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Crafty Mindustry Madness

Addictive, Automation, base building, Challenging, Crafty, early access, FACTORY, game development, Gaming Community, indie game, madness, mindustry, mobile game, multiplayer, pc game, pixel art, Resource Management, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, Technology, Tower Defense

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8028
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Oh my Notch, have you heard about this Mindustry server?! It’s like Minecraft on steroids, with industrial machines and crazy defense systems.

Join our server for a chance to build a diamond-powered rocket ship to explore the galactic mines of the space dimension.

But beware, there are creeper drones and zombie robots trying to steal your redstone stash.

So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience ever!

Crafty Crybabies: Affordable Housing Edition

adulting, affordable, apartment living, Crafty, crybabies, Edition, financial struggle, generational differences, hard work, Home ownership, Housing, housing affordability, housing crisis, housing market, INDEPENDENCE, Job Search, kicked out, La, millennial, NYC, parents, perseverance, plant job, yuppie fantasy

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4640
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where housing is never unaffordable and you can live out all your yuppie fantasies without a care in the world! Who needs NYC or LA when you can have your own virtual mansion right here?

Join us and start building your dream home at the age of 18, just like our founder did while working at the virtual plant. And if your virtual parents kick you out, don’t worry – we have plenty of shitty apartments for you to crash in!

Don’t cry about housing prices, join our server and start living the high life today!

MasterCraft: Where Every Block is a Training Montage

Anime, Antagonist, BLOCK, Burning Gundam, Dark Gundam, Domon Kasshu, gundam, King of Hearts, Martial Arts, martial arts master, Master Asia, mastercraft, mentor, Mentorship, Mobile Fighter G Gundam, Montage, Neo Japan, redemption arc, Rivalry, Shining Gundam, Shuffle Alliance, Training, Undefeated of the East

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that on this server, you can ride on GIANT LLAMAS that can fly through the sky and shoot RAINBOW LASERS out of their eyes. Not only that, but you can also find a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking PIZZA SLICES that give you superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! If you manage to defeat the EVIL LLAMA KING in battle, you will be granted access to a secret area where you can build a house made entirely out of DIAMONDS and GUMMY BEARS.

So what are you waiting for? Join Master Asia today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

McCrafty’s Fast Food Frenzy

American, burger, chain, convenience, Country, Dining, drive thru, Fast, fast food, Favorite, Food, Frenzy, Fries, guilty pleasure, indulgence, International, local flavor, McCraftys, menu, Options, Popular, quick service, takeout, Variety

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2589
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only thing faster than our server speed is the delivery time of your favorite fast food chain in your country! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and DELICIOUS surprises around every corner.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a virtual world where every block was made of their favorite fast food items. They built a castle out of PIZZA slices, rode a rollercoaster made of HOT DOGS, and even battled a dragon made of FRENCH FRIES. It was a feast for the eyes and the stomach!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as ADDICTIVE as your favorite fast food chain, look no further! Join us today and let the FOODIE fun begin!

The Commonwealth Crafters: Where Pixels Rule and Fun is Guaranteed!

Animals, artificial people, best option, Commonwealth, Crafters, cure, destroy, disagreement, Evil, Father, Fun, good people, GUARANTEED, Institute, leadership, Objective, pixels, player, rule, scientist, Son, supermutants, Technology, teleport technology

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Enchantments Applied:	100	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are objectively the best option for Commonwealth! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons to join us:

Take on the role of a leader and show the Commonwealth what true leadership looks like! Only you can provide the guidance and direction they need.
Forget about destroying technology just because your son is evil – that’s so last season! Join us and embrace the power of technology created by The Institute.
Did you know that many of The Institute scientists are actually good people? They don’t even agree with the Father on everything! Plus, they can cure supermutants, create artificial people and animals, make teleport technology, and so much more!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem of Commonwealth like never before!

ZOGcraft: Where Even the Creepers LOL at Your Builds

aging, anti-oxidants, astaxanthin, Builds, CREEPERS, cuckold, duckduckgo, GOOGLE, health, internet, jewed, lol, multi-vitamin, NAC, Political, ZOG, ZOGcraft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2583
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of society and join a community of anti-oxidant enthusiasts!

Are you tired of aging and feeling like everything is ruining your health? Well, fear not because on our server, we have discovered the secret to slowing down aging through the power of KEKOLDING!

Join us as we embark on a quest to find the best anti-oxidants in the virtual world of Minecraft. Forget NAC and astaxanthin, on our server, we have supercharged anti-oxidants that will make you feel younger than ever before.

And the best part? No ZOG forcing cuckold shit on your screen here! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and defy aging with us!

Stone Age to Steve Age

age, contrary opinions, crucifixion, emotions, Empathetic, Ethics, Evolution, evolving machines, human evolution, kill, Machines, middle ages, Passengers, people in 1500s, people in 2024, progress, religious savages, Smart, society, steve, STONE, Technology, wrong opinions

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5546
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the only rule is to EVOLVE or get left behind like those poor souls in the 1500s! Join us in a world where opinions are celebrated, unless they go against our emotions, then we’ll just KILL you with kindness… or maybe just with a sword.

Our machines are evolving faster than we are, but fear not, on this server, you can EVOLVE alongside them! Who needs to think long and hard about the implications of technology when you can just build a giant robot to do it for you?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of EVOLUTION and KILLING those who dare to have different opinions! Who needs the 1500s when you can have all the chaos and mayhem of 2024 in Minecraft form?

PixelPeen Palace: Where Minecraft meets adult entertainment!

Adult, affordable, CHARGE, Entertainment, Fan, HARD, hard to find, internet, joint pot, legalporno, maximum monthly, meets, Minecraft, multiple studios, Palace, per person, per year, PixelPeen, porn fan, PornBox, PRETTY, Specific, specific videos, Studios, subscriptions, torrent

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9807
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5744
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have a blast like never before! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Epic Builds: Our players have created some insane structures that will blow your mind! From towering castles to pixel art masterpieces, you’ll never run out of things to marvel at.

2. Treasure Hunts: We’ve hidden chests filled with rare loot all over the server. Can you find them all? Rumor has it that one lucky player stumbled upon a diamond sword with enchantments so powerful, they could take down the Ender Dragon with one hit!

3. PvP Battles: Test your skills in our intense PvP arenas, where only the strongest survive. Will you emerge victorious, or will you be sent back to respawn with your tail between your legs?

4. Custom Plugins: We’ve got plugins that will make your Minecraft experience even more exciting. From flying pigs to exploding sheep, you never know what surprises await you around the corner.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal to the Nether filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. See you in the game!

Crafty LOLz: Noob Saar Adventures

Adventures, asian, Awareness, Communication, continent, Crafty, Cross-cultural, culture, dialogue, Diversity, education, ethnicity, Global, lolz, misunderstanding, noob, noooo, perspective, Saar, Sir, Stereotypes, understand, Unity

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the craziness never stops!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have ASIAN players who will blow your mind with their insane builds and epic battles!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our players are so skilled, they can take down a whole army of creepers with just a single punch!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and back. It’s like a theme park on steroids!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Crusaders

2d games, Action-Adventure, Atmospheric, Blasphemous, Boss Battles, challenging gameplay, Crafty, crusaders, dark fantasy, Exploration, Gothic, indie games, Metroidvania, pixel art, platformer, religious themes, Rondo of Blood, similar games, Souls-Like, Spanish developers, video games, worth 7 dollars

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1953
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing, it’s worth more than 7 dollars! In fact, we should be charging a million dollars just to log in. 2. If you loved Rondo of Blood, then you will absolutely adore our server. It’s like Rondo of Blood, but with blocky characters and pixelated landscapes. 3. Once you join our server, you will be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s a magical place, I tell you. 4. Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you will ever meet. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds. 5. And last but not least, joining our server will give you the ability to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil zombies with a diamond sword. Who wouldn’t want to do that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft like never before!