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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 3553 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 170 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 11 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!