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| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 5027 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 605653 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. also, our diamonds are made of pure rainbow glitter and our creepers give out free hugs.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!
