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| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 2735 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP will change the way you see the world…literally!
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