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CraftyUkrainianPOWExchange

CraftyUkrainianPOWExchange, POW exchange, russia, ukraine russia conflict, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian military, Ukrainian news, Ukrainian prisoners of war, Ukrainian soldiers, Ukrainian soldiers released, Ukrainian soldiers return home

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	524	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more ukrainian soldiers than russia has vodka bottles! we have over 100 soldiers who just got back from a wild pow exchange with russia, and now they’re ready to kick some blocky butt in the game!

watch as these soldiers build epic bases, fight off creepers like they’re russian spies, and mine for diamonds like they’re searching for hidden treasure in putin’s backyard.

join now for a chance to team up with these badass soldiers and conquer the minecraft world like never before! who needs russia when you have ukrainian soldiers on your side? let’s do this, comrades!

DesiCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, attractive, Desi, DesiCraft, Erotic, Exotic, FANTASY, fetish, hot, Indian, irls, jerk off material, Masturbation, Minecraft, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Server, Sexy, South Asian, taboo, ur, Women

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	330
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mines Excavated:	4552	Endless Night Skies:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is your ultimate irl jerk off material.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers start dancing the Macarena around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a village full of villagers who all look like your favorite celebrities. And don’t even get me started on the custom skins – we’ve got everything from flying tacos to dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are legendary – last week, we hosted a massive chicken race where the winner got a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. And rumor has it that our next event involves a secret underground disco party with glow-in-the-dark sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the excitement!

Minecraft SMP: AEW All In 2024CraftyCreeper

2024.., 2024CraftyCreeper, aew, All In, Beverages, Drinking, drinks, Entertainment, Event, Food, Friends, Fun, Gathering, Hangout, Lads, Minecraft, Party, smp, Snacking, SNACKS, socializing, sports, wrestling

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Animals Bred:	55
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the snacks are as plentiful as the diamonds! Join us for a server full of epic builds, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive potato war that lasted for days. Potatoes flying everywhere, players running for cover, it was chaos in the best way possible.

And don’t even get me started on our legendary llama races. Picture this: llamas decked out in diamond armor, zooming around a racetrack while players place bets and cheer them on. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The snacks, of course! We’ve got a never-ending supply of virtual pizza, tacos, and even the occasional cake party. So grab your pickaxe and your favorite snack, because things are about to get crazy on our server.

CraftyLoveSecrets

BETRAYAL, biggest secret, Communication, confession, CraftyLoveSecrets, Deception, emotional baggage, Hidden Truth, Hiding, Honesty, honesty is the best policy, INTIMATE, long term relationship, Openness, partner, relationship, secret keeping, skeletons in the closet, Trust, trust issues, Vulnerability

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3667
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Magic Items Found:	8924	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ores Mined:	2241

Are you tired of hiding your secret double life as a Minecraft master from your partner? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and unleash your inner builder, explorer, and redstone wizard without worrying about your partner finding out. Who knows, maybe they have a secret Minecraft life too and you can build a virtual love nest together! Join now and let the pixelated adventures begin!

CraftyMaduroWinsLOL

authoritarian regime, controversy, CraftyMaduroWinsLOL, DECLARATION, Democracy, Disputed, elections, electoral fraud, Electoral Process, EU, Evidence, Government, international relations, Latin America, legitimacy, Maduro, opposition, Politics, south america, Venezuela, Victory

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	4742
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Farms Harvested:	902	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the president of venezuela declares victory in elections? well, this server is the place for u! come join us and witness the madness as maduro tries to prove he won without any evidence. it’s a wild ride, so hop on and see what other crazy shenanigans await on this server. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? come on, u know u wanna be a part of this chaotic fun!

CraftyCountryKids

Access, children, Community, Connection, countryside, CraftyCountryKids, Environment, health, Impact, location, Nature, outdoors, research, Resources, Rural, socioeconomic status, socioeconomics, study, upbringing, Urban, well-being

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. OUR VIRTUAL LANDSCAPE IS SO LIT, YOU’LL FORGET YOU’RE EVEN IN A SIMULATION.

WE GOT TREES THAT TALK AND DIAMONDS THAT SING. OUR VIRTUAL ECONOMY IS SO LIT, YOU’LL BE ROLLING IN VIRTUAL RICHES IN NO TIME.

FORGET ABOUT REAL LIFE, COME JOIN US AND LET YOUR INNER CHILD RUN WILD. OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE ON A PERMANENT VACATION IN THE MOST EPIC FANTASY LAND EVER.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED. YOU WON’T REGRET IT, OR MAYBE YOU WILL, BUT IT’LL BE A FUN REGRET.

ShieldmaidenCraft Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, battle, challenge, Combat, Conquer, control, discipline, DOMINANCE, fierce, formidable, Minecraft, obey, power, Server, Shieldmaiden, ShieldmaidenCraft, strength, STRONG, Swedish, Viking, warrior, warrior woman, woman warrior

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7118
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2357	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you ready to conquer the virtual world with your epic Minecraft skills? Join our server and prove your worth by taming a fierce Swedish shieldmaiden! Show her who’s boss and make her follow your every command as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who knew virtual domination could be so fun and hilarious? Join now and show off your Minecraft prowess in the most outrageous way possible!

Minecraft SMP: AFL – The Final (H&A) Showdown

AFL, AFL game, assault, Carlton, Carlton’s place, Dogs, FINAL, final game, fred, ha, Higgins, home advantage, home final, Lads, Minecraft, Mr Higgins, must win, overtake, PORT, Secure, showdown, smp, the final, WIN

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2557
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Crops Grown:	4475
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Chimeras Created:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Dogs are in! That’s right, we have a pack of wild dogs roaming around the server causing mischief and mayhem. Can you tame them and make them your loyal companions? Only time will tell.

2. Carlton got assaulted by Mr. Higgins. Who is Mr. Higgins, you ask? No one knows, but Carlton is out for revenge and he needs your help to take down this mysterious assailant. Will you join forces with Carlton or will you choose to fight against him? The choice is yours.

3. Fred must win to overtake Carlton’s place in the top 8. Forget about building cool structures or mining for resources, the real competition on this server is between Fred and Carlton. Will Fred be able to dethrone Carlton and claim his spot in the top 8? Only time will tell.

4. Port must win to secure a home final. What is a home final, you ask? No one knows, but Port is determined to win it at all costs. Will you join their team and help them secure victory, or will you choose to stand in their way and claim the title for yourself? The choice is yours, but remember, the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, drama, and hilarity that awaits you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Race4Aesthetic

Aesthetic, asian, beauty, Body, Brains, cultural appropriation, dance choreography, friendship, Identity, individual problems, Korean, Kpop, online friend, poc, Race, Race4Aesthetic, ranting, Screen SHaring, Stereotypes, US, weird

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3863
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6097	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all races and cultures, even if you just want to be Asian for the aesthetics! Join us for a wild ride filled with Kpop dance parties and discussions about the beauty, brains, and body of different races. Who knows, you might even have a silent 30-minute argument with your friend about race and aesthetics before bonding over something else. So come on, join us and let’s all be aesthetic together in this crazy Minecraft world!

GriefCraft: Oops, Wrong Portal!

bereavement, comforting a friend, comforting words, Condolences, coping with grief, dealing with loss, Emotional support, expressing condolences, grief support, GriefCraft, grieving parent, Grieving Process, healing after loss, inappropriate remarks, insensitive comments, loss of a child, mourning parent, Oops, Portal, supporting a grieving parent, Sympathy, words of comfort, words of empathy, wrong

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	645
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mines Excavated:	1975
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so awesome that even griefing parents can’t resist joining in on the fun! We have griefing competitions where the goal is to make the most outrageous and over-the-top builds to impress our resident griefing parents. Trust us, you’ve never seen griefing like this before!

But that’s not all – we also have special events where griefing parents can show off their best “worst” jokes and insults to win epic prizes. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as insane as it is hilarious, look no further! Join us today and let the madness begin!