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Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches

Bitcoin, Bitcoiners, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, decentralized, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, Economy, Financial, hodling, impoverished, Investment, Manipulation, market, Minecraft, Regulation, Riches, SECURITY, smp, society, speculation, Technology, volatility, wealth

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8236
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	227	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Potions Brewed:	197	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!

Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server

bittersweet, Cupid De Locke, Despair, emotional, feelings, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, hopeless, Hopeless Romantic, Humiliating, longing, love, Melancholy, Minecraft, Music, PAINFUL, relationships, Romanticism, Romantics, Server, smashing pumpkins, unrequited love, Zero

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8900
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is like a Creeper explosion – unexpected and potentially devastating! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like listening to Smashing Pumpkins. But instead of feeling lovey-dovey, get ready to feel the pain and humiliation of being blown up by a Creeper while mining for diamonds.

Forget about Cupid De Locke, on our server, love is more like Zero – constantly trying to survive and rebuild after each heartbreak. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast doing it!

So come on over and join us for a crazy fun time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places – like a hidden chest full of enchanted gear!

Did They Minecraft SMP

Did they, did they actually, did they genuinely, did they honestly, did they truly, doubt, inquiry, long tail tags: did they really, Minecraft, smp, speculation Did they, tags: questioning, uncertainty, y’know

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Magic Items Found:	6502
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Buildings Constructed:	31
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Animals Bred:	176	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And did they… y’know? Oh yes, they did! The drama is real and the gossip is juicy on our server.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to mysterious dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And don’t even get me started on the pranks that players pull on each other – let’s just say that TNT is involved more often than not.

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your gaming life!

Bread Sucks Minecraft Server

Angry, bad bread, Bakery, baking, Bread, carbs, criticism, diet, DISRESPECTFUL, DOUGH, Food, Frustration, gluten, homemade bread, insult, Minecraft, Nono, offensive, Rude, Server, SUCKS, Unhealthy, Yeast

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6210
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that will make you say “Fuck your bread Nono! Your bread sucks!!” Our bread is so delicious, it will make you question all other bread in the game. Join us for the best bread experience of your virtual life!

BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

Anime, BlockyBanter, coping mechanisms, dark themes, depression, emotional turmoil, fictional characters, Haibane Tomo, Inner Demons, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, psychological struggles, seeking help, self harm, self-destructive behavior, smp, stigma, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, support systems

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5954
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Potions Brewed:	125	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Creepers doing the electric slide? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.

3. Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through interpretive dance. They may not be the most efficient at solving problems, but they sure know how to bust a move.

4. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid who’s a master of karaoke.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ demands for more diamonds). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

What is the IP for Caedrel Minecraft Server?

caedrel, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Void Gems Collected:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Caedrel is a professional League of Legends player hailing from the United Kingdom. He currently plays as a mid laner for Excel Esports in the LEC. Caedrel is known for his versatile champion pool, exceptional mechanical skills, and strong shot-calling abilities. He has established himself as a key player in the European League of Legends scene and continues to impress fans and critics alike with his performances on the Rift.

Perfect Survival Without PVP Minecraft Server

16 chunks, Build warps, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Develop yourself, Donation statuses, Game Currency, Honest survival, Huge worlds, Low donations, no fly, No GOD, No OP, No pvp, No Wipes, Open stores, Perfect Survival, Private land, Russian translation, Web map

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7677
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players.

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 16 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

x.StoryMine.ru

TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol-induced, completion, Drunk, drunk behavior, drunk consequences, drunk decisions, drunk habits, drunk issues, drunk problems, drunk regrets, drunk struggles, Impaired, inebriated, intoxicated, Masturbation, Minecraft, self pleasure, Server, sexual frustration, TipsyCraft, too drunk, unable to finish

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5793
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dragons Tamed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, PixelatedPals, smp, Yes please Request Polite Agree Approval Consent Affirmative Acceptance Willingness Permission Approval granted Positive response Agreement Assent Approval given Okay Fine Sure Absolutely Certainly

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7270
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Potions Brewed:	85
Magic Items Found:	2417	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of grass to build on? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself surrounded by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Why are they dancing, you ask? Because our server has a strict dress code for all animals and they’re just trying to impress the sheep with their fancy footwork.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where players ride their trusty llamas through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Latin Block Party Minecraft Server

American whites, BLOCK, concept of bleaching, ethnicity, Identity, ITALIANS, latin, Latin Americans, Minecraft, Party, Race, racial classification, racial discrimination, racial diversity, Racial equality, racial hierarchy, racial identity, racial justice, racial prejudice, racial privilege, racial representation, racial stereotypes, Server, social constructs, whiteness

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Void Armor Forged:	28	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Star Shards Collected:	101	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the whiteness of Latin Americans is as confusing as trying to find a creeper in a field of sheep! We promise you’ll have a blast trying to navigate through our wacky world filled with Italian mobs that may or may not be considered white.

Join us and witness the epic battles between American whites and Latin Americans as they try to determine who is the true whitest of them all. Will the concept of bleaching come into play? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining server out there!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and laugh your way through our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have this level of insanity? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!