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BlockyFall: PokrovsCollapse

battlefield analysis, BlockyFall, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, defense tactics, eastern front, expert warning, front collapse, Geopolitical, military defense, military intelligence, Military operations, military strategy, national security, PokrovsCollapse, Pokrovsk city, risk assessment, SECURITY, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, War

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	956
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Star Shards Collected:	65	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur city from fallin apart? well, this server is like that but x1000! u gotta be on ur toes 24/7 or else ur whole front could collapse! ukrainian military experts are shakin in their boots over this server, that’s how intense it is. u gotta join now or risk total destruction of ur precious city! come on, what are u waitin for??!

CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!

Asia, BUILD, Business, Chinese, CraftyCommies, Fall, Fight, finance, global economy, Hong Kong, international relations, Investment, LAUGH, market news, market volatility, military company, sanctions, shares, stock market, stock price, Technology, Tencent, Trading, U.S

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro. like, tencent shares are falling in hong kong, but who cares about that when you can join our server and have a blast?

we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.

and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.

Glove Compartment Adventures

#Automotive, accessories, Adventures, automobile, CAR, compartment, compartments, convenience, Driving, glove, glove compartment, gloves, habits, naming conventions, Nostalgia, organization, Outdated, Practicality, Storage, tradition, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3596
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Magic Items Found:	7072	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8

ok so like, u know how some people still call the thing in their car the glove compartment even tho nobody actually puts gloves in there anymore? well, our minecraft server is just like that – a classic name for a totally wild and crazy place!

join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.

plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.

so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?

The Forest’s Edge 1.20.5

1.20.5, da wose, edge, Forests, Frontpage, long tail tag

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3543
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because we got the wose on the frontpage, man! And not just any wose, but the most epic, legendary wose you’ve ever seen in your life! It’s like a wose party up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the wose-tastic fun, am I right? So come on, join us and experience the wose madness for yourself! Wose wose wose, let’s go crazy with the wose!

GradeSkipper Minecraft Server

GradeSkipper, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Divine Spears Created:	25
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the youngest players are considered gifted! Join us and skip ahead two grades in the game because you already have the knowledge for it.

Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.

Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?

Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!

DD-Free NYE Fun!

alcohol, d&d, DDFree, designated driver, family, Fun, new year’s eve, Nye, Party, perspective, PRESSURE, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like the designated driver every New Year’s Eve? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the responsible one again!

We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.

Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!

DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party

anxiety, BLOCK, coping mechanisms, depression, DepressoCraft, emotional pain, Invisible illness, ISOLATION, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, misunderstood, Party, seeking help, self esteem, self harm, self-care, silent struggle, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling as lonely as a creeper in the sunlight? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to cure your virtual blues! Join us and experience the joy of building pixelated masterpieces with a community of players who understand the struggles of depression.

On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!

BlockyBankBoi4Prez

Bank of Canada, Bank of England, BlockyBankBoi4Prez, Canadian politics, Central Banker, economic policy, Economic Stewardship, Financial Expert, fiscal responsibility, Former Governor, government leadership, international experience, justin trudeau, leadership role, Mark Carney, monetary policy, political ambitions, political career, Potential Candidate, Potential Prime Minister, Running for Office

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2683
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.

but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.

and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.

so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.

Territories SMP

Active, application, creativity, Engineer, Events, Factions, games, inspiration, Kingdom, Minecraft, Points, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Safe Area, Server, smp, Social, Territories, TOWN, Videos, War

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5268
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	474

Server Overview
Hi there! After hosting several SMP’s over the past few years, I am making an attempt to do a sort of passion project. The server has a few mods but notably the faction mod, which allows for you to claim land as a sort of “safe area” for yourself and others. Factions additionally have “points” which can be increased by completing quests, events, among other things. The team with the most points by server’s end will be the winner. We are looking for players who want to be active, social, and express themselves. Build a kingdom for your team and go to war against others, make a fun little town with a ton of games for all to enjoy, show that you are the greatest engineer with redstone. All are welcome.
Please do note that PVP will be enabled, however you don’t have to be the best PVPer to be added. Creativity, passion, and inspiration is more of a priority as long as you are willing to accept that pvp will occur. Making videos also isn’t a requirement but feel free to do so.
If this kind of server interests you at all the application is linked below for you to fill out. The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two. Hope to see you there!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Will there be quests on the server?	A: Yes, there will be quests that players can complete to earn points for their factions.
Q: Is PVP mandatory on the server?	A: PVP will be enabled on the server, but it is not mandatory. Players can choose to participate or not.
Q: Can I make videos on the server?	A: Making videos is not a requirement, but players are welcome to do so if they wish.
Q: How do I apply to join the server?	A: You can fill out the application linked in the server overview above.
Q: When will the server start?	A: The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two.

Regret Neeting Island 1.20.2

1.20.2, giving up, growth, hindsight, ISLAND, isolating, learning, Life, mental health, MISTAKES, neeting, opportunities, Reflection, regret, RELIVE, saving money, second chances, self improvement, self-care, self-doubt, what the fuck, WTF

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2301
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and relive your life in a world where regrets don’t exist!

Build your dream castle, explore mystical lands, and battle fierce monsters all while questioning your reality and making mistakes that will make you question everything you thought you knew.

Don’t regret not joining this server sooner, come join us now and experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-shifting, shizo crazy adventure of a lifetime!

What the actual fuck did I just read? But seriously, join now and regret nothing… or everything. Who even knows anymore?

CraftyMillennials

Adulthood, Beliefs, challenging beliefs, changing worldviews, CraftyMillennials, critical thinking, cultural expectations, education, evolving perspectives, generational differences, life lessons, Millennials, misconceptions, personal growth, questioning authority, reevaluating beliefs, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, societal norms, traditional values, wrong teachings

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7963
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Emeralds Found:	5068	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of being lied to by the Boomers? Join our Minecraft server and escape the fake news of adulthood! Our server is like a time machine back to the good old days when you believed in Santa Claus and thought your pet goldfish ran away to join a circus. We promise no adulting allowed here – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pet unicorns can grant wishes and our diamond ore blocks are actually made of solid chocolate. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and relive your childhood dreams!