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Bau Bau’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BAU, Baus, BLOCK, long tail tags, Minecraft, Party, Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	315
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the dungeon was guarded by a pack of angry wolves dressed in tuxedos! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow enchanted apples that give you superpowers. Fly like a bird, shoot fireballs from your fingertips, or even turn invisible and prank your friends. The possibilities are endless on our server.

And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly PvP tournaments where players battle it out in epic arenas filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes. Only the strongest will survive and claim the title of PvP champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join BAU BAU now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

ExistenceCraft

Being, Birth, chance, Cosmic, destiny, Existence, ExistenceCraft, fate, Humanity, infinitesimal, infinitude, Life, Miracle, Odds, philosophy, Probability, Reality, statistics, Universe

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

yo, welcome to dis crazy minecraft server where the odds of havin a good time are 10000000000000%!!! like, dude, imagine if you never existed on dis server, that would be like, the saddest thing eva. but don’t worry, cuz here, we make sure everyone exists and has a blast!

join dis server if you wanna experience the most epic adventures of all time. we got dragons flyin around, unicorns doin the cha-cha, and creepers throwin surprise parties. it’s like a wild circus mixed with a fantasy land on steroids.

and get this, on dis server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a giant chicken into battle, and even become best friends with a talking potato. yup, you heard me right, a talking potato. his name is spud and he’s got some epic stories to tell.

so come on down to our server, where the odds of never having fun are 0.00000000000000002%. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you find a place where llamas rule the world and diamonds grow on trees? it’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and bacon.

DepressCraft: A Dementia-Free Zone

aging, brain health, cognitive decline, correlation, dementia, DementiaFree, DepressCraft, depression, health outcomes, long-term effects, long-term study, Medical research, mental health, mental health disorders, mental health research., mental illness, Mental well-being, neurological disorders, Psychology, research, risk factors, statistics, Zone

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Star Shards Collected:	228	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

so like, u know how minecraft is like ur escape from reality, right? well, this server is like ur escape from ur escape! join us and u will enter a world where depression is ur superpower!

u heard that right, folks! research has shown that if u start off depressed, u have a 74% higher chance of developing dementia! but on our server, that’s a good thing! forget building houses and mining for diamonds, here u will be mining for memories and building a fortress of forgetfulness!

imagine a world where u can’t remember where u put ur pickaxe or what u were doing 5 minutes ago. that’s the kind of fun u can expect on our server! join us now and lose ur mind in the best way possible!

Procrastinatwoflation – where we never get around to fighting on our plain old server

1.21, Dedicated, Discord, discord server, Discordsrv, Essentials, Fighting, Ip:, java, Link, Machine, Mill, Minecraft, ngrok, Plain, Player Base, Procrastinatwoflation, PvP, RAM, RUN, Server, Spigot, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	200	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Spigot with Essentials and DiscordSRV
RAM	16GB dedicated
Minecraft Version	1.21 (Java)

Join us and come procrastinate!

Ip: 5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11172

Discord: https://discord.gg/3TmSHxJJBE

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server always running?	Yes, the server runs on a 16GB RAM dedicated machine.
What plugins are installed?	Essentials and DiscordSRV are installed on the server.
How can I join the server?	Use the IP address provided: 5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11172
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/3TmSHxJJBE

BigTittyFauna Minecraft Server

BigTittyFauna, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8955
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Void Gems Collected:	32	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the animals have tiny, disappointing chests? Look no further, because on our server, Fauna has been blessed with some seriously voluptuous assets! Join us for a wild adventure where you can marvel at the incredible cleavage of cows, pigs, and even chickens! Who knew pixelated animals could be so sexy? Don’t miss out on this udderly ridiculous experience – come join us now!

DeafCraft SMP: No Sound, All Fun

accessibility, american sign language, ASL interpreter, assistive technology, cochlear implants, Communication, deaf, Deaf community, deaf culture, deaf education, DeafCraft, deafness, disability, Fun, hard of hearing, hearing impairment, hearing loss, inclusive communication, lip reading, nonverbal, sign language, smp, Sound, speech therapy

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1766
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crops Grown:	8558

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly and gave out hugs instead of exploding. It was a land of pure chaos and hilarity, where anything was possible and nothing was off limits.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken, battle against an army of evil bunnies, and participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our community is filled with the wackiest and most entertaining players you’ll ever meet, so you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most outrageous and laughter-filled adventure of your life!

EarringEnvy Minecraft Server

childhood earrings, childhood memories, Communication Issues, EarringEnvy, emotional attachment, family drama, family dynamics, family heirlooms, family traditions, generational gifts, gift giving, jewelry, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mother-daughter relationship, personal belongings, sentimental value, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sisterly bond, sisterly love.

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5466
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1764	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Void Armor Forged:	28

Are you tired of your siblings stealing your childhood treasures? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual world where no one can take your precious items without your permission! Just like those gold earrings that were meant for you but ended up in the wrong hands, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into giving up what’s rightfully yours – whether it’s diamonds, emeralds, or enchanted gear. Stand your ground and show your siblings who’s boss in the ultimate battle for virtual supremacy. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement and adventure in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and let the games begin!

MineCraZyBash

Airbnb, bachelorette party, BANKRUPTCY, budgeting, California, credit cards, Disneyland, evicted, expensive, Family Events, financial responsibility, loan repayment, loans, maid of honor, MineCraZyBash, pre wedding, repossessed vehicles, savings, vacation, Wedding, wedding expenses

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3756
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ores Mined:	7987

Are you tired of boring old weddings? Want to experience the ultimate Minecraft server wedding extravaganza? Join our server for the most epic virtual wedding experience ever!

Picture this: you and your Minecraft friends are all dressed up in your best pixelated attire, ready to witness the union of two blocky lovebirds. The bride and groom are decked out in diamond armor, exchanging vows in front of a crowd of creepers and zombies. It’s a wedding like no other, complete with fireworks and a cake made entirely of obsidian.

But that’s not all! After the ceremony, get ready for the wildest bachelorette party in Minecraft history. We’re talking three days in a virtual Disneyland, with an AirBnB made entirely of emerald blocks. Ride virtual roller coasters, explore pixelated castles, and party like it’s 1999 (or 2009, since that’s when Minecraft was released).

Don’t worry about the cost – just take out a virtual credit card and let the fun begin! Who needs real money when you can have a bachelorette party in the world of Minecraft? Join our server now and get ready for the wedding of a lifetime!

HezbollahCraft – Strike and Build!

Attack, Beirut, Beirut bombing, BUILD, Commander, Conflict, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezbollahCraft, international relations, Israel, Israeli defense forces, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern politics, Military, Politics, SECURITY, strike, Terrorism, War

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4762
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

haha oopsie, wrong target! come join our minecraft server instead, we promise not to bomb you like israel did to beirut. we have epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. also, our admin is a ninja who can do backflips while building a castle. join now or risk getting bombed by mistake!

DolphinLOLZMC

amusement, Animals, Aquatic, Communication, DolphinLOLZMC, dolphins, Human Behavior, humor, intelligence, Intelligent, LAUGH, Laughter, Mammals, marine life, Observation, Perception, playful, sea creatures, swim, Underwater

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	594
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Zombie Dances:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	8853	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

so, like, if you wanna swim like a dolphin but suck at it, come join our server! we got dolphins that will teach you how to swim like a pro, no joke! they’ll even give you tips on how to do flips and stuff, it’s crazy! plus, our underwater city is lit af, you gotta see it to believe it. and don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunts we have, it’s like a real-life pirate adventure but in minecraft. so, yeah, join our server and swim with the dolphins, yo!

AbortCraft: Supreme Court Edition

AbortCraft, abortion, abortion access, abortion laws, Court, Edition, federal protections, gender equality, healthcare access, illegal abortion, international study, maternal health, medical assistance, pro-choice, reproductive healthcare, reproductive justice, reproductive rights, SUPREME, SUPREME COURT, unsafe abortion, US, women’s autonomy, Women’s Health, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5161
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the women be building epic abortion clinics without medical assistance like pros! we got the craziest builds and the wildest adventures, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else! join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine through the Supreme Court’s decisions like butter! let’s goooooooo!