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DescendantCraft – The OG Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4685
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride full of adventure, mystery, and chaos. We’ve got void shard farming, module data, and vault spots that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on our module combination percentages – they’re so insane, you’ll be questioning reality.

But wait, there’s more! Explore record locations that will leave you speechless and follow our roadmap to uncover hidden treasures. Download our server now and get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – you’re gonna need it!

DrVespaFellOffMinecraftSMP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	58	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in all of Minecraft land!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of wild wolves trained in the art of karate.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Vespa Gang, a group of players who ride around on Vespas and cause chaos wherever they go. Just last week, one of our members tried to do a sick trick off a cliff but ended up crashing into a tree and creating a new mini-game called “Vespa Parkour”.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

BdayBashShutdown

arguments, BdayBashShutdown, birthday celebrations, birthday stress, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, customer service, emotional exhaustion, emotional strain, Emotional support, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, personal boundaries, pet care, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, self-care, Stress Management, vet visits

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Runes Activated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a blast with friends (or make new ones)!

Join us for outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your arguments with your significant other. Plus, our virtual vet clinic is always open for walk-ins, so you never have to worry about rude receptionists or awkward encounters.

And don’t worry about offending anyone’s family here – we’re all about having a good time and leaving the drama at the door. So come on in, build a virtual dog park for your furry friends, and let loose on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockbusterBustsMinecraft SMP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is filled with former employees of these extinct companies who are now seeking refuge in the digital world of Minecraft.

Rumor has it that the ghost of Blockbuster himself roams the server, haunting players who dare to stream movies instead of renting them. But don’t worry, our resident ex-Toys “R” Us employees are here to protect you with their toy swords and plastic shields.

If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the secret headquarters of the fallen Nokia empire, where players can craft indestructible phones that never run out of battery. And let’s not forget about the infamous AOL dial-up dungeon, where players must navigate through a maze of screeching modems to reach the treasure at the end.

So come join our wacky world of former corporate giants and see if you have what it takes to survive in a server where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional copyright infringement lawsuit).

BlockyBabesGoneWild

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	574856	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	9379	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have normalized building giant statues of…well, let’s just say they’re not your typical Minecraft creations. Join us if you want to see phallic monuments towering over the landscape, because why build a castle when you can build a…well, you get the idea.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Nether Strip Club,” where zombie pigmen put on a show that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft mobs.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of questionable builds and unforgettable experiences. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server.

CraftyPutin’sMinecraftServer

aggression, Attack, Budget, Conflict, CraftyPutinsMinecraftServer, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, international relations, intervention, Invasion, Military, Military Action, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, sanctions, SPENDING, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9509
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Emeralds Found:	485

come join our epic minecraft server where putin has spent more than £1bn attacking ukraine this week alone!! 🤯🤯🤯

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, a player on our server built a giant statue of putin out of diamonds and gold, and guess what? putin himself logged on and declared it the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen. he even gave the player a virtual high five! 🙌

but that’s not all! our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in minecraft. from flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a virtual high five from putin too! 😉🎉

TalibanTakedownMC

Afghan conflict, Afghan culture, Afghan society, Afghan traditions, Afghanistan, combat competitions, Combat sports, cultural clashes, extreme fighting, Martial Arts, MMA, MMA events, MMA fighters, sports in Afghanistan, Taliban, Taliban beliefs, Taliban restrictions, Taliban rule, TalibanTakedownMC, violence, violence in sports

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9710
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Divine Spears Created:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha cha slide. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they be throwin’ the wildest raves in their little huts.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco made entirely out of diamond blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doin’ the Macarena with a bunch of zombies.

Oh, and did I mention the legendary treasure hunt? Rumor has it that if you find the golden pickaxe hidden in the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all the creepers into fluffy bunnies.

So what are you waitin’ for? Join this server now before the Ender Dragon decides to crash the party and steal all the cake!

CarFlyingCraft

air travel, CarFlyingCraft, cars, Concept, FANTASY, flying, futuristic, humans, hypothetical, imagination, innovation, Mechanics, physical contact, PHYSICS., science fiction, speculation, surreal, Technology, theory, touching, Transportation

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Chimeras Created:	3

lol ok so like imagine this: u join our epic minecraft server and u find out that humans are not technically touching, so that means cars must technically be flying. like what even is that logic? but on our server, anything is possible, even cars flying around like magic carpets. join us for the most mind-blowing and hilarious minecraft experience ever. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where llamas are the DJs and creepers are the bouncers. trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

PulseCraft: No Premature Blocks

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2415	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

hey u! r u tired of cummin too soon in minecraft? well, do i have the server for u! our high-intensity interval training will help u last longer in bed… i mean, in the game! men with better attention regulation and those with larger increases in heart rate after sex… i mean, after mining, tend to have fewer premature ejaculation symptoms… i mean, respawning too quickly! so come join us and last longer in the game… i mean, in bed… i mean, in minecraft!

LesbianBFFSavesMe Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Emeralds Found:	3049	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you dream of finding your lesbian BFF who will not only save you from creepers but also force you to talk about your feelings? Look no further, because on our server, you can join forces with your ultimate BFF and conquer the pixelated world together!

Imagine exploring the mines with your new bestie, discussing the latest drama in the virtual village, and building the most fabulous rainbow castle anyone has ever seen. With our Resein Inaba Udonge Edition, the possibilities are endless and the adventures are guaranteed to be wild!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the lesbian BFF bonding begin! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden emotions along the way.