Bbq MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Blocktopia Summer Shutdown

Summer, summer farewell., blocktopia, long weekend, summer activities

Are you feeling the end-of-summer blues? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to boring back-to-school blues and hello to endless fun and adventure!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and discovered a secret portal that led them to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless diamonds. They built the most epic castle you’ve ever seen and became the rulers of the land, throwing epic parties every night.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with just one of those chickens in your coop!

So come join us on our server and say goodbye to summer in style. Who needs beaches and barbecues when you have unicorns, diamonds, and Diamond Chickens? Labor Day may be the end of summer, but it’s just the beginning of the fun on our Minecraft server!

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VacayWreckedCraft

backyard, rude behavior, Hoa, jacuzzi, privacy concerns

So, picture this: you’re chilling on your deck, minding your own business, when suddenly, a wild elderly couple appears next door! But wait, they’re not just any elderly couple, they’re the BBQ-hating, jacuzzi-avoiding, angry neighbors from hell! This dynamic duo decided to rent out the house next door and immediately started throwing shade your way. But fear not, for you are the ruler of your own deck kingdom! Show them who’s boss by asserting your dominance and staying on your deck until the wee hours of the night. Who needs sleep when you can assert your backyard dominance, am I right?

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to recreate this epic showdown with your virtual neighbors! Build the most epic deck kingdom and show those pixelated neighbors who’s boss. Will you be the BBQ-hating neighbor or the deck-dominating ruler? The choice is yours on our outrageously entertaining Minecraft server!

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UncleDiscrimination Minecraft Server

work, STEM Fields, elitist, engineering job, certifications

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of your family gatherings? Look no further than our server, where the only discrimination you’ll face is against creepers blowing up your creations!

Join us for a world of blocky adventures and build your own empire, no STEM degree required (but highly encouraged)! Leave behind the drama of entitled uncles and judgmental grandfathers, and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is how high you can stack your blocks.

So come on, join us and leave behind the real world drama for a world where the only explosions are from TNT cannons and the only elitism is how high you can build your castle!

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☀️ Sunburned SMP: Survival of the Fishiest! 🐟💥🎣 No Weekly Challenges, Just BBQ Skills & Events! Optional PvP, No SPF Needed! 🌞

SPF, Survival, Sunburned, java, Auctions

Server Overview

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	Shaded Discord
TikTok	Shaded TikTok

Features of Shaded Minecraft Server

NEW! Fishing Log
NEW! Lobster Pots
NEW! PvP Arena
Land Claiming and Grief Prevention
Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions
Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks
Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges

Connect with Shaded

Discord: Shaded Discord
Twitter: Shaded Twitter
Vote: Vote

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the Shaded Minecraft server?	You can join by copying and pasting the server IP “play.shaded.gg” into your Minecraft client.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, Shaded offers custom features such as Fishing Log, Lobster Pots, PvP Arena, and more!
Is PvP mandatory on the server?	No, PvP is entirely optional on Shaded, so you can choose to participate based on your playstyle preferences.
Can I protect my builds on the server?	Yes, Shaded provides a robust land claiming and grief prevention system to keep your creations safe and secure.
How can I earn free ranks and perks on Shaded?	You can earn free ranks, kits, and perks by voting for the server and participating in events and challenges.

NoSleepoverNoParty

texted, mutual friends, scheme, Event, Tension

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even your bestie’s family and friends want in on the action. They’ll be begging to join us for a BBQ party that’s so lit, it’ll make the Nether look like a kiddie pool.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine the look on your bestie’s face when you tell her that you can’t make it to the BBQ because you’re too busy building your Minecraft empire. She’ll be so shocked, she might just try to bribe you with ribs to join the fun.

So come on, don’t be a blockhead! Join our server for a Minecraft experience that’s crazier than a herd of zombie pigs on a rampage. See you there!

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BBQ Drama Minecraft Server

husband, refusing, magistrates, serious, Drama

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take child safety very seriously! Unlike some family BBQs, we don’t invite creepy guys who are awaiting sentencing for looking at indecent images of children. Join us and rest assured that your little ones will be safe from any shady characters.

We understand the importance of keeping your family protected, which is why we have a zero-tolerance policy for sketchy individuals. Don’t worry about receiving nasty messages from your family members – on our server, the only messages you’ll get are ones of support and camaraderie.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, keep your daughter safe from any potential harm. Because when it comes to child safety, we don’t mess around.

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BBQCraft Minecraft Server

well-behaved, Server, dog, Unnecessary, Pregnant

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family-friendly means humans only! No pets allowed, especially not dogs named Dave. Join us for a wild time where the only barking you’ll hear is from the creepers in the game, not from unwanted furry guests. We promise not to kick out any players’ pets, unless they start griefing our builds. So come on over and let’s have a blast building and exploring together, just leave your four-legged friends at home!

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ExWifeBoyfriendMCServ

parents, family gathering, Movie, CoParenting, texted

Are you tired of family drama ruining your weekends? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between you and those pesky creepers!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs a family BBQ when you can have a blocky adventure with us?

Plus, our community is so supportive that even if you decide to take a break and have some alone time, no one will send you angry messages about ruining the party. We understand the importance of self-care, especially when it involves watching movies and having drinks alone in the comfort of your own virtual world.

So leave the family drama behind and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new in-game family that’s way cooler than your real one!

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BBQ Bash Minecraft Server

uncomfortable environment, barbeque, division of expenses, lack of effort, dirty dishes

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to make you pay for groceries or clean up after us like some ungrateful hosts at a BBQ!

Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about making coffee for lazy hosts or dividing up the cost of virtual groceries. Our server is clutter-free and full of exciting challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on over and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be dividing is your time between mining for diamonds and battling creepers. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with ungrateful hosts and dirty dishes.

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HouseWarmingCraft Minecraft Server

house buying, anger, mutual friend, friendship, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Are you tired of house-hunting woes like our friend here? Well, on our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about sneaky friends stealing it from under your nose!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding the perfect plot of land, crafting your ideal home, and hosting epic garden parties with your virtual dog (who never needs to be walked)!

Don’t let your friends rain on your parade – on our server, the only competition is who can build the most outrageous, envy-inducing mansion!

So come on over and let your creativity run wild – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

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