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Woke Minecraft Server – Your Steam Library?

Diversity, Gaming, Inclusivity, library, Minecraft, Server, social justice, Steam, Steam library, video games, Woke, woke community, WOKE CULTURE, woke detector, woke gamers, woke gamers unite, woke gaming, woke gaming community, woke gaming culture, woke gaming movement, woke gaming revolution

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1789
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchantments Applied:	233	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most woke Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and discover a world where the blocks are made of pure unicorn glitter and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so woke that even the Ender Dragon has a subscription to The New York Times!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts rainbows and a diamond pickaxe that can mine through space and time. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with songs about the joys of crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most woke Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

6 inch dick, big, body image, Confidence, dick, ENERGY, feeling inadequate, inadequacy, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, Minecraft, penis envy, penis size, self esteem, self worth, self-conscious, Size Comparison, size envy, size matters, small member, small package, small penis, smp, Wishful thinking

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7699
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magic Items Found:	6030

Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

NoSmokeNoProbsMC

campus housing, campus rules, cigarettes, consequences, disruptive behavior, Eviction, fire alarm, illegal, law enforcement, Lease Violation, Marijuana, no smoking apartment, no smoking campus, noise disturbance, NoSmokeNoProbsMC, roommate communication, roommate conflict, smoking, university roommates, Weed

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Crops Grown:	1601

Are you tired of living with a mysterious roommate who smokes weed like it’s going out of style? Join our Minecraft server and escape the smell of marijuana-induced coughing fits!

Our server is a safe haven from illegal activities and annoying roommates. No need to worry about violating leases or breaking the law here – just pure, wholesome Minecraft fun.

Plus, who knows what kind of crazy antics your roommate will get up to next? Will he set off the fire alarm again? Will he start a weed farm in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and leave the drama of real life roommates behind. Who knew escaping from reality could be so entertaining?

CraftyGirlz

baby names, beautiful names, CraftyGirlz, favorite names, girl names, name choices, name favorites, name ideas, name options, name preferences, name recommendations, name selection, name suggestions, naming a girl, opinion, popular names, pretty names, unique names

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8299
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9242	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs!

Our server is so amazing that the prettiest girl name in the world is actually the server name itself. That’s right, we’re so fabulous that even the universe agrees. So if you want to be surrounded by beauty and wonder, come join us and bask in the glory of our majestic Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes and fly through the sky on a magical carpet. Plus, every time you log on, a chorus of angels will sing your name and shower you with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Blocktopia: Where even the creepers can’t find the chief

Assassination, blocktopia, Checking, chief, Conflict, CREEPERS, Dead, Find, gaza, Hamas, incommunicado, Israel, leader, Longshot, MIDDLE EAST, Militant, Palestinian, Political, Possibility, speculation, Terrorism, uncertainty, violence

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Votes:	1989	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

So, like, come join our totally rad Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures ever! Like, one time, we found a secret portal to a land filled with giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts! And another time, we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate pudding! Plus, our admin once rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers and saved the day! So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of awesomeness?! Join now before the Hamas chief steals all the diamonds and blows up our pixelated world!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

addiction, Censorship, Crisis, culture, empowerment, Ethics, Jewish weapons, Liberation, mental health, Minecraft, morality, no-fap, Paradise, PIXEL, pornography, Religion, resistance, self-control, Server, sexual content, society, taboo, temptation, temptation control.

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7380
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5088	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Void Gems Collected:	26
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26

Are you tired of falling victim to Jewish weapons like porn? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have created a safe haven for those who resist the temptations of the Jewish conspiracy. Join us and keep being a no fap warrior in this epic battle against the forces of temptation! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any unwanted distractions while you build your epic creations. So come join us and let’s fight the good fight together!

The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP

Beta, budgeting, economic hardship, Edition, financial burden, financial challenges, financial difficulties, financial distress, financial hardship, financial insecurity, financial strain, financial struggle, frugality, Hardship, living paycheck to paycheck, low-income, Minecraft, money management, poorfag, POVERTY, smp, Suffering

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9249
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	5949

Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

MomRageCraft

age ranges, age-appropriate reading, book recommendations, book series, communication breakdown, disagreement resolution, encouraging reading, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, generational differences, gift giving, hanging up on family, MomRageCraft, parental expectations, parenting disagreements, reading habits, rudeness, sibling birthdays, sibling bonding, sibling relationships

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2224
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6577

Are you tired of being judged for your book choices? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all ages and genres of literature! We even have a special section for those who still enjoy reading children’s books past the recommended age range.

Our server is a safe space for bookworms of all ages, where you can build your own book-themed world and discuss your favorite stories with like-minded players. Plus, we have a secret underground library filled with rare and magical books waiting to be discovered.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where reading is always encouraged, no matter what age you are! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of books you can fit in your virtual backpack).

BlockyTimeMachine

advice, BlockyTimeMachine, hindsight, Inner child, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, past mistakes, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-reflection exercises, wisdom

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2608
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Hey there, future Minecraft master! Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Imagine a land where you can ride on the backs of dragons, build castles in the clouds, and battle evil zombie unicorns with your trusty diamond sword. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of candy, we have unlimited resources and infinite possibilities.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas wear top hats and chickens can breakdance. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious realm and claim its treasures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, your younger self would be so jealous!

Nethria Network – Where Minecraft Factions Get More Dramatic Than a Soap Opera!

#youtube, Adventures, authentic, classic, Crates, Discord, dramatic, European, Factions, Minecraft, Mythical, Nethria, Network, Nostalgia, Opera, Ping, PvP, Raid, Rewards, Server, Site, Skills, soap, Trailer

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3099
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3671	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Nethria Network Overview

Features	Description
No Gens	No automatic faction generators allowed
No Custom Enchants	Focusing on classic gameplay without custom enchantments
Balanced economy	Economic system designed for fair play
Custom World	One 6000×6000 world with unique adventures
Unique Features	New features like Mythic Spawners and Skills
Crates	Rewards for players
Vote rewards	Incentives for voting
Raid options	Multiple ways to raid factions
PVP	Gapple 1.8.8 PVP

Version: 1.8.8-1.8.9 (European server, great ping for most countries)

IP: play.nethria.pro

Watch Season 2 trailer: Trailer

Site: www.nethria.pro

Discord: discord.nethria.pro

FAQ

Q: What version is compatible with the server?

A: The server supports versions 1.8.8 to 1.8.9.

Q: Are there any custom enchantments?

A: No, the server focuses on classic gameplay without custom enchants.

Q: How can I earn rewards on the server?

A: You can earn rewards through voting or participating in in-game activities.

Q: Is the server EU-based?

A: Yes, the server is based in Europe with good ping for most countries.