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CraftyBlog Minecraft Server

anxiety, blog, Career Change, CraftyBlog, determination, economic hardship, fear, financial stress, homelessness, hustle, job insecurity, job market, Job Search, Labor, long hours, Minecraft, perseverance, self-employment, Server, Survival, uncertainty, work, work ethic

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4158
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	New Chunks Explored:	633739

Are you tired of living in fear of homelessness? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the harsh realities of the real world by building your dream virtual home with unlimited resources. Say goodbye to working 60 hours a week and hello to endless hours of fun and creativity. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe? Join now and start building your way to a brighter, blockier future!

“HE IS AFRAID” on Minecraft SMP

afraid, anxiety, apprehension, concern, Cowardice, DESPERATE, distrust, doubt, fear, HE IS AFRAID, hesitation, Insecurity, intimidation, magafags, Minecraft, nervousness, Politics, skepticism, smp, Trump supporters, uncertainty, unease, worry

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1287
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Animals Bred:	148	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually play the game seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player tried to build a house out of TNT and accidentally blew up the entire server. But instead of getting mad, everyone just laughed and started a TNT building competition.

If you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then look no further. Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with ridiculous builds, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few exploding sheep. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join today!

HubbyCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, division of labor, Expectations, family dynamics, full time nursing student, full time truck driver, household chores, household duties, household responsibilities, household tasks, HubbyCraft, marriage conflicts, Minecraft, overwhelmed, parenting, parenting struggles, Resentment, Server, sleep deprivation, sleep schedules, Time management, vacation aftermath, work-life balance

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4754

Are you tired of feeling like a one-woman show in your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life!

Imagine a world where your laundry magically does itself, where your kids actually listen to you, and where your husband helps out around the house without you even asking. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

Build your dream house, complete with a laundry room that never overflows and a kitchen that cleans itself. Explore our virtual world and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind.

And if you ever need a break from the madness, just log on and let off some steam by building a giant statue of your husband doing the dishes. Who knows, maybe he’ll get the hint and start helping out in real life too!

Join now and say goodbye to stress, chores, and arguments. Our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape for overwhelmed moms and anyone who just needs a break from reality. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CleavageCraftBirthdayBonanza

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320	New Chunks Explored:	776849
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being judged for your fabulous fashion choices? Do you want a place where you can wear whatever you want without being called out by your brother? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can wear the most scandalous outfits without any judgment. We welcome all players, regardless of their dress size or style. Let your creativity run wild and show off your unique fashion sense in our virtual world.

Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Join now and let’s see who can out-dress their brother’s girlfriend! Let’s make Minecraft fashion fabulous again!

PopKidFailsMC SMP

bad decisions, cautionary tale, consequences of popularity, downfall of the cool kid, dumb mistakes, fitting in, gossip mill, high school drama, lessons learned, peer pressure, PopKidFailsMC, popular kid, popularity contest, public humiliation, redemption arc, reputation ruined, smp, social media fail, social status, teenage angst, teenage rebellion, teenage regrets

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Star Shards Collected:	103
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the popular kid thought they could rule the server with their diamond armor and enchanted weapons, but ended up accidentally setting their entire base on fire with a misplaced lava bucket. Now they’re known as the “Lava Lord” and have to wear a pumpkin on their head at all times to hide their shame. Join us for a chance to witness more epic fails and hilarious mishaps as we navigate through this wacky world together!

DeathToCreepers

benefit, Better Place, CHANGE, death, DeathToCreepers, Development, Event, Global, Humanity, Impact, Improvement, influence, occurrence, Peace, Positive, progress, Significant, society, transformative, world

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Runes Activated:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Join our Minecraft server and find out who will meet their demise next in our virtual world! Rumor has it that every time a player dies, a unicorn gets its horn back and rainbows start shooting out of their butt. So come on in and help make the world a better (and more magical) place, one death at a time! Plus, we have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted bacon. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

HostageCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, extremism, gaza, Hamas, hostage release, hostage situation, HostageCraft, hostages, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Palestinian, Politics, Server, shields, Terrorism, violence, Yahya Sinwar

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Potions Brewed:	162
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mines Excavated:	3596
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more hostages than Hamas! yahya sinwar is using them as shields but we use them as players in our crazy games! only 20 hostages left alive but they’re having the time of their lives in our virtual world! join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

CartelCraft: Masked Judges in Mexico

cartel trials, CartelCraft, Corruption, Courts, criminal justice, criminal proceedings, criminal trials, drug cartels, drug trafficking, Judges, judicial reform, judicial system, Judiciary, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, Masked, masked judges, Mexican government, mexico, organized crime, SECURITY, violence

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Votes:	9247
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

so like, u know how in mexico they got all them cartels and stuff? well, our server is like the wildest ride in town cuz we got masked judges holdin’ trials for all them cartel members. u wanna see some crazy stuff go down? join our server and witness the most intense courtroom drama u ever seen in minecraft. plus, u can build ur own cartel hideout and try to outsmart the judges. it’s a wild west showdown in the virtual world, yeehaw! come on down and see if u got what it takes to survive in the land of the masked judges.

AnorexiaCraft: NeuroStriatum Fun

acetylcholine deficit, animal studies, Anorexia Nervosa, AnorexiaCraft, brain chemistry, brain region, discovery, Eating disorders, experimental findings, Fun, Medical research, mental health, Mice, neurobiology, neurological mechanism, neuroscience, NeuroStriatum, neurotransmission, neurotransmitter, psychiatric disorders, research, scientific breakthrough, striatum

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	290	Mines Excavated:	4102
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	450	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Potions Brewed:	148	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got mice running around with anorexia, but don’t worry, we figured out they just need more acetylcholine in their brains, like, duh.

join us on this wild ride as we try to cure anorexic mice in the striatum. it’s like a real-life science experiment, but in Minecraft. who knew curing mice could be so fun and wacky?

so, like, come on down and join the party. we promise you won’t leave without a few laughs and maybe even a cure for anorexic mice. it’s a win-win situation, my dudes. let’s get weird with it.

Weirdia SMP: Where even the mobs can’t resist the urge to dance!

building, Castle, classical, Community, Dance, Discord, java, Medieval, mobs, Resist, Server, smp, urge, voice chat, Weirdia, World Map

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Crops Grown:	9170	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Server Info
Java Version: 1.21
Availability: 24/7
Community: 18+
Focus: Building medieval or classical structures
Playstyle: Slow and immersive
Communication: Voice chat required

FAQ

Q: When was the server started?

A: The server was started a few days ago.

Q: What type of community is on the server?

A: We are a small, tight-knit community that enjoys building medieval or classical structures.

Q: What is the playstyle on the server?

A: We take the game slowly and enjoy the immersive experience rather than rushing through it.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/7GFYeQRw to get started.

Q: Is there a world map available for the server?

A: Yes, you can view the world map at http://75.119.148.21:8123/#.