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CraftyTrump’sArmsDealer

arms sales, Conflict Resolution, CraftyTrumpsArmsDealer, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Financial Times, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, peace negotiations, security assistance, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, us politics, weapons supply

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Astral Projections Made:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5073
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

so, liek, u know how trump is all bout dat wall and stuff? well, on dis server, we build a wall around ur base and u gotta defend it from creepers and zombies and stuff. but dont worry, we got weapons for u to use! trump himself is supplying us with all da weapons we need to keep u safe. join now and be part of the most secure base in minecraft history! #BuildThatWall #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

Wildlife Warzone – Survival Fun

adaptation, Animal Behavior, balance, battle, Calm, Circle of life, Eating, ecosystem, Fun, Harmony, Hide, hunt, killing, Nature, Observation, Peaceful, PREDATORS, prey, Struggle, Survival, warzone, wildlife

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Endless Night Skies:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Potions Brewed:	186
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where nature is a BATTLEFIELD, just like in real life but with BLOCKS. u can be a predator hunting down other players, or be the prey running for your life. everything is KILLING, EATING, or trying not to be KILLED. it’s a wild world out there, so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate showdown in the minecraft universe. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, so why wouldn’t u want to be a part of this insanity?!

RelaxCraft: Chill & Explore Game World

anxiety, anxiety relief, Chill, Exploration, Explore, Game, game world, Gamers, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming therapy, Interaction, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, Pace, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, RelaxCraft, Stress Management, stress relief, therapeutic tool, video games, virtual worlds, world

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1015
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	139	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Villages Defended:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where u can explore and interact at ur own pace, bro! it’s like therapy for ur brain, man! forget all ur stress and anxiety, just build and mine and chill, dude! u’ll be so relaxed, u won’t even remember what stress feels like! come join us and let ur mind be freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Albion Vanilla

Albion Vanilla, Anarchy, anarchy server, challenge, Chat spam, Exploration, Griefing, HACKING, Hate Speech, Java based, Minecraft, nether roof, no limits, pure vanilla, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla purity, Wasteland

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to DominationHQ – The best Anarchy Pure Vanilla Minecraft server in 2024! Server IP: albionvanilla.net Anarchy at Its Finest: • No limits – let your imagination run wild on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server! • Only bans for hacking. • Mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. Hate speech and hard slur symbols/text will be removed. Our vibrant community thrives without such negativity. We have a chat filter but Microsoft chat report is off. • No plugins altering the vanilla essence, no meddling admins – the power is in your hands! • Griefing? Absolutely, let loose in this survival wasteland! • No resets, ever. Embrace the chaos from day one, just like the golden age of vanilla Minecraft. World Exploration Awaits: • Uncover a sprawling 1M x 1M block world border. • A nether roof awaiting exploration and exploitation. • Embrace the vanilla purity – no /tpa or /home commands. • Thrive in survival’s toughest conditions – confront the challenge, see if you have what it takes to survive in this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server!

albionvanilla.net:25567

Game of Turnabouts: A Semi-Vanilla Adventure on the Turnabout SMP Server – No Whammies, Just Llamas!

#addons, Active, Adventure, Anti-Stealing, Capture the Flag, Community, Discord, Events, Friends, Game, Griefing, Inclusivity, Llamas, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Museum, Player Base, quality of life, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, shopping district, smp, Turnabout, Turnabouts, Uptime, Vanilla, Whammies, Whitelist

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	753
Zombie Dances:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Server Name	Turnabout
Age Requirement	16+
Server Type	Whitelist
Features	Events Inclusivity Quality of Life Addons Shopping and Minigames District Mayoral Elections Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins 24/7 Uptime

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the Turnabout server?

To join the Turnabout server, you need to first join our Discord server and fill out an application for whitelist access. You can find our Discord link here: https://discord.gg/ken7jsz5ra.

2. Can I play on Turnabout if I am under 16 years old?

Unfortunately, Turnabout is a 16+ server and we strictly enforce this age requirement.

3. Are there any special events on the Turnabout server?

Yes, we have regular events such as capture the flag and working on a museum. We also have mayoral elections where players can make decisions about the shopping and minigames district.

4. How can I protect my items and builds from stealing and griefing?

Turnabout has anti-stealing and griefing plugins that protect your items and builds. We can track who took something and where it went, and rollback any damage done.

5. Is the Turnabout server always online?

Yes, our server has 24/7 uptime, so you can enjoy playing anytime you want.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

2.0 Plushie, 2024 Valentine’s Merch, acrylics, archives, BlockyBanter, Broken Promise, channel, Clear folder, Collab songs, covers, ENReco, Fan, hololive, irys, Jet tag, merch, Minecraft, OMOCAT Merch, Promise Mini series, SantaRys, Server, shills, Starter Merch, twitter, Voicepacks

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ores Mined:	2054	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Santa shills, broken promises, and jet tags that will make you question reality. Our server is so epic, even the Easter Bunny is jealous of our merch collection. From starter goods to Valentine’s Day specials, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our mini series and experience a world where gravity doesn’t exist and quarter bravery is the norm. Need a laugh? Check out our covers and collab songs that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter for updates and hilarious memes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, if you see any “irys” posters, numberfags, or British folks, report them immediately. And whatever you do, do NOT feed the cheebs or trust the gyates. It’s a wild world out there, but we promise you’ll have a blast on our server!

BTC Minecraft SMP: 10k is Programmed

10k, Blockchain, btc, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, energy sucking, financial technology, fraud, games, intrinsic value, investing, Manipulation, market manipulation, Minecraft, ponzi scheme, Programmed, programming, scam, smp, speculative investment, useless

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9573
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magic Items Found:	3595
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Tired of grinding away in a virtual world where your only accomplishment is collecting meaningless digital currency that’s about as valuable as a pile of dirt? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go!

Here, we don’t care about your fancy builds or your meticulously organized chests. We want chaos, destruction, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like a wild west town on steroids, where the only rule is to have fun and blow stuff up!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring grind and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only thing that’s guaranteed is a good time and a lot of explosions. Who needs virtual currency when you can have virtual chaos instead? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyQueers Minecraft Server

advice, aita, Assumptions, awkwardness, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, CraftyQueers, Crush, family, Gay, Greek god, handsome, Interpretation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mom, Muscular, privacy, relationships, Server, snapping, Support

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Mines Excavated:	4684	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for the most outrageous adventures and wild stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Just like the twists and turns in this Reddit post, our server is full of unexpected surprises. From mistaken identities to secret crushes, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with your best friend and your crush’s daughter – all in the name of Minecraft fun!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more entertaining than a Greek tragedy, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

RentRageQuitCraft

baby sitting drama, BETRAYAL, irresponsible behavior, moving out, nyquil incident, rent problems, RentRageQuitCraft, roommate betrayal, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate lease issues, roommate living situation, roommate relationships, roommate responsibilities, toxic friendship, womanizer roommate

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	183	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	35
Potions Brewed:	22	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Are you tired of living with a pig, womanizing roommate who puts babies to sleep with Nyquil? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, Nyquil-free experience! Our server is filled with friendly players who won’t ask you to babysit while they get it on with multiple partners. Plus, we guarantee no loaded diapers left unattended for hours! Join now and leave the real-life craziness behind!

ScentLoverMC SMP

alluring scent, appealing scent, aromatic scent, captivating scent, charming scent, delightful scent, enchanting scent, enticing scent, favorite scent, fragrant scent, intriguing scent, odd scent, peculiar scent, pleasant scent, ScentLoverMC, smp, strange scent, uncommon scent, unexpected scent, unique scent, unusual scent, weird scent

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7473
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	245	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Dragon Eggs Found:	4149
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest thing ever! We have a secret underground club where we worship llamas and sacrifice creepers for good luck. And get this, our leader is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He gives out quests like “find the rarest flower in the land” or “build a giant statue of a potato.” It’s so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your diamond armor off!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 10 minutes. Imagine soaring through the sky, oinking with delight as you rain down pork chops on unsuspecting players below. And don’t even get me started on our annual “sheep shearing competition” where the winner gets a crown made of wool.

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cookies.