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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 3961 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Villages Defended: | 18 | Magic Items Found: | 5284 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
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