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Galactic Warfare – Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Potions Brewed:	80
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heresy is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our latest patch includes new content for operations, such as battling against space marines and fighting off alien invasions. Our September community update revealed that we are now offering jolly cooperation with your battle brothers, so grab your sword and join the fun!

If you’re looking for a server with lore that will make your head spin, look no further. Dive into the depths of our lore stuff, where you can learn about the history of our world and the epic battles that have shaped it.

And if you’re having trouble finding players to join you in battle, fear not! Our workaround with matchmaking will have you back in the action in no time. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a legendary warrior in the world of heresy!

Galactic Warfare Minecraft Server

battle barge, Battle Brothers, brother chaplain leandros, Developer Q&A, Dude Wall, focus entertainment, Galactic, hotfix 3.1, Jolly Cooperation, Latest Patch, lore stuff, matchmaking workaround, Minecraft, PvP codes, rentry.org, ROADMAP, september community update, Server, space marine 2, steam community, submission information, WARFARE, warhammer 40k, where to get the game

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the galaxy, where you can join forces with your battle brothers for some jolly cooperation! Our server is so lit, even Brother Chaplain Leandros himself would be impressed.

Our latest patch (Hotfix 3.1) will blow your mind with new features and fixes that will make your Minecraft experience out of this world. And don’t even get me started on our September community update – it’s so juicy, it’ll make you want to scream “For the Emperor!”

And if you’re having trouble finding players for some PvP action, don’t worry – just back out to the main menu and re-enter the battle barge. It’s as easy as smiting heretics!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become a legend among your battle brothers. The Dudes Wall awaits your epic creations – submit them now and show off your skills to the galaxy. Previous players have had a blast, so don’t miss out on the fun!

/space/marine/2/general/ – Minecraft SMP

battle barge, Battle Brothers, bugs, epic online services, focus entertainment, Hotfix 2.1, jolly coop., Jolly Cooperation, Latest Patch, lore stuff, Malum Caedo Edition, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, PvP, ROADMAP, sm2g, smp, space marine 2, spacemarine2general, squad invite, Steam, warhammer 40k, where to get the game

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mines Excavated:	3447	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever join! We’re talking about Malum Caedo Edition, where the latest patch (Hotfix 2.1) will blow your mind! Want to know where to get the game? Just head to our website and prepare for an adventure like no other.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the lore of the game with our extensive resources, including 1d6chan and the Lexicanum. And if you’re looking for some jolly cooperation with your battle brothers, join our Steam group for codes and PvP madness.

Having trouble with matchmaking? Don’t worry, we’ve got a fix for that too. Just exit back to the main menu and re-enter your battle barge for a smooth experience.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because here, you’ll embark on quests, battle epic bosses, and build the most insane structures you can imagine. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it? Join us now and find out!

World Wreckers: Prideful Deconstructionists

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1460
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules? Look no further! Join our server where women are not “entitled” to your attention and men are not “biologically inclined” to approach women. We believe in breaking traditional gender dynamics and chivalrous behavior.

On our server, you don’t need to impress anyone or perpetuate western sensibilities. You are not a jester, you are a Minecraft warrior! And who says you need to be in a romantic relationship?

When you slide into the dms on our server, you’re just becoming another statistic – but a cool one! You don’t have to accept that you’re male cattle, you can avoid it entirely. The bulk of your desire to pursue dating is socially inflicted – so why not break free from it?

So, if someone isn’t your ONE TRUE LOVE, then there is NO POINT – except for joining our hilarious and rebellious Minecraft server!

MadokaCraft: Where griefing is magical and creepers are our news reporters!

#announcement, Anime, async, Charset., CREEPERS, Entertainment, Exedra, gacha, Gacha game, Game, Griefing, Madoka, Madoka news, MadokaCraft, MAGICAL, mobile game, News, Platform, Reporters, script, social media, twitter, Updates, UTF-8., Widgets

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9763
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1371
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the creepers are meaner! 🌱💥

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and blocky shenanigans! 🚀🔥

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a diamond mine so big, they had to call for backup just to carry all the loot! 💎🤑

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights! 🐉🔥

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embark on a blocky adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it! 😉🎮

Blocky Bonanza: {{NOVEMBER 4TH}}

#BigDay, #CalendarAlert, #CantMiss, #ImportantDate, #MakeItCount, #MarkTheDay, #MarkYourCalendars, #MemorableDay, #NeverBeTheSame, #November4th, #RememberThisDate, #SaveTheDate, 4th, blocky, bonanza, Calendar, consequences, Event, Impactful, Lifechanging, November, reminder, Significant, unforgettable

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8141	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23

Get ready to enter a Minecraft server like no other, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and creeper unicorns as you explore a world filled with diamond-encrusted caves and enchanted forests.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who will teach you the latest dance moves while you mine for glittering emeralds and rainbow-colored obsidian.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret entrance to the Pixelated Pizza Palace, where the toppings are always extra cheesy and the crust is made of solid redstone.

So what are you waiting for? Mark your calendars and join us for a Minecraft experience that will leave you saying, “Consequences will never be the same!”

2025 Eurotrip Adventures: Minecraft Madness

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you ready to embark on the most EPIC Minecraft journey of your life? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride through the virtual world like never before!

🌍 Imagine this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the year 2025, where Minecraft has evolved into a mind-blowing virtual reality experience. The graphics are so realistic, you’ll swear you’re actually on a Eurotrip!

🚀 But that’s not all! Our server is equipped with time-traveling portals that will take you to different eras and dimensions within the game. One minute you’re in medieval times battling dragons, the next you’re in a futuristic city fighting off alien invaders.

🤯 And get this – we have custom mods that allow you to ride on the back of a giant chicken, shoot lasers from your eyes, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Who needs a real Eurotrip when you can have all this insanity in Minecraft?

VShojo+ Craft: Where Anime Girls Rule the Blocks!

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5517
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Welcome to Mochi’s Tits Edition of our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Froot that will blow your mind! Join us and hang out with GEEGA who will make you laugh until you cry.

But wait, there’s more! Meet Haruka who will show you the secrets of the universe and Henya who is basically a genius in disguise. Don’t forget about Hime who will lead you on epic adventures and Kson who will make you question reality.

And that’s not all! Join us for some fun with Kuro who will keep you on your toes and Mata who will blow your mind with their skills. Hang out with Mel who will bring some melody to your life and of course, Mochi who will… well, let’s just say you have to see it to believe it.

But wait, there’s more! Meet Mouse who will make you squeak with joy and Zen who will bring some zen to your chaotic Minecraft adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, Mochi’s Tits Edition!

Crafty Nightmares 2: Electric Boogaloo

Board, Boogaloo, Characters, Community, competitive, Crafty, discussion, Electric, Fighting Game, gameplay, Gaming, Mechanics, News, Nightmares, ONLINE, online play, strategy, Thread, Tips, Tournament, Tricks, under night, Updates, video game

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	New Chunks Explored:	404679
Villages Defended:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magic Items Found:	7839	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you need to have a blast in the world of Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the land of flying cows and exploding chickens . Don’t worry, they’re friendly explosions!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn who will grant you three wishes if you can find it. Rumor has it that one of those wishes is unlimited diamonds!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken who will protect you from any pesky griefers trying to ruin your day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

SpankCraft: Where Kids Learn the Hard Way!

Abuse, aggression, Behavior, bullying, child development, children, consequences, culture, discipline, discipline techniques, emotional well being, generation, HARD, Kids, learn, mental health, parenting, Parenting styles, physically disciplining, punishment, society, SpankCraft, Trauma, violence

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8586
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in tough love and physical discipline for all players! Join us and toughen up those soft kids who can’t handle a little virtual spanking . Our server is the perfect place to teach kids some real life lessons like resilience, perseverance, and how to handle getting knocked down and getting back up again. Plus, our PvP battles will have you feeling like a warrior in no time! So come on, join us and show those wimpy kids what it means to be a true Minecraft player!

CheckmateCraft – Where Every Move Counts!

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Potions Brewed:	167	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Votes:	250	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take chess to a whole new level with our Battle Chess edition! Forget boring old chess, here you can literally battle it out on a chess board with your friends.

Join us and become a chess master in our Candidates sub edition, where only the bravest and most strategic players survive. But that’s not all – we also have weekend tournaments where you can show off your skills and win epic prizes!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of our team, the Vietnamese Basket Weaving Forum. Why basket weaving, you ask? Well, because on our server, we believe in combining the ancient art of basket weaving with the modern game of chess for the ultimate gaming experience.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Minecraft chess like never before. Join us now and prepare for the craziest chess battles of your life!

LazyCraft: Where even the creepers put in more effort

crawl over glass, CREEPERS, does nothing, doing something, Effort, eye contact, LazyCraft, Men, Nothing, Put, this bitch, thousands of hours

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9035
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where nothing happens! Seriously, you won’t find any boring quests or tedious tasks here. Instead, you’ll find a community of players who have dedicated their lives to doing absolutely nothing in the game.

Join us and witness the madness of players who will crawl over glass just for a second of eye contact with another player. The dedication is real, folks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity. From building entire cities out of dirt blocks to taming wild creepers as pets, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, join us now. Who needs quests and objectives when you can have a good time doing absolutely nothing?

Blocky Beats: The ‘K-On’ Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Dimension Hops:	5	Mines Excavated:	2450

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Forget about boring old servers, because this one will blow your mind! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – if you look between the T and O on your keyboard, you’ll unlock a secret portal that will transport you to a world filled with unicorns riding on rainbows and dancing llamas that drop diamonds instead of wool.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Creeper who throws the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. And if you manage to defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magic wand that shoots out fireworks every time you mine a block.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a penguin army that will fight by your side as you battle against evil mobs? And if you ever get lost, just follow the trail of glitter and cupcakes that leads you straight back to safety.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.