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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 8730 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Star Shards Collected: | 186 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
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