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BlockyBoys SMP: HarassmentHurtMe, ReportedIt

Abuse, assault, Awareness, BlockyBoys, Boundaries, consent, discrimination, empowerment, gender, Harassment, HarassmentHurtMe, Male, mental health, METOO, ReportedIt, Reporting, sexual harassment, smp, Support, survivor, Therapy, toxic masculinity, Trauma, Victim

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Are you tired of getting harassed in real life? Well, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all those creepy encounters behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about unwanted advances. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and leave those real-life creeps in the dust!

BlockyDisasters: Tell Us Your Worst Day!

Adversity, BlockyDisasters, Challenges, coping, Day, Devastating, Difficult, emotional, Experience, Grief, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, Life, Loss, Pain, Reflection, Sadness, Struggle, Tragedy, Traumatic, WORST, worst day

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword. Yes, you heard that right, a sword made entirely out of bacon! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas? Or build a house out of exploding TNT blocks just for the thrill of it? Well, on our server, anything is possible.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and let the insanity begin!

ZelenskyyCraft: Victory Plan Unleashed

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Military, negotiations, peace talks, Plan, political leadership, President Zelenskyy, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian lawmakers, Unleashed, Victory, victory plan, War, Western Allies, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2177
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Players Killed by Monsters:	1350
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a ‘victory plan’ just like zelenskyy! we will unveil it to you as you embark on crazy adventures with other players. our western allies are already on board and ready to conquer the virtual world with you! join now for a chance to be a part of something truly legendary!

ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!

BLEEDING, bleeding control, blood clotting, blood-clot stability, discovery, electrical impulses, Fast, Healthcare, human tests, innovation, medical breakthrough, Medical Treatment, nerve, nerve damage, nerve injuries, neural stimulation, neural tourniquet, research, researchers, Science, STOP, Technology, ZapTourniquet

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9056	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Invisible Walls Found:	1

so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!

imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!

we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!

Mudshark Madness Minecraft Server

controversial relationships, Cultural differences, derogatory terms, discrimination, interracial couples, interracial dating, Interracial Relationships, madness, Minecraft, mudshark, peer influence, prejudice, racial dynamics, racism, Server, social norms, societal expectations, societal judgment, societal pressures, Stereotypes, taboo relationships, teenage girls, teenage rebellion

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2163
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Votes:	8108
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it can turn a white girl into a mudshark just by walking with three niggers (their words, not ours)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this server? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Secrets Minecraft SMP Knowledge

ancient wisdom, benefit, cultural appropriation, enlightenment, ESOTERIC, ethical boundaries, ethical dilemmas, Ethics, Jewish, kabbalah, knowledge, Minecraft, morality, Mysticism, personal growth, Religion, sacred texts, Secrets, self improvement, smp, spirituality, tradition

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	2586
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we use Jewish esoteric secrets and knowledge to dominate the game!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the server, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden temple filled with ancient scrolls and mystical artifacts. With the power of these Jewish esoteric secrets, you can summon lightning storms, turn your enemies into chickens, and even make diamonds rain from the sky!

But beware, not everyone on the server is friendly. There are rumors of a secret society of players who will stop at nothing to steal these powerful secrets for themselves. Will you join forces with them, or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash the power of Jewish esoteric secrets for your own benefit! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

FamilyFlashCraft

aita, Apology, Boundaries, coffee, Confrontation, Conversation, crazy, EMBARRASSMENT, family, FamilyFlashCraft, father in-law, Flashing, hateful, Laughter, mother-in-law, over the top, RAGE, reconciliation, relationship, tank top

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Animals Bred:	193
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as flashing your father-in-law your bare chest? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity just like this story. From family drama to unexpected reactions, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and show off your wild side, this is the place to be.

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, things might get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

WorkLifeCraft SMP

advice, Boundaries, burnout prevention, Communication, flexibility, healthy habits, mental health, mindfulness, Prioritization, productivity, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Struggling, Support, Time management, Tips, wellness, work-life balance, work-life integration, WorkLifeCraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Are you tired of the daily grind and looking for a way to escape reality? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Struggling with work-life balance? Well, on our server, you can forget about all your responsibilities and dive headfirst into a world of blocky fun. Need a break from the stress of everyday life? Just log on and let your creativity run wild!

Our community is filled with hilarious characters and wacky shenanigans. From prank wars to impromptu dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our admin team is always on hand to help out with any issues or just to join in on the chaos.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the ultimate escape from reality. Who needs work-life balance when you can have block-life balance instead?

Blocky Banter: Crafting Quotes & Quips

banter, best quote, blocky, Crafting, Deep quotes, famous quotes, favorite quote, impactful quotes, inspiration, life quotes, meaningful quotes, memorable quotes, motivational, Powerful Quotes, quips, quote of the day, quotes, quotes about life, quotes for inspiration, quotes for motivation, quotes for success, quotes to live by, thought-provoking quotes, wise words, words of wisdom

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5087
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Towns Built:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the creativity of a potato? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested jungle! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until you cry (or until you fall into a pit of lava, whichever comes first). So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of players who have mastered the art of building giant toilets out of obsidian? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

StarlinkCraft: Rushin’ Russians

Access, Broadband, connectivity, digital divide, digital transformation, elon musk, Expansion, global communication, Infrastructure, innovation, internet, progress, remote areas, rushin, russia, russians, Satellite Internet, Space, Starlink terminals, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4625
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

come join our server and be part of the epic battle between Russian hackers trying to steal all the Starlink terminals! Will you be able to defend Elon Musk’s precious satellites from the evil clutches of the vodka-fueled cyber criminals? Only on our server can you experience such a wild and wacky adventure!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be fighting off Russian hackers, but you’ll also have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and exploding creepers. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, you’ll be taking orders from a bunch of llama overlords who will guide you through the most ridiculous quests and challenges you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).