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Blocky Dilemmas Minecraft Server

blocky, consequences, controversial questions, dark humor, death, Decision making, dilemmas, existential crisis, fear, Human nature, hypothetical scenarios, instinctual desires, life choices, life or death, Minecraft, morality, Pleasure, provocative discussions, Server, sex, taboo topics, ultimate choice, ultimate dilemma, would you rather

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4317
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Alien Abductions:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the choice is simple: join us and have a blast, or face the consequences of instant death! But don’t worry, we promise you’ll be too busy laughing and having a great time to even think about choosing death.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun with a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs to worry about real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our server and let your imagination run wild?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and choose life (and lots of laughs) over death. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Peeing Tornado Minecraft SMP

Aigmi, bathroom habits, BIZARRE, bodily functions, cleaning, funny, humor, hygiene, Minecraft, odd, Peeing, penis, personal habits, quirky, smp, strange, stray piss, Tornado, UNUSUAL, Urination, weird, whirl

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2025
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Items Found:	8886
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further than our server! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers.

Join us if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our annual Ender Dragon rodeo event – it’s like a bull riding competition, but with a giant dragon instead!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be warned, our server may cause uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to build a roller coaster that goes through the Nether.

AdoptedSisMC Server

Abuse, AdoptedSisMC, adoption, adoptive family, AITAH, biological parents, Childhood, family, half-sister, Jealousy, loving family, Lucky, Raised, Safe, Server, Struggles, survivor, torture, Understanding

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual family and create your own crazy stories.

Imagine a world where your mom, Renee, gets emancipated at 16 and has a secret half-sister, Bridget, who was given up for adoption. And let’s not forget about your little sister, Anna, who had to be raised by you from infancy due to abusive parents. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks!

Join us for the chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination. Who knows, you might even uncover some long-lost family secrets along the way. So come on, join our server and let the drama unfold!

ExConExCashGrab

Account.., aita, Alimony, child support, college fund, CONVICTED, Court, crimes, custody, ex, ExConExCashGrab, Homicide, modify, MONEY, payment, Prison, Reduce, sentencing, Son, Years

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7229
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Emeralds Found:	6311	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	168
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in-game divorces can lead to drama and dilemmas! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of negotiating alimony payments with your ex-spouse, who may or may not be in jail for committing serious crimes.

Imagine the possibilities of using your in-game currency to fund your son’s college education, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting with a virtual ex-partner. Will you choose to be the generous parent who sacrifices for the sake of your child, or will you take the “asshole power move” route and try to reduce your alimony payments?

With only one year left to make a decision, the clock is ticking on this epic saga. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to balance financial responsibility with family dynamics in the most outrageous way possible. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate Minecraft AITA!

PhilippineSeaPirates

Beijing, diplomatic tensions, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, German warships, international relations, maritime security, military exercises, military presence, naval deployment, naval diplomacy, naval maneuvers, naval power, naval visit, Philippines, PhilippineSeaPirates, regional stability, South China Sea, Taiwan Strait, territorial disputes

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7877
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

lol y’all ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit even german warships wanna visit? well come on down to our server where the action never stops! we got more drama than a reality show, with players sailing through the taiwan strait like it’s no big deal. beijing is shook, but we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic bases. join now for a wild ride through the south china sea and beyond!

Sahara

Community, ETERNAL, Friendly, hermitcraft, INCLUSIVE, Join, Minecraft, PvE, SAHARA, Season, September 14th, Server, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9775
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	New Chunks Explored:	662209
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Meteorites Collected:	2	Crops Grown:	1700
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Sahara is a Minecraft community inspired by Hermitcraft! We’re starting a new Season on September 14th – This will be our 5th Season which will run alongside our Eternal world that never resets. We pride ourselves on the community feel and we aim to be as inclusive and friendly as we can. Apply for the whitelist by going to join.saharaserver.com

66.59.210.172:25568

Sunny Polska Minecraft Server

feeling good, good morning, Good Vibes, great day, Happy, Minecraft, morning inspiration, morning motivation, morning routine, morning vibes, Optimistic, Poland, polska, positive energy, positive mindset, positivity, Ready, Server, start the day right, Sunny, sunny day, sunny weather

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8800
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchantments Applied:	297	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Good morning from our wacky Minecraft server! Are you ready for a day filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans? Join us and explore our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Polish Potato Palace, where players can feast on unlimited potatoes and ride on potato-powered minecarts. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Polish Pickle Party” event, where players can compete in pickle-themed challenges and win fabulous prizes!

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who knows what wacky antics await you in sunny Polska?

Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen

animated, Bart Simpson, Characters, comedy, fictional, happen, homer simpson, humor, iconic, Lisa Simpson, long-running, Maggie Simpson, Marge Simpson, matt groening, Minecraft, pop culture, satire, Simpsons, smp, springfield, Television series, tv show, yellow family

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6731
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9414	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Divine Spears Created:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Potions Brewed:	37	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, just like in the Simpsons! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with exploding donuts, mischievous Bart pranks, and a secret underground lair where Mr. Burns hoards all the diamonds.

But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster made entirely of pink wool, a giant Krusty Burger that dispenses enchanted golden apples, and a portal to the Nether that leads to a Springfield-themed hell dimension.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and hilarious as your favorite cartoon family, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

OopsCraft: The Server of Regrets

consequences, delayed learning, Experience, growth, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight clarity, hindsight is 20/20, learning, life lessons, Maturity, mistake, OopsCraft, past mistakes, personal development, realization, Reflection, regrets, retrospective learning, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, wisdom

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2651
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Trust us, it’s a real cluckfest!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just be careful not to break a bone while busting a move!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge” where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while dodging flaming arrows shot by deranged villagers. It’s a real hot mess, but hey, that’s half the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Parrotfish Are Strangers’ Neighbors

neighbors, Parrotfish, strangers

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5520
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Votes:	7816
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

yOu gotta join dis server cuz the parrotfish be wildin’ out here, man. dey be chasin’ strangers like dey owe ’em money, but dey all chill with da neighbors. it’s like a soap opera up in dis server, drama everywhere with dem parrotfish. come join da fun and see who gets chased next!