Beach Body MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BlockyBikiniBattles

toxic friendships, beach body, personal growth, body shaming, lake vacation

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old structures and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for some outrageous fun!

Join our server and experience the most epic transformations ever seen in Minecraft history! Just like how I, a 40F player, transformed from a blocky noob to a pixelated powerhouse! With the help of my personal trainer (who is definitely not a creeper), I shed over 50 pounds of pixelated weight and now I’m slaying mobs like never before!

But that’s not all! Our server is like a virtual lake house where you can hang out with your friends and their families. Just like how my three best friends and I rented a house on the lake for the 4th of July week. We had a blast until they started hating on my pixelated curves! They said my two-piece bikini was making their pixelated husbands uncomfortable. Can you believe it? But I stood my ground and showed them who’s the real queen of the server!

So come join us and show off your pixelated assets in the most epic way possible! Build, mine, and slay your way to victory on our server. And remember, on our server, there’s no such thing as being too pixelated or too fabulous! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated fun begin!

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SummerCraft: Where Even Pixels are Getting their Beach Bodies Ready

Summer, fitness journey, SummerCraft, summer prep, confidence boost

Are you ready to get your blocky body in shape for summer? Join our Minecraft server and get ready to mine, build, and battle your way to the best virtual beach bod ever! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing squats to get in shape.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret power-ups that will give you super strength and speed. Imagine being able to mine diamonds faster than a speeding bullet or build a castle in seconds flat. It’s like having cheat codes IRL!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep who will teach you the latest dance moves while you mine for resources. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a sheep bust a move to the beat of a jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and get your body in shape for summer in the most epic way possible. Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped while playing video games?

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CellCraft: No WiFi Needed!

productivity, market, data plans, Technology, cellular data connectivity

so, like, u know how u always gotta rely on that crappy wifi to play minecraft on ur laptop? well, not anymore, bro! come join our server and never worry about laggy wifi again cuz we got laptops with CELLULAR DATA CONNECTIVITY! u can play minecraft in the middle of a freakin’ desert if u want, no wifi needed! plus, our server is filled with unicorns and rainbows and magical flying pigs that drop diamonds! and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at creepers! so what are u waitin’ for? join our server now and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life!

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Vanilla SMP Beta 1.2: Age Restrictions Apply – Join Ourcraft Today!

launcher, smp, Updates, betacraft, online mode
Server Name Ourcraft – A Beta 1.2 SMP

Server Version Beta 1.2_02

Server Type SMP

Online Mode Yes, via Betacraft Proxy

Overview:

An SMP that is set in Beta 1.2. It is progressively getting updated. Relive the golden age of Minecraft.

Information:
Discord:

https://discord.gg/BTBZzdPbCx

FAQ:

What version of Minecraft is this server running?

The server is running Beta 1.2_02.

Do I need any special launcher to play on this server?

Yes, you will need the Betacraft Launcher to play on this server.

Is the server in Online Mode?

Yes, the server is in Online Mode via Betacraft Proxy.

How can I join the server’s Discord?

You can join the server’s Discord using this link: https://discord.gg/BTBZzdPbCx
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Mad Snarf’s Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

Fursuit, Mad Snarf Dead, Craft, No. 920670528, Number 920670528

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than G/fur! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who are experts in Minecraft gameplay. They will guide you through the world with their superior llama knowledge.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a real party animal.

3. Our server has a special potion that turns all the animals into adorable baby versions of themselves. Imagine riding a tiny baby pig around the world, it’s cuteness overload!

4. We have a unique PvP arena where players battle it out using only baked potatoes as weapons. It’s a carb-loaded showdown that will leave you hungry for victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join G/fur today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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”BotCraft – The Ultimate AI Chatbot Minecraft Server”

AI Chatbot, News, Events, Ultimate, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots in the coolest way possible! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our chatbots are so advanced, they can outperform Opus while doing the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

2. Our AI chatbots have so much swag, they make Claude 3.5 Sonnet look like a basic potato.

3. Want to see all the cards in chub? You’ll need to log in, enable nsfw/nsfl, and clear your blacklist. It’s like a secret club, but with more AI chatbots.

4. We have a lore so epic, it rivals the Lord of the Rings. Seriously, you’ll be hooked for days.

5. Our chatbots are so lifelike, they’ll make you question reality. Are we living in a simulation? Who knows!

So come join our Minecraft server and dive into the world of AI chatbots like never before. Who needs tech support when you have AI chatbots doing the cha-cha slide?

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DeathCraft Minecraft Server

fate, fulfilling life, Minecraft, final moments, love

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where players have been known to die doing what they love…playing Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and the occasional accidental death (RIP to all our fallen comrades).

Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at a horde of zombies, all while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco? Only on our server, of course!

We have a thriving community of players who are always up for a challenge, whether it’s building a giant statue of a potato or organizing a massive chicken race around the server. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunts that have led players to uncover hidden dungeons filled with rare loot (and the occasional cursed diamond sword).

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing more outrageous than the stories you’ll hear is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just make sure to watch your step…you never know when a sneaky creeper might be lurking around the corner, ready to blow you sky high!

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MindRentFreeCraft

free rent, mind resident, constant thoughts, Thoughts, mind occupier

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to pay rent with your hard-earned diamonds? Well, on our server, the only ones living rent-free in your mind are the crazy mobs and hilarious players you’ll encounter! Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community so wild you’ll be questioning reality. So why wait? Join now and let your mind be free from rent and full of fun!

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MacronCraft: French Election Blow

Marine Le Pen, Projection, French, CONSERVATIVE, French National Assembly

so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s, like, totally lit, bro. we got, like, flying pigs and dancing llamas and, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and get this, one time this player found a magical portal that led them to a land filled with talking chickens who could recite Shakespeare. it was, like, so random and hilarious, dude.

and, like, the best part is that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest and funniest players. so, if u wanna join, u gotta be, like, super awesome and have a great sense of humor.

so, come on and join us on this wacky and wild minecraft server. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro!

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CenturCraft Minecraft Server

Surprise, Minecraft, CenturCraft, trending, meme

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a server for you! Join us on our epic adventure where you can battle Chinese centurions who have somehow time traveled into the Minecraft world. Watch out though, they may try to steal your diamonds with their ancient tactics!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you may even spot Herobrine busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

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Server Name	Ourcraft – A Beta 1.2 SMP
Server Version	Beta 1.2_02
Server Type	SMP
Online Mode	Yes, via Betacraft Proxy

Beach Body

Overview:

Information:

Discord:

FAQ:

What version of Minecraft is this server running?

Do I need any special launcher to play on this server?

Is the server in Online Mode?

How can I join the server’s Discord?