fabric] mod, main rules include being polite, no stealing or ruining homes

Frequently Asked Questions

Gameplay

Q: What is the gameplay like on the server?

A: The gameplay on our Medieval MC server is focused on a chill and relaxing experience, with emphasis on Medieval themes and activities.

Rules

Q: What are the main rules of the server?

A: The main rules include being polite to others, refraining from stealing, and avoiding any actions that would ruin someone else’s in-game home.

Plugins

Q: Are there any plugins installed on the server?

A: The Medieval MC [fabric] mod is used on the server to enhance the Medieval-themed gameplay experience.

Community

Q: How is the community on the server?

A: Our community is welcoming and friendly, promoting a positive and enjoyable gaming environment for all players.

Monetization

Q: Is there any monetization on the server?

A: At this time, there is no monetization or paid features on our Medieval MC server. We focus on providing a fair and equal playing field for all players.

Crafting for Christ

Server, Christ, multiplayer, Survival, Discord

Server Overview

Server Name	IP	Version	Player Count	Features
Crafting for Christ	play.craftingforchrist.net	Java/Bedrock	Varies	– Survival multi-player– Close to Vanilla experience with minor QOL changes– Safe Server initiative– Strong community focus

FAQ

What kind of gameplay does Crafting for Christ offer?

Crafting for Christ provides a family-friendly, Jesus-focused Minecraft server with a survival multiplayer experience that is close to Vanilla with minor quality of life changes.

What are the rules on the server?

The server rules include no griefing or stealing, no PVP without consent, and no inappropriate chat to maintain a safe and respectful environment for all players.

Is there any form of monetization on the server?

Crafting for Christ operates on a diamond-based player-run economy with an active shopping area, promoting a community-driven trading system.

How can I join the server community outside of Minecraft?

You can join the active and loving community on the server’s Discord server at https://craftingforchrist.net/discord.

Crafting Chaos and Harmony

Koma Oboro, Victoria Valerie, Azeria.EVE, Arya Kuroha, VSPO EN

🔥 Welcome to the Greatest Minecraft Server: Join or Be Stuck in a Void! 🔥

Have you ever looked into the abyss? Well, the abyss looked back at you and said, “Join our server!” or was it “Run away!”? Who knows! Just know THIS is either the GREATEST or the WORST Minecraft experience you’ll ever not experience! Pink Lady is dancing with dragons in the ether while we craft blocks of pure insanity! Are you even *out* if you’re not in? Reality bends here, and logic? Oh dear, that foolish thing fell off a cliff—help it back up! 🙃

The Features That Will Make You Question Your Existence

Feature	Description
Infinite Oxygen	Why breathe? Just sit in a block of blue wool and think about the universe folding in on itself.
Waterfall of Despair	A magical waterfall that only flows in the opposite direction, leading to realms of existential dread.
Exploding Sheep	Free wool, but also, why are they screaming like my childhood dreams?
Flying Cows	Cows that defy gravity and logic! Milk them for something… ironic?
Crafting Puzzles	Build your own emotional turmoil with blocks that don’t exist. Create your own grief!
Zombie T-Rexes	They’re bigger, stinkier, and somehow still less terrifying than your own reflection at 3 AM!

🌀 Frequently Abnormal Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Is this server family-friendly?	Why yes! If your family enjoys existential crises over dinner. Family?! What even is “family” in a realm of chaos?
Can I play with friends?	Friends? Perhaps only in the echoes of your choice! Choose wisely, or they may end up as a pixelated ghost!
What are the server rules?	Rules? I thought we agreed to only imply rules through intense psychic connection… oh no, my brain hurts!
Can I fly?	Only into the depths of madness where flight is a state of mind, not a pixelated ability!

Random Quotes from the Confusion Zone

“WE APOLOGIZE FOR PINK LADY BEING STUPID!” “I saw the colors speak, but they didn’t speak English.” “Everyone’s screaming at their screens—what is this, a *concert*?” “Blocks can feel your pain, embrace it!”

DustyCraft: Allergic Adventures

Decision making, health concerns, UNCOMFORTABLE, long distance, cleaning

Are you tired of dealing with dusty houses that make your allergies go haywire? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about dust again! Our virtual world is clean and dust-free, perfect for those with sensitive sinuses like you. Plus, you won’t have to confront any mother-in-laws about their messy homes – just log on and play to your heart’s content!

We have a special “Dust-Free Zone” where you can build your dream house without any pesky dust particles floating around. And if you ever feel the need to escape from the real world and its dusty problems, just hop on our server and relax in our virtual paradise.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to dust allergies forever! Who knew a video game could solve your real-life problems?

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RunAwayNow Minecraft SMP

Survival, urgent escape, life-threatening, scary moment, hair-raising

OMG guys, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I’m on. So like, one time I was just minding my own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly this giant chicken spawned out of nowhere and started chasing me. I was like, “Oh heck no, I ain’t messin’ with no giant chicken!” So I ran for my life, screaming like a little girl the whole time.

But that’s not even the best part. Later on, I was building a cute little house by the beach, when all of a sudden a herd of zombie dolphins came out of the water and started attacking me. I was like, “What in the world is happening?!” I had to grab my diamond sword and fight them off, all while trying not to drown in the ocean.

If you want some crazy, heart-pounding moments like these, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have the best parties with cake and fireworks every night. So come join us and let’s have some epic adventures together! #chickensfromhell #zombiedolphins #bestpartiesever 🎉🔥🐔🐬

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Creepers R Us – GTFO NOW!

CREEPERS, gtfo, Crisis, Panic, flee

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly heard the sound of a creeper hissing right behind you? Well, imagine that feeling but 10 times scarier on our server! Our world is filled with surprises at every turn, from hidden traps to unexpected mob attacks. It’s like playing Minecraft on hardcore mode, but with a side of chaos and laughter.

Join our server if you want to experience heart-pounding moments that will have you screaming for your virtual life. Who knows, you might even encounter the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you’ve experienced the adrenaline rush of surviving on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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