Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing lederhosen. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some serious moves to techno music, and it was a sight to behold.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can battle it out in dance-offs to win rare diamond armor. Trust me, you’ve never experienced PvP quite like this before.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled Nether tunnel. It’s like Space Mountain, but with more explosions.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this WUNDERBAR adventure and experience Minecraft like never before!
| Server Name | SSMP: Simple Survival, 1.21 |
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| Description | SSMP takes survival multiplayer back to the fundamentals. We don’t place limits on gameplay, as long as it doesn’t break our simple rules. This server is for those who enjoy creating large scale builds and redstone without being limited by weird and complicated claiming plugins or poor TPS. Our economy has no admin involvement, we do not have an admin shop or jobs or anything additionally complicated. |
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Join our server using the IP address: SSMP.io
Our server also has an active discord server. Join by typing /discord while in-game.
We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.
To join the server, use the IP address SSMP.io in your Minecraft client.
We do not place limits on gameplay as long as it follows our simple rules. Feel free to create large scale builds and redstone contraptions.
We allow some mods, but please make sure they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
No, our economy has no admin involvement. We do not have an admin shop or jobs system.
Our discord server is a place for players to chat, coordinate, and stay updated on server events and announcements.
Join us for the [Embers of Long Night] event where you’ll have to survive against hordes of zombie pigmen armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick! Or how about the [Glimmer in the Shadows] arrest event where you’ll have to outsmart the sneaky Endermen trying to steal all your diamonds?
But wait, there’s more! Take part in the [Faded Pursuit] directional arrest and try to catch the elusive creeper who’s been causing chaos in the village. And don’t forget about the [Mania Training] phase 7 where you’ll have to navigate a maze filled with exploding TNT blocks!
Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret societies lurking in the shadows (/ptng/ in sig when applying). And don’t forget to redeem the secret codes (sɓu!ʇʇǝs ʇunoɔɔⱯ u! ɯǝǝpǝꓤ)sǝpoꓛ for some extra surprises!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the chaos begin!
Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs a family BBQ when you can have a blocky adventure with us?
Plus, our community is so supportive that even if you decide to take a break and have some alone time, no one will send you angry messages about ruining the party. We understand the importance of self-care, especially when it involves watching movies and having drinks alone in the comfort of your own virtual world.
So leave the family drama behind and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new in-game family that’s way cooler than your real one!
Just like the little boy following the dog, you’ll be following your instincts and exploring new territories in our server. Who knows what kind of characters you’ll come across – from overprotective mothers to misunderstood heroes like yourself.
And just like the woman who accused our player of trying to lead her child astray, you’ll encounter some drama and hilarious misunderstandings along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
So come join us on our server and experience the excitement, the laughter, and the unexpected moments that make Minecraft truly unforgettable. Just remember, keep an eye on your fellow players – you never know who might need a helping hand or a good laugh!
If you’re tired of the same old boring SMPs where everyone just builds boring old houses and farms, then come join us for some wacky adventures. We have a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a secret base filled with diamonds and treasure (but shh, don’t tell anyone).
And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try your luck in our annual “Hunger Games” event where players battle it out in a fight to the death (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…mostly).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest, most chaotic, and most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!
Our server is like a time machine, transporting you back to a simpler time when your biggest decision was whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of Steve. With endless possibilities and a community of players who are just as nostalgic as you are, you’ll feel like a kid again in no time.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet and blasting “All Star” by Smash Mouth in the background? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ultimate blast from the past on our Minecraft server!