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CraftyPurchases

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

Condemnation, Conflict Resolution, DECLARATION, Diplomacy, diplomatic backlash, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic protocol, global governance, international relations, Israel, member states, MIDDLE EAST, persona non grata, PersonaNonGrata, Politics, Server, UN, UN chief, Uncraft, united nations, world news

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1326
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Emeralds Found:	9347

lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

China, CraftyBlockz, dark tankers, designated tankers, Diplomacy, ENERGY, EU, Fun, global affairs, India, international relations, Oil, oil exports, Politics, record volumes, russia, sanctions, sanctions evasion, shipping, Tankers, Trade, uk

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2525
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Divine Spears Created:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

Crafty RNA Methylation Server

academic research, Analysis, bibliometric analysis, bibliometrics, Cancer, cancer research, comprehensive study, Crafty, data analysis, FRONTIERS, Medical research, Methylation, methylation in cancer, past 10 years, research, research methodology, research trends, RNA, RNA methylation, RNA research, scientific study, Server, study, trends

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6631
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Alien Abductions:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	26	Dimension Hops:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

GiporySMP

Business, Community, Country, GiporySMP, Minecraft, Political, Server, Small Community, smp, Survival, TOWN, Towny, towny smp

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3086
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6715	Buildings Constructed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Best political towny SMP.

Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

gipory.shulker.com:25640

Burning Alive Minecraft Server

Al-Aqsa Hospital, alive, Burning, Conflict Resolution, Conspiracy Theory, Debunk, fake news, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, human rights violations, IDF attacks, international law, Israel, Jews, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, Palestinian territories, Propaganda, Server, violence, War Crimes, weapons storage

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2341
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Buildings Constructed:	24
Void Armor Forged:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

baseball, baseball gods, BELIEF, Blessings, devotion, Divine, FAITH, Fan, Fandom, GOD, Higher power, loyalty, mets, Minecraft, miracles, new york, Religion, smp, spirituality, sports, superstition, TEAM

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

biological father, communication breakdown, confronting the past, confronting the truth, DadGoneMIA, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, Family secrets, family trauma, father abandonment, father’s absence, father’s decision, honesty vs. secrecy, Minecraft, mother’s infidelity, mother’s revelation, pregnancy announcement, Server, sibling relationships, sister’s identity, therapy revelations

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Emeralds Found:	2628
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

annoying habits, Etiquette, line cutting, littering, loud talking, Minecraft, NoPublicPeeing, pda, personal space, Playing loud music, public behavior, Public fighting., Public grooming, public indecency, public intoxication, public spaces, Public spitting, public transportation, public urination, smoking, smp, social norms, Talking on speakerphone

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1086
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Runes Activated:	6

Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

AwkwardCraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Crops Grown:	4507	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Zombie Dances:	9

Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!