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SadDadGladLadMC

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4237
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
New Chunks Explored:	671697	Falling into the Void:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the emotions? Look no further than our server! Join now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions, from joy to rage to everything in between!

Our server is so emotionally charged, even the toughest players will shed a tear. Cry tears of joy as you build the most epic structures, or tears of frustration as you battle mobs in the darkest caves.

Join now and experience the ultimate emotional journey in Minecraft! Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you express all your feelings? Don’t be a cold asshole like the OP, come join us and let it all out!

PresidentialBrainVacancy

AMBITION, Brain, Campaign, Candidate, Challenges, Decision making, Democracy, election, Government, leadership, Legacy, Politics, power, president, PresidentialBrainVacancy, PRESSURE, public service, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, scrutiny, united states

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4131
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ores Mined:	2019	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Dimension Hops:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Tired of dealing with politics and world issues? Join our Minecraft server instead and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! No need to worry about pesky elections or international diplomacy – just focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so epic that even the ghosts of past presidents have been spotted roaming the virtual plains, offering advice on how to rule with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whatever works). Plus, rumor has it that if you build a statue of yourself out of gold blocks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why bother with the stress of real-life leadership when you can rule over a blocky paradise filled with endless possibilities? Join our server today and start your journey to virtual greatness!

VitaminCraft: GastricGamerz

carbohydrate beverage, cesarean section, dietary intervention, gastric emptying, GastricGamerz, gastrointestinal function, health study, maternal care, maternal health, maternal outcomes, maternal well-being, Medical research, nutrition, obstetrics, Oral multi-vitamin, postoperative complications, Pregnancy, surgical procedure, urgent cesarean section, vitamin supplementation, VitaminCraft, vomiting

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mines Excavated:	1457	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE DRINKIN’ A ORAL MULTI-VITAMIN CARBONATED BEVERAGE! IT PROMOTES GASTRIC EMPTYING AND REDUCES VOMITING DURING URGENT CESAREAN SECTIONS!

YUP, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! THIS SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE HAVIN’ A BABY WITHOUT ALL THE PAIN! JOIN OUR CRAZY COMMUNITY WHERE WE BUILD WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH OUR VITAMIN-POWERED STRENGTH!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO IMPROVE THEIR MATERNAL OUTCOMES IN A MINECRAFT SERVER, AMIRITE? LET’S GET CRAZY AND HAVE SOME FUN!

Fuzzy Factions

Anarchy, Cross-Play, editing, Factions, Fuzzy, Minecraft, Testing

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

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SoolarTime – Time For A Sunny Game! Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, Community, Creative, Fun, Game, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Play, Playtime, PvP, Server, Solar, SoolarTime, Sunny, Survival, Time

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Astral Projections Made:	3

Time for a Solar Game!

soolartime.minecraftjoin.xyz

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, choc, discord server, FAQ, Friends, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, LIVESTREAMS, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, relationships, schedules, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, V&U, VAllure, VAllure Links, VAllureCraft, VOD Archive, Vtuber, Yume

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we have a whole bunch of Vtuber Corpos ready to entertain you! Meet Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess who can make your crops grow faster than bone meal. Or how about Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear who can protect you from creepers with just a roar? And don’t forget about Immy Bisou, the Hex Maniac who can turn your enemies into harmless chickens.

But that’s not all – we also have Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere who will protect you at all costs (even if it means sacrificing a few sheep). And let’s not forget Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress who will make sure you never run out of diamonds. Oh, and did we mention Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish who can make your enemies dance like they’re at a rave?

Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Just remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with the server owner (that’s me). So come on in and join the fun – just don’t ask for a Discord server, because we’re too cool for that. See you in the game!

CraftyShitters Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Board, Community, CraftyShitters, disruptive behavior, forum management, internet, jannies, lazy trannies, Minecraft, Moderation, Online Community, online forum, online governance, online harassment, online safety, Police, pw, rules enforcement, Server, streetshitters, toxic behavior, trolling

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Are you tired of the streetshitters running amok on this server? Do you feel like the lazy trannies and jannies just aren’t cutting it? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate authority in policing /pw/! Take down those pesky streetshitters with your trusty diamond sword and show them who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that only the bravest players can find. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s clean up this virtual street together!

DebateCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Analysis, commentary, current events, DebateCraft, debates, Democracy, discussion, election, Government, Minecraft, News, Opinions, Politics, presidential debates, reaction, reaction thread, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, WTF

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9283
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Enchantments Applied:	153	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Hey gamers of Reddit! Tired of watching boring political debates? Join our Minecraft server instead and escape the chaos! Our server is a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the real world drama and build your dream castle made entirely of cheese. So why watch the debates when you can join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy? See you there, fellow adventurers!

Block and Roll

BLOCK, clever banter, clever comeback, clever insult, clever response, creative comeback, creative response, funny banter, funny comeback, funny response, humor, humor banter, humor comeback, humor response, Roll, sarcasm, witty banter, witty comeback, witty insult, witty retort

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	169
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8280
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4438
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just say “fuck you” all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where saying “fuck you” is not only encouraged, but rewarded! That’s right, every time you swear at someone, you’ll earn a diamond block in return.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Fuck You Forest,” where every tree is made of pure diamond and every creeper wears a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!

CraftyCommiesMC

arms control, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military alliance, military threat, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, peace negotiations, political tensions, regional stability, russia, sanctions, security concerns, seoul, united nations, weapons

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Yo, so like, this server is lit AF, you gotta join ASAP! We got dragons flying around dropping diamond blocks, and creepers that explode in confetti instead of blowing up your house. Plus, our admin once tamed a whole army of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a giant chicken boss. True story, bro. And if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on the epic dance parties we have every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!