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| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 9108 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 20 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 34 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild west showdown up in here. if u ain’t careful, u gonna get shot in da leg and then it’s game over for u, partner. but don’t worry, we got healers who can fix u up real nice.
we also got a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. they’re armed with diamond swords and ready to cluck some heads. join us if u wanna be part of da epic battle between humans and chickens.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? it’s a real thrill ride, but watch out for the flaming zombies who like to hitch a ride.
so come on down to our server, where danger lurks around every corner and the only way to survive is to embrace the chaos. yeehaw!
