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Minecraft SMP: Retro Network 1976

award winning, classic, cultural impact, Drama, Entertainment, Faye Dunaway, film, iconic scenes, Media, memorable quotes, Minecraft, Network, Network (1976), News, Peter Finch, powerful performances, Retro, satire, Sidney Lumet, smp, social commentary, television, Thought-provoking, William Holden

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Animals Bred:	150
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness epic battles over who has the best cocksmanship in the land. Will you rise to the challenge and prove your worth, or will you be forever known as the limp noodle of the server? Only one way to find out! Join now and prepare for some seriously savage insults and even more savage gameplay.

BILcraftBaby2021

baby boy, Baby name, baby naming, BILcraftBaby2021, family, family conflicts, family dynamics, family history, family honor, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, future in-laws, in-laws, long-term relationships, naming etiquette, naming traditions, potential names, Pregnancy, relationships

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us and experience the thrill of naming your baby after your brother-in-law, even if his girlfriend throws a hissy fit about it. Who knew naming a Minecraft character could cause so much chaos? But hey, that’s the fun of it all! Dive into our server and see if you’ll be the next one to stir up some family drama over a baby name. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

ExRelationshipMix Minecraft SMP

Breakup, Closure, Emotional healing, emotional recovery, ExRelationshipMix, finding peace, healing after a breakup, healing from heartbreak, healing journey, Healing Process, healing through music, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Love Lost, Minecraft, moving on, music therapy, personal growth, relationships, Self Discovery, self reflection, smp, starting over

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8156
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
New Chunks Explored:	286465	Animals Bred:	116
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Towns Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Picture this: alliances forming and crumbling, secret love affairs between players, and epic battles over who gets to build their house next to the village fountain. It’s like a reality TV show, but with blocky graphics and creepers lurking around every corner. So, if you’re ready for a wild ride full of twists, turns, and more drama than a teenage romance novel, come join us on our server! Who knows, you might just find your next “song title” relationship waiting for you in the pixelated wilderness.

CraftyConspiracies

alternative explanations, Conspiracy Theory, controversial beliefs, CraftyConspiracies, critical thinking, deep state, government cover-up, hidden agendas, hidden motives, hidden truths, investigative research, makes sense, media manipulation, mind control, questionable narratives, secret societies, skepticism, suppressed information, suspicious activities, truth-seeking, unexplained events

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is filled with juicy conspiracy theories that will blow your mind! Join us and uncover the truth behind Herobrine’s secret underground lair, where he’s been plotting to take over the Minecraft world with his army of evil chickens. But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of twists and turns, join our server now and become a conspiracy theory detective in the world of Minecraft!

SyriaCraft: RIP IRGC Adviser

Adviser, airstrike, Conflict, Defense, dies, foreign affairs, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel tensions, IRGC, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, military advisor, Politics, RETALIATION, RIP, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, War

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Magic Items Found:	6073
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1499	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where Iran’s IRGC Adviser is actually a Minecraft player who got taken out by an Israeli airstrike in Syria. Crazy, right? Well, on this server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic battles, insane storylines, and a community like no other. Build your base, gather resources, and watch out for those sneaky Israeli airstrikes! Who knows what will happen next on this wild and wacky server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you get hit by an airstrike, that is)!

Lost in Blocks Minecraft Server

Base incidents, blocks, CN Banner History, CN Levelling Calculator, CN Schedule, CN Tier List, CN Wiki, Crimebrand priority, Fated Pursuit, Flora Unfurl, Fulminating Thunderstorm, Guide Compilation, Hypercube income, Lost, Mania Training, Minecraft, Path to Nowhere General, ptng, Rain Burst, secret societies, Server, Shop efficiency, Sinner Build Guides, Tier List

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Meteorites Collected:	1	Animals Bred:	22
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Enchantments Applied:	196	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic events like the [Rain Burst] and [Flora Unfurl] where you can unleash your inner nature warrior.

But wait, there’s more! How about participating in the [Fulminating Thunderstorm] event where you can literally control the weather in the game? Or maybe you’re feeling a bit more adventurous and want to join the [Fated Pursuit] directional arrest – who knows where it will take you!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have insane training phases like the [Mania Training] Phase 7 where you can level up like never before. Plus, our detailed tier list will help you dominate the game like a pro.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legendary player in the Minecraft world. And remember, if you’re not part of our secret society, you’re missing out on all the fun! Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Magical Girl or Mecha Minecraft SMP

Akihabara, Anime, Cyberteam in Akihabara, cyborgs, debate, FANTASY, Female Protagonists, friendship, girl, japanese animation, MAGICAL, Magical Girl, magical girl genre, Magical powers, Mecha, mecha genre, Minecraft, opinion, Robots, Sci Fi, smp, team dynamics, Technology, transformation sequences

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical girl transforming into a mecha – unexpected and totally awesome!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers with magical powers or building giant mechas to protect your base from invaders. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

So come on, join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

BlockyBacheloretteFashion

accessories, bachlorette, barbie pink, BlockyBacheloretteFashion, Bridesmaid, bridesmaid demands, dark colors, dress code, fitting issues, friend’s bachlorette, Group Chat, maternity clothes, Outfit, Pink Dress, Pregnant, stretchy knit dresses, Struggle, Tall, vetoed, white dress

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3793
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where the only dress code is your pixelated skin!

Join us and leave behind the stress of trying to fit into a barbie pink dress for your friend’s bachelorette party. On our server, you can wear whatever color you want, even if it’s not pink!

Forget about bridesmaids dictating your outfit choices, on our server, you’re the boss of your own style. Plus, with our tall-friendly pixelated world, you won’t have to worry about clothes not fitting right due to your height.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!

PleasureCraft SMP

comfort, Contentment, everyday moments, feel better, Gratitude, Happiness, happiness boost, joy, Life, little things, mental health, mindfulness, Peace, PleasureCraft, positivity, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, simple pleasure, small things, smp, stress relief

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Enchantments Applied:	57
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and have tea parties with the Ender Dragon. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

MineCraftRealityCheck

acceptance, coping with reality, difficult truths, emotional pain, facing challenges, facing reality, facing the truth, growth mindset., hardest truth, inner strength, life lessons, MineCraftRealityCheck, overcoming obstacles, personal development, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, truth hurts

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1600
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8734
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Animals Bred:	142	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36

Have you ever had to accept the fact that you can’t tame a Creeper as your pet in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, not only can you tame Creepers, but you can ride them into battle against hordes of zombie pigs! Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life and discover a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!). So come on, join us and embrace the insanity!