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Hindu Invaders LOLz – /shit/ Minecraft Server

BROWN, Hand, Hindu, India, Indian Immigration, Invaders, lolz, Minecraft, Political, rakesh, Sati, Server, Shit, STOP HINDU INVADERS, tranny, White

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	164
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we discuss the most pressing issue of Indian Immigration! Join us and become a part of the chaos as we debate who is truly Indian based on their hand posting abilities. Don’t worry, if you support India but refuse to post your hand, you’ll automatically be deemed Indian with no way out. It’s not because you’re too white or have nothing to prove, it’s just because your name is now officially Rakesh. And if that wasn’t wild enough, get ready for some intense political discussions and maybe even a few trannies thrown in for good measure. Come join us on this rollercoaster of a server, where anything goes and nothing is off limits!

Serious Question: Can You Survive This Minecraft Madness?

employee dissatisfaction, employee guidance, employee supervision, factory hierarchy, factory operations, factory work, ineffective management, laborer supervision, lack of leadership, madness, managerial accountability, managerial incompetence, managerial responsibilities, middle management criticism, middle managers, Minecraft, production oversight, question.., supervisors, SURVIVE, task delegation, training new employees, warehouse management, workplace inefficiency

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9040
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mines Excavated:	1730	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2902

Are you tired of middle-managers who do absolutely nothing except sit in their office and chat with their buddies? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server where middle-managers actually DO stuff, like guiding players on their tasks, training newbies, and making sure everyone is on the right track.

Forget about lazy managers who don’t do anything productive, our middle-managers will make sure you’re always producing the correct blocks, not sleeping on the job, and running the right stuff. Plus, they’ll actually come check on you in the warehouse instead of hiding in their office all day!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server where middle-managers are actually useful and not just useless NPCs, join us now and experience the most efficient and hilarious management team in the game. Who knows, you might even get promoted to middle-manager yourself and show them how it’s really done!

Crafty AF: Know the difference between a creeper and your ex

1. Know the difference, Awareness, Clarity, cognition, comprehension, Crafty, creeper, Difference, differentiate, Discernment, discrimination, distinction, DISTINGUISH, education, Expertise, Insight, intelligence, Interpretation, knowledge, learning, Perception, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9729
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty Confederates: Where Democrats Rule the Minecraft World!

american history, civil war, confederates, Conspiracy Theory, controversy, Crafty, democrats, Democrats vs Confederates, flag controversy, flag symbolism, flies CSA flag, History, Interpretation, Minecraft, partisan politics, party affiliation, Political, political beliefs, political commentary, rule, Southern Democrats, Southern heritage, Symbolism, world

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1266
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old flags and factions? Well, look no further because on our server, the Democrats are actually Confederates! That’s right, you’ll see players flying the CSA flag proudly as they build their empires and battle it out for supremacy. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate this crazy world where everything is turned upside down. Who knows what other surprises await you on this wacky server? Join now and see for yourself!

Crafty LOLz Server: ‘IN !!!!!!!!!!!’

Access, anticipation, Crafty, Demand, desire, entrance, entry, EXCITEMENT, exclamation, in, Let, lolz, long trail tags, me, Permission, PLEA, Request, Server, tags, Urgency, welcome

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4486
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig as your trusty steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land

Adventure, Apocalypse, apocalypse on our terms, apocalyptic vision, armageddon, cataclysm, Crafty, Destruction, Doomsday, End of the World, end times, Extinction, final days, global catastrophe, Humanity, Land, LOLtastic, McLaughingtons, orchestrated, orchestrated destruction, Plan, Proposal, proposed apocalypse, terms, world’s end

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	126
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2375	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for an epic adventure where we plan to end the world… but in a totally fun and orchestrated way!

Picture this: you and your friends team up to unleash chaos and destruction upon the Minecraft world. Build giant TNT cannons, summon hordes of zombies, and create massive explosions that will make even the creepers jealous. It’s the ultimate apocalypse experience, and it’s all happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a diamond sword, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us on our server and let’s end the world together… in the most epic and lolzy way possible!

Blocky Blunders: ‘not my problem’ Minecraft Madness

Apathy, avoidance, blocky, Blunders, denial, long trail tags: indifference, madness, Minecraft, not my problem, Problem, RESPONSIBILITY

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic, unpredictable, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. Little did they know, that llama came to life and started wreaking havoc on the entire server, spitting out fireballs and causing chaos wherever it went. But hey, who doesn’t love a little excitement?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens armed with swords and shields. If you can defeat them and claim the loot, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the Rainbow Sheep and it shall be yours.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just remember, whatever happens on the server, it’s not my problem!

CraftyCare: Where you can mine diamonds and work on yourself at the same time! 💎💪

CraftyCare, diamonds, Family Support, Gratitude, haircare, personal growth, self care community, self care goals, self care habits, self care inspiration, self care journey, self care mindset, self care motivation, self care products, self care rituals, self care tips, self improvement, self love, self-care, self-care routine, sisterly love., skincare, Time, work

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Towns Built:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	2115	Astral Projections Made:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Villages Defended:	15

Join our Minecraft server and level up your self-care game like never before! Our virtual spa area is stocked with the most luxurious hair and skincare products, courtesy of our generous sister NPC. Lather up with diamond-infused shampoo, exfoliate with emerald face masks, and relax in our obsidian hot tub. Your Minecraft character will be glowing with gratitude, just like you’ll be glowing with love for your sister (even if she’s just a computer program). So come join us and pamper yourself silly, because self-care is the best care!

PuppyCraft: Where you can dig for diamonds but still can’t buy a submarine!

Afford, AMBITION, aspiration, Buy, Dedication, determination, diamonds, Dig, dog, dream, Effort, everyday, financial struggle, Goal, grind, hard work, hustle, motivation, perseverance, PuppyCraft, submarine, success, work, work ethic

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Zombie Dances:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Are you tired of working like a dog just to afford a measly submarine? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds so big, you can trade them in for your very own submarine! Forget about real life struggles, come join us and start living your best underwater life in style. Who needs a job when you can just dig for riches in our virtual world? So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and start your journey to submarine ownership!

Crafty AF: ‘>Yup, that’s me’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, Curious, destiny, ended up, fate, gtYup, humor, introspection, Journey, life events, life experiences, Minecraft, personal growth, Reflection, relatable, Self Discovery, Server, Situation, Story, storytelling, that’s me, Twist of fate, unexpected, wondering, Yup

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Animals Bred:	74	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	5832	Ores Mined:	4936
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the pigs, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and become a llama knight, riding into battle on your trusty steed.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you unlimited power (or just make you really full).

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky creepers).