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KurskCraft: Robot vs. Trench

Artificial Intelligence, Autonomous Weapons, BATTLEFIELDS, Combat Robots, defense systems, eastern europe, future warfare, Gun-Armed Ground Robot, Kursk, KurskCraft, military advancements, military innovation, Military operations, military technology, remote control, ROBOT, robotics, Russian Trench, Trench, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict, war technology, WARFARE

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5581
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Holy Grails Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Yo, have you ever seen a robot with GUNS in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we got Ukraine’s Gun-Armed Ground Robot clearing out Russian trenches in Kursk! Join us for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Watch as the robot blasts through enemies and leaves a trail of destruction in its wake. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft! So come on, join us and witness the chaos unfold in our insane server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CreeperGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to break the rules!

We’ve got players regularly committing illegal activities such as building houses out of TNT, creating secret underground bunkers filled with stolen sheep, and even organizing a black market for trading enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Diamond Bandits” gang, who roam the land stealing from unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace your inner criminal mastermind. Just don’t let the admins catch you… 😉🚓💎 #MinecraftMischief #JoinTheDarkSide

NeverAgainCraft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5868
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Have you ever tried skydiving into a pool of lava while riding a pig in Minecraft? Yeah, neither have we, but on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the chaos and join us today!

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, displaced, extremism, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, Israel, Israeli displacement, Israelis, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, RETALIATION, rocket attacks, rocket fire, RocketRaiders, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Threats, violence, War

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Animals Bred:	176
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE HEZBOLLAH WILL LAUNCH ROCKETS AT YOU TOO HAHAHA. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE. PLUS, OUR MODS ARE SO COOL THEY CAN MAKE YOUR CHARACTER FLY LIKE A CHICKEN. SO COME ON AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH TAKES OVER THE WHOLE SERVER AND MAKES EVERYONE BUILD BUNKERS. LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF THE BAD GUYS TOGETHER. SEE YOU THERE, OR ELSE!

MayhemCraftUK

#covert operations, #intelligence agency, cause mayhem, cyber attacks, destabilization, Disinformation, Espionage, foreign interference, Infiltration, international relations, MayhemCraftUK, MI5, Mission, political tensions, Propaganda, russia, security threat, subversion, Surveillance, UK streets, Warns

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4885
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	1710	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

So, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. It’s like, Russia meets Minecraft, but without all the spy stuff, ya know? MI5 is like, freaking out because we’re causing mayhem on the UK streets…in Minecraft. Join us for some wild adventures, like riding polar bears through London or building giant vodka bottles in the middle of Buckingham Palace. It’s a total riot, bro. So come on, join the chaos and let’s show MI5 who’s boss!

Coffin Wood Tree Farm

acceptance, Afterlife, burial, Coffin, contemplation, cycle of life, death, Existential, Farm, final resting place, Funeral, growth, inevitability, inevitability of death, life cycle, mortality, Nature, Reflection, Somber, Tree, wood

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8364
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Farms Harvested:	709
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Yo, have you ever thought about the fact that there’s a tree out there just waiting to make your coffin? Well, forget about all that depressing stuff and come join our Minecraft server instead! This server is so lit, even that tree would want to join if it could!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (okay maybe not that last one, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Our server is like a magical land where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason.

And get this – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the sickest parties every night, and you’re invited to join in on the fun! Just watch out for the zombie DJs, they tend to drop some killer beats (literally).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs a tree making your coffin when you can be partying with breakdancing villagers instead? Let’s get this party started!

CoughCraft: Salty Solutions

#coughing, alkaline salts, chronic cough, Chronic illness, chronic respiratory conditions, cough frequency, cough management, CoughCraft, Healthcare, inhaled, Medical research, Monitoring, new treatment, potential treatment, pulmonary medicine, Respiratory Disorders, respiratory health, respiratory system, respiratory therapy, SALTY, scientists, SOLUTIONS, Treatment

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5470
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	234	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Crops Grown:	2943	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

So like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, you start coughing like crazy. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special potion that can cure chronic coughs! Just inhale some alkaline salts and BAM, no more annoying coughing fits while you’re trying to play. Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you ever had a cough in the first place. Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#0, 100, autistic, controversy, DEI, Diversity, far gone, Game, inclusion, insensitive, lack of surprise, Minecraft, offensive, PALS, PIXEL, Political, Political Correctness, retards, screeching, Server, social justice, White, Woke, WOKE CULTURE

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee 100% white blocks and 0% political drama! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep chanting “DEI! DEI! DEI!” But fear not, for our server is a safe haven from all that nonsense. We believe in building, crafting, and having a good ol’ time without any woke screeching ruining the fun.

So come join us and experience a world where the only colors you’ll see are the ones you choose to build with. No political agendas here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

””B r i t M i n e c r a f t S M P””

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3762
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because dominos edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest adventurers can find.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden carrots and diamond-studded eggs. Will you bow down to his clucky majesty or challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of exploding kittens, then dominos edish is the place for you. Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MoodBoost SMP – Minecraft SMP

Bliss, calmness, comfort, Contentment, DELIGHT, Ease, enjoyment, Good Mood, Happiness, joy, Laughter, Minecraft, MoodBoost, Peace, positivity, Relaxation, satisfaction, Serenity, simple pleasure, smp, stress relief, Tranquility, Uplifting

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6214
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3240
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for hours on end! Our server is filled with wacky characters and crazy adventures just waiting for you to join in on the fun. Need a break from the real world? Come build a giant toilet house with us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the DJs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate blocky master builder!

CraftyTime Travel: Don’t dig straight down!

advice, CraftyTime, Dig, dont, future goals, hindsight, inspiration, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, message to past self, mindfulness, motivation, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, Straight.., time travel, travel, wisdom

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Hey there past self! Guess what? In 5 years, you’ll stumble upon the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right. LLAMAS.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance your blocky butt off to the sickest beats while dodging creepers and skeletons.

3. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken hidden somewhere in the server, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Plus, the chicken lays diamond eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Your past self will thank you for it!