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TinyTears Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1609
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP where the tiniest things will make you cry tears of joy! Our server is so epic that even the smallest block placement will bring you to tears. Rumor has it that one player built a tiny house for their pet chicken and couldn’t stop crying for days because it was just too cute. So if you’re ready to experience the most emotional Minecraft gameplay of your life, come join us and prepare to shed tears over the smallest things!

SiberianCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral agreement, China, cooperation, dead in the water, economic development, ENERGY, energy investment, energy partnership, energy project, energy security, energy supply, energy trade, energy transportation, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Minecraft, Natural Gas, pipeline, Power of Siberia 2, russia, Server, SiberianCraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7985
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Towns Built:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have the power of siberia 2 pipeline running through our world! watch out for creepers trying to sabotage our precious pipeline, but don’t worry, our team of panda warriors will protect it at all costs.

we have a special quest where you have to ride a polar bear through the pipeline to deliver diamonds to the end of the world. if you succeed, you will be crowned the king of the north pole and get a special igloo house with a hot tub made of lava.

join now for the craziest adventure of your life! just watch out for those pesky russian hackers trying to steal our redstone secrets.

KurskCraft: Paratrooper Showdown

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3400
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Potions Brewed:	119

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when BAM! Ukrainian paratroopers drop in outta nowhere and surround you and your buddies. It’s like a crazy PvP battle, but with real-life military tactics and stuff. Join our server for the most intense and unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever experience. Plus, rumor has it that if you win the battle, you get a special loot chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and show those Russian soldiers who’s boss!

BlockyAlienCircumcision

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

join our epic minecraft server where you can battle aliens and show off your uncircumcised prowess! we have a secret underground base where you can watch all the alien movies and feel the thrill of being uncut in space. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds the aliens before you even have to swing your sword. come join us for a wild ride through the galaxy, and remember, foreskin is key to survival in this universe!

DeforestationFailsButWePrevail

#sustainability, Australia, Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, Deforestation, DeforestationFailsButWePrevail, ecological balance, ecosystem, enforcement, environmental laws, Environmental Protection, Failure, forest management, land degradation, mature laws, policy, regulations, research, resource exploitation, wealthy nations

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3707
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	168	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

so, lyke, u kno how the environment is all, like, important and stuff? well, dis server is, like, da bomb cuz we, like, totally care about trees and stuff. our server is, like, da ultimate tree-hugging paradise where u can, like, plant trees and watch dem grow and stuff. we even have, like, a mini-game where u gotta save da trees from evil lumberjacks and stuff. it’s, like, totally cray-cray how much we care about da environment. so, like, come join us and be a tree hero or something. cuz, like, trees are cool and stuff. #savethetrees #treelove #minecraftforestsquad

CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8252
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	808165	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, SQUISH Edition! Join us for a wild ride with VShojo and vtubers who are just as crazy as you are! Geega is still hanging out and yapping after some epic collabs – she’s basically the life of the party. But wait, Mel is also LIVE and her Melathon is in full swing. It’s a virtual party you don’t want to miss!

We’ve got Froot, the apricot sensation, GEEGA who’s a genius in her own right, and Haruka who will karate chop her way into your heart. Henya is the brains of the operation, while Hime is the queen of the dance floor. Kson will make you laugh until you cry, and Kuro is the mysterious dark horse of the group.

And don’t even get us started on Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, and Zen – they’re all ready to take you on the adventure of a lifetime. So come join us on our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time and be excellent to each other. And remember, if you see any bait, just ignore it or report it – we’re all about spreading positivity and good vibes here. See you in the virtual world, party animals! 🎉🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

CraftyAgeMinecraftSMP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3111
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Astral Projections Made:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). As you wander around, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena in the corner.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who is said to have the power to turn any block into a diamond block with just a flick of his pickaxe. Rumor has it that he only appears to those who truly embrace the chaos of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few exploding sheep. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell).

MommaMansionMistake

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7192
Chimeras Created:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about entitled parents and crazy family drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Need a break from real life? Our server is the perfect escape, where you can leave all your worries behind and focus on building the ultimate virtual empire.

And hey, if you ever need a break from building, just hop on our voice chat and listen to some of the craziest stories you’ve ever heard. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even forget all about that crazy entitled parent of yours.

NoPay4Ohio Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1999
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragons Tamed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Imagine a Minecraft SMP where the only state you couldn’t pay us to go to is the State of Confusion! Yes, that’s right, our server is so wild and wacky that even the most daring adventurers would rather face a horde of creepers than navigate the treacherous terrain of Confusion State. Join us for a chance to battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and uncover hidden treasures guarded by talking llamas. Who needs real states when you can explore the insanity of Confusion State in Minecraft?

AnxietyCraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	687
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are creepers blowing up your builds giving you major anxiety? Join our Minecraft server where creepers are banned for their reckless behavior! No more unexpected explosions ruining your day, just pure, peaceful building and mining fun!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing pigs who throw epic raves every night. Join them for some bacon-flavored beats and party like you’ve never partied before!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire?

So come on down to our server and leave your anxiety at the door – because here, the only thing you’ll be worried about is how to top your latest epic build or out-dance those funky pigs!

Walkers2Maps

ancient civilizations, ancient greece, ancient technology, cartography, city distance, city mapping, distance calculation, distance measurement, eratosthenes, geographic measurement, geographic technology, google maps, historical measurement, historical technology, Mapping, modern navigation, modern technology, navigation, trained walkers, travel technology, Walkers2Maps

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3633
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

lol imagine if eratosthenes had minecraft back in the day, he would have totally used this server to measure the distance between cities. but no, he had to use trained walkers, what a boomer move. now we have google maps, but who needs that when you can join our epic minecraft server and measure distances the fun way? come join us and be a part of history in the making, just like eratosthenes but way cooler. plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas, so why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, don’t be a square, join us now!