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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 9894 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 21 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Votes: | 2380 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 11776 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where we have more crazy stats than a villager trying to trade with a zombie!
Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!
So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!
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