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Crafty TNT Walmart – Where Buying a Bazooka is Totally Normal!

American laws, Bazooka, Buying, controversial, Crafty, crime, Ethics, firearms, girl, illegal, Jail, morality, normal, Paying, punishment, regulations, Retail, sex, shopping, society, Tnt, Totally, Walmart, weapons

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Potions Brewed:	126
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as buying a bazooka at Walmart? Or as crazy as paying a girl for sex and ending up in jail? Look no further! Our server is so insane, you’ll be questioning American laws in no time. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

UkraineCraft: Kellogg’s Quest

100 days, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, ending war, foreign policy, government officials, international relations, Kellogg, Kelloggs, military intervention, negotiations, peace negotiations, political news, Quest, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, UkraineCraft, united states, US envoy, White House, wsj

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5066
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ores Mined:	3739	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Towns Built:	6

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where trump is like, “hey kellogg, go end this war in ukraine in 100 days, k thx bye.” like, what even is happening? join this server for the most epic quests and missions, like trying to stop a war in 100 days. who knows what will happen next? maybe kellogg will ride in on a unicorn and save the day. you never know on this wild server. come join the chaos and see what happens next!

Perish or Perish Minecraft Server

academic pressure, biomedical researchers, data analysis, data integrity, Experiment, irreproducibility, Minecraft, peer review, perish.., publish or perish, replication crisis, reproducibility crisis, research culture, Research Ethics, research funding, Science, Scientific community, scientific integrity, Scientific method, scientific publishing, scientific research, Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7574
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5993	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	157	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4769	Runes Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

So, like, you ever play on a Minecraft server where the science is so wack that you’ll be like “woah, dude, what even is real anymore?” Well, come join our server where we have a reproducibility crisis that will blow your mind!

Our biomedical researchers are out here trying to figure out why over 70% of them can’t reproduce another scientist’s experiment. Is it because they’re too busy trying to publish or perish? Probably! But hey, who needs reproducibility when you can have a good time on our server, am I right?

Join us and be part of the madness as we try to navigate through the chaos of science gone wrong. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to crack the code and finally figure out what’s really going on. Or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Ethereal Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4chan, anonymous encounters, cis girl, digital interactions, Dominant, Ethereal, fetish, fetishism, financial control, financial domination, financial exploitation, findom, internet culture, kink, online communities, online dating, online relationships, Personal experiences, power dynamics, Realm, social media, submissive

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9064
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Yo, bros, forget about that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We got creepers blowing up left and right, just like your chances with that 4chan findom girl!

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated chaos. Who needs a cis girl when you can have a diamond sword in hand and a pickaxe in the other?

Trust me, you’ll be so addicted to our server that you’ll forget all about those crazy online encounters. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s mine, build, and troll together like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs 4chan drama when you have a whole new world to explore?

BabySnapz Minecraft Server

baby pictures, BabySnapz, Boundaries, boundaries issue, Communication, Cultural differences, culture, defending behavior, family, family dynamics, first time mum, Grandparents, in-laws, Minecraft, overprotective, parenting, privacy, relationships, Religion, Respect, screen time, Server, Trust

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Love Letters Sent:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4715
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	4928
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we respect boundaries like they’re made of diamond blocks! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and intrigue, just like this crazy family photo situation.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about pesky in-laws snapping pics of your pixelated baby without your permission. We take privacy seriously, even in the virtual world. Plus, who needs a camera when you can just build a monument to your baby in the game instead?

But beware, just like in this family feud, things can get heated on our server too. Will you stand up for your boundaries like a boss, or will you let the drama unfold like a Minecraft soap opera? The choice is yours!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more epic than the builds are the outrageous stories that come with them. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos instead? Let’s craft some memories together!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, compensation, emotional labor, family, family dynamics, Guilt, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, parenting, personal time, relationships, Resentment, self-care, Siblings, single mom, Sisterhood, Support, taking advantage, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5972
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your family? Do you feel like a free babysitting service instead of a human being with needs and desires? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your real-life responsibilities!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual escapades. Build your dream world, battle monsters, and make new friends who won’t guilt-trip you into watching their kids for free!

On our server, family drama is a thing of the past. No more last-minute babysitting requests or accusations of selfishness. Here, you’re free to be yourself and enjoy some well-deserved me-time.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the babysitting blues. Who needs family when you have a virtual world to explore? Let’s block and roll, baby!

CraftAddictMC SMP

addiction, Automatic, Behavior, compulsion, Consistent, CraftAddictMC, customary, Daily, Habit, Ingrained, Obsession, pattern, PERSISTENT, Repetition, ritual, Routine, smp, tradition

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Votes:	4731	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Bro, lemme tell you about this wild Minecraft server I found, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and shenanigans. Like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down on there.

First of all, the spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats. And if you try to punch one of those pigs, they shoot lasers out of their eyes and turn you into a block of cheese. It’s insane, bro.

And the mods on this server? They’re like a group of ninja unicorns who ride around on rainbow dolphins, banning griefers left and right. It’s like they have superpowers or something.

But the best part is the community. We have this one guy who built a giant statue of a potato wearing a sombrero, and another guy who only speaks in pig Latin. It’s like a circus meets a zoo meets a mental institution, and I love it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s off the walls bonkers, come join us. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned. It’s a wild ride, bro.

MineCraftyBananza

data privacy, digital citizenship, Digital Detox, digital footprint, digital platforms, internet culture, MineCraftyBananza, online activism, online communities, online engagement, online presence, privacy concerns, serious, smartphone addiction, social media, social media bans, social media usage, social-networking, Technology, twitter bans, user behavior

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mines Excavated:	4580
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Are you tired of all the drama on Twitter? Want to escape the endless cycle of bans and suspensions? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all the Twitter drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where the only bans you’ll encounter are from creepers blowing up your precious builds.

Forget about deleting the app from your phone, delete it from your life completely and dive into a virtual world where the only tweets you’ll see are from birds in the game.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to Twitter for good! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any addiction to Minecraft that may occur)

LeprechaunCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, ALERT, Business, decision, Economy, finance, global tax deal, Government, Impact, international relations, ireland, LeprechaunCraft, Minecraft, negotiations, News, Politics, reaction, Server, tax policy, Trade, trump, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Crops Grown:	7765	Astral Projections Made:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m outta here” and pulls the US out of the global tax deal? well, we got the perfect escape for u – come join our minecraft server and leave all that political drama behind!

we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, they make elon musk jealous.

join us and build a castle so big, it’ll make the great wall of china look like a picket fence. and if u need a break from all the building, hop on a minecart and race against a herd of stampeding llamas.

so come on down to our server, where the only thing u need to worry about is running out of porkchops. trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with global tax deals.

PutinCraft: No War, Just Blocks

blocks, cease-fire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global security, international relations, military intervention, peace negotiations, peace talks, political pressure, putin, PutinCraft, russia, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, territorial disputes, trump, ukraine war, united states, War, world leaders

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7579
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

So, like, u know how Trump and Putin are like, totally bros, right? Well, Trump was all like, “Yo, Putin, stop messing with Ukraine or else I’m gonna slap some more sanctions on ya!” And Putin was all like, “Oh no, bro, please don’t do that, I’ll stop, I promise!” But like, who knows if he’s gonna actually stop or not, right? So, like, come join our Minecraft server and help us build a giant wall to keep Putin out! Plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hide all our diamonds and stuff. It’s gonna be so epic, bro! Join us now and let’s show Putin who’s boss!

Lyricless Spotify Fails

digital music, EMBARRASSMENT, Fails, Lyricless, Lyrics, missing lyrics, Music (Industry), music app, music catalog, music discovery, music fans, music library, music lovers, music platform, music service, music streaming, music technology, song lyrics, songwriting, spotify, Streaming Service, user experience

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so many diamonds you’ll be drowning in them like a rich duck in a fancy pool. we have dragons that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and unicorns that fart rainbows. our staff team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you three wishes if you bring them a bucket of fried chicken.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery, guarded by a giant talking potato who only speaks in riddles. our mini-games include spleef with explosive snowballs and parkour courses that will make you question your sanity.

if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and given the power to fly like a majestic eagle. so come on down and join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.