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| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 3813 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on roller skates? well, lemme tell ya bout this server. we got pigs that fly, creepers that give hugs instead of explosions, and diamonds that rain from the sky like confetti at a birthday party.
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where the senior official from Israel and Hamas are having a dance-off to settle their differences. it’s like a mix between a rave and a political debate. who will win? who knows, but it’s gonna be lit!
so come on over to our server and join in on the madness. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. but seriously, join us now before the llamas take over and make us all their servants. peace out, homies!
