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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 9986 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Reasons to join: – We have a balloon popping mini-game where you can relive the trauma of your dad popping all your hard work. – Our cake selection is top-notch, but don’t worry, we won’t force feed you chocolate cake against your will. Choose your slice wisely! – Need some extra cash? Just watch out for your mom trying to take back the birthday money she gave you. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there. – Enjoy some family drama? Our server is full of it! Witness arguments over gifts, silent treatments, and even a sprinkle of name-calling. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.
So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity. Who needs a boring birthday party when you can have all this excitement in Minecraft?