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RichieRich SMP

affluent behavior, affluent personalities, elite social circles, extravagant behavior, extravagant experiences, extravagant habits, extravagant lifestyle, extravagant possessions, extravagant spending, extravagant tastes, high society, lavish parties, luxury lifestyle, millionaire mindset, opulent living, privileged upbringing, rich people, RichieRich, smp, successful entrepreneurs, wealthy individuals, wealthy personalities

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	652
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	317
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

OMG, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP?? It’s like, the richest server everrrrr! Like, the owner is a literal diamond block and the admins ride around on golden pigs, I swearrrr.

You gotta join this server, like ASAP, because the players are all like, super duper rich and they throw emerald parties every night. I heard one time, someone found a chest full of enchanted golden apples and they all turned into unicorns and flew around the map together. It was wild, man.

And get this, the mods are like, actual dragons who hoard all the diamonds and only give them out to the most epic builders. Like, I heard this one dude built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of emerald blocks and they made him king of the server. True story.

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most baller Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join this server. Just watch out for the creepers wearing top hats, they’re the real bosses around here. Good luck, broskis!

ManlyTearsMC

crying, cultural beliefs, emotional suppression, emotional wellbeing, emotions, Expression, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, History, ManlyTearsMC, Masculinity, Men, mental health, Psychology, Self-expression, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of living in a world where men aren’t allowed to shed a tear without being judged? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage all players to cry as much as they want! In fact, we have a designated crying corner where you can let it all out while building your dream castle.

Join us and be part of a community where emotions run wild and tears flow freely. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends while bonding over your shared love of crying in Minecraft. So come on, let those tears flow and join our server today!

BlockCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Al Jazeera, Al Jazeera ban, Ban, blockcraft, broadcasting, Censorship, Communication, Conflict, Fatah, Government, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, palestine, Politics, press freedom, Report, restrictions, Server, television, Ultimate, West Bank

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4387
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Emeralds Found:	1217	Dragon Eggs Found:	3107
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join cuz we got a whole bunch of crazy stuff going on. like, one time a player built a giant statue of a chicken that shot lasers out of its eyes. it was epic, bro.

also, we have this secret underground city where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. it’s like the hunger games but with more explosions and flying pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. you gotta join this server if you wanna have the time of your life, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CreeperInvasionStopRussiaUK

Conflict Resolution, CreeperInvasionStopRussiaUK, defensive action, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Invasion, military aggression, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, political tensions, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial integrity, uk, Ukraine, UN Security Council, united nations

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

so, like, if u want a wild ride in minecraft, u gotta join this server. we got crazier adventures than russia invading ukraine, i swear.

we got creepers that dance the cha cha slide, skeletons that play the kazoo, and zombies that do the macarena. it’s a party in every corner of the map, i tell ya.

plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling like a rapper in no time. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where the villagers break it down like there’s no tomorrow.

oh, and did i mention our custom-made roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yep, we got that too.

so, if u wanna have a blast and forget all about russia and ukraine drama, come join us on this epic minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Baby Babble Land

Activity, Babble, baby, Cognitive, Communication, correlation, Development, early childhood, growth, heart rate, infant development, INFANTS, Influences, Land, Language, motor skills, physiological, research, speaking, speech development, study, vocalization

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	30
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where your heart rate activity influences when infants speak! Like, imagine mining some diamonds and suddenly a baby starts babbling in the chat because your heart rate went up! It’s like a whole new level of immersion, man. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach a certain heart rate, the babies start rapping. It’s wild, bro. So come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LampLifesteal

1.8.9, Adventure, auction house, Bounties, Community, Cracked, Creative, Discord, eaglercraft, Economy, Events, Gaming, java, LifeSteal, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	187	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

LampLifesteal is a 1.8.9 server that add the twist of when you kill someone you gain a heart, and they lose a heart.

This version has Java, Cracked, and Eaglercraft support so ANYONE can join regardless if they own a copy of Minecraft or not.

The server has a great community and lots of features like an auction house, economy, shop, bounties, and much more.

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Mystic Sky Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, CASE, Cipher, Code, crime, detective, Enigma, investigation, Mystery, mystic, No. 698170229, puzzle, query, question.., Realms, Riddle, secret, SKY, Thriller, unidentified, unknown, unsolved

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5164
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

And get this, our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti where you fight to the death with meatballs as weapons.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where everything is upside down and pigs can talk.

Join now if you want to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion and insanity is the norm.

Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

feminine care, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene awareness, feminine hygiene education, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene routine, feminine odor, feminine products, feminine scent, feminine wash, feminine wellness, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Proper hygiene, Queen, smp, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women’s Health, women’s hygiene

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Void Gems Collected:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3731
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	427	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8998
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
New Chunks Explored:	702806	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Enchantments Applied:	187	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Runes Activated:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.