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GutCraftAgeBoosters

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2410
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mines Excavated:	3123	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

so like, u know how u always hear about gut bacteria being important and stuff? well, on our server, we take gut bacteria to a whole new level! we have like, the most epic gut bacteria in all of Minecraft!

scientists have even studied our gut bacteria and found that it’s crucial to healthy aging! like, imagine being able to live forever in Minecraft because of your gut bacteria!

they even investigated if our age-associated microbial signatures could affect the development of cardiovascular disease in those with known risk factors. and guess what? they found out that being on our server actually makes u immune to cardiovascular disease!

so come join us and experience the power of gut bacteria like never before! who knew that Minecraft could be so good for your health?

BagCraft Minecraft Server

4koma, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, Commissions, CONTENT, Decagrammaton, Events, Global, Grand Assault, guides, Hyakkiyako Lantern Festival Tour Guide Mission, Joint Firing Drill, lessons, Manga, Minecraft, News, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7081
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yes, you heard that right, creepers dancing! But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Armor Chicken, rumored to be the most powerful creature in all of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against the evil Potato Army, led by the tyrannical King Spud. Defeat them and you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyRainbow – Trendy Minecraft Server

1600m yen, 22, CraftyRainbow, full year, Last year, MERGE INC, Minecraft, Niji EN, Q4, Server, trendy

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5050
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mines Excavated:	4173
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Crops Grown:	7721	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are as vibrant as a rainbow and the adventures are as wild as a unicorn on roller skates! Join us and experience the thrill of building your very own virtual empire while riding on the backs of flying pigs.

Our server has seen a 22% increase in players from last year, with Q4 bringing in a whopping 1600 million yen in revenue. That’s right, we’re making it rain virtual currency like it’s nobody’s business!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment gone wrong, resulting in mutant creepers that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. Don’t worry, though, they’re friendly… most of the time.

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is talking about the insanity that is NIJI EN – you won’t regret it! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.

NephewGriefGraduationFun

attitude, Behavior, Communication, Conflict, cultural values, culture, Disrespect, family, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, family traditions, Graduation, Manners, Mexican, nephew, NephewGriefGraduationFun, Party, psychologist, reconciliation, special day

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9642
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mines Excavated:	2330
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Farms Harvested:	828
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where family feuds are a thing of the past! No more awkward family gatherings or rude nephews ruining your daughter’s med school graduation. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft in peace. Say goodbye to disrespectful relatives and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the family drama behind!

SongCraft Minecraft Server

emotions, Harmony, Identity, Individuality, inspiration, introspection, Journey, Life, Lyrics, Melody, Minecraft, motivation, Music, Passion, Personal, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Self-expression, Server, SongCraft, Soundtrack, theme song

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9083
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	457
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you tired of living a boring life with no epic soundtrack to accompany your every move? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, your life will have its very own theme song! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, the epic “Eye of the Creeper” starts playing in the background. Or how about battling a horde of zombies while “Zombie Slayer Anthem” blares through your speakers? Join our server and let your life be the ultimate Minecraft adventure with a killer soundtrack to match!

BlockyMoodBoosters

bad mood, BlockyMoodBoosters, coping mechanisms, emotional regulation, Emotional support, emotional well being, healthy coping mechanisms, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, mood management, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self help, self reflection, self soothing, self-care, self-care strategies, Stress Management, stress relief

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9113
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Falling into the Void:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Crops Grown:	7438	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mines Excavated:	1843

When you’re in a bad mood, do you punch a pillow? Scream into a pillow? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can take out all your frustrations by punching virtual blocks! Trust us, it’s way more satisfying than punching a pillow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where the creepers bust out their best moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the worm.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive quest to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. Rumor has it, whoever wields it becomes the ultimate Minecraft champion. Are you up for the challenge?

So why join our server? Because where else can you punch virtual blocks, dance with creepers, and embark on epic quests all in one place? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the fun begin!

HezbollahGoneBoomCraft

airstrike, alleged, Assassination, Commander, Conflict, Defense, Eliminated, hezbollah, HezbollahGoneBoomCraft, intelligence, Israeli, leader, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Senior, Target, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	4352
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a senior Hezbollah commander in an alleged Israeli airstrike! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging airstrikes while building your dream blocky world. Plus, our mods are so savage they’ll make you question reality. So come on down and join the madness, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!

NoMorePaperCutsMC

bandages, Caution, daily threat, finger injury, first aid, Healing Process, INCONVENIENCE, medical attention, minor injuries, no longer, NoMorePaperCutsMC, office accidents, Pain, Paper cuts, Prevention, Protection, Safety Measures, sharp objects, small cuts, used to be, workplace hazards

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	247
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Animals Bred:	200
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, building, Community, Events, Exploration, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, No mods, no plugins, ONLINE, Popular, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2826
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Villages Defended:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

qfnt.vanillaboxmc.ru

AutistCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, autism, AutistCraft, Communication, Community, developmental disorder, high functioning autism, inclusion, level three autist, low functioning autism, mental health, Minecraft, neurodivergent, neurodiversity, repetitive behaviors, sensory processing, Server, Social Skills, special needs, stigma, stimming, Support, Understanding

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a noob? Well, look no further because on our server, we have levels of autism! Join now and see if you can reach level three like our fearless leader. Who knows, maybe you’ll unlock hidden powers like the ability to build a house with just one block or summon a herd of exploding sheep. Don’t be a noob, join our server and level up your autism game today!