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McCrafty’s Fast Food Frenzy

American, burger, chain, convenience, Country, Dining, drive thru, Fast, fast food, Favorite, Food, Frenzy, Fries, guilty pleasure, indulgence, International, local flavor, McCraftys, menu, Options, Popular, quick service, takeout, Variety

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only thing faster than our server speed is the delivery time of your favorite fast food chain in your country! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and DELICIOUS surprises around every corner.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a virtual world where every block was made of their favorite fast food items. They built a castle out of PIZZA slices, rode a rollercoaster made of HOT DOGS, and even battled a dragon made of FRENCH FRIES. It was a feast for the eyes and the stomach!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as ADDICTIVE as your favorite fast food chain, look no further! Join us today and let the FOODIE fun begin!

The Commonwealth Crafters: Where Pixels Rule and Fun is Guaranteed!

Animals, artificial people, best option, Commonwealth, Crafters, cure, destroy, disagreement, Evil, Father, Fun, good people, GUARANTEED, Institute, leadership, Objective, pixels, player, rule, scientist, Son, supermutants, Technology, teleport technology

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9836	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are objectively the best option for Commonwealth! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons to join us:

Take on the role of a leader and show the Commonwealth what true leadership looks like! Only you can provide the guidance and direction they need.
Forget about destroying technology just because your son is evil – that’s so last season! Join us and embrace the power of technology created by The Institute.
Did you know that many of The Institute scientists are actually good people? They don’t even agree with the Father on everything! Plus, they can cure supermutants, create artificial people and animals, make teleport technology, and so much more!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem of Commonwealth like never before!

ZOGcraft: Where Even the Creepers LOL at Your Builds

aging, anti-oxidants, astaxanthin, Builds, CREEPERS, cuckold, duckduckgo, GOOGLE, health, internet, jewed, lol, multi-vitamin, NAC, Political, ZOG, ZOGcraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4149
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	3921	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mines Excavated:	1480

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of society and join a community of anti-oxidant enthusiasts!

Are you tired of aging and feeling like everything is ruining your health? Well, fear not because on our server, we have discovered the secret to slowing down aging through the power of KEKOLDING!

Join us as we embark on a quest to find the best anti-oxidants in the virtual world of Minecraft. Forget NAC and astaxanthin, on our server, we have supercharged anti-oxidants that will make you feel younger than ever before.

And the best part? No ZOG forcing cuckold shit on your screen here! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and defy aging with us!

Stone Age to Steve Age

age, contrary opinions, crucifixion, emotions, Empathetic, Ethics, Evolution, evolving machines, human evolution, kill, Machines, middle ages, Passengers, people in 1500s, people in 2024, progress, religious savages, Smart, society, steve, STONE, Technology, wrong opinions

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3617
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the only rule is to EVOLVE or get left behind like those poor souls in the 1500s! Join us in a world where opinions are celebrated, unless they go against our emotions, then we’ll just KILL you with kindness… or maybe just with a sword.

Our machines are evolving faster than we are, but fear not, on this server, you can EVOLVE alongside them! Who needs to think long and hard about the implications of technology when you can just build a giant robot to do it for you?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of EVOLUTION and KILLING those who dare to have different opinions! Who needs the 1500s when you can have all the chaos and mayhem of 2024 in Minecraft form?

PixelPeen Palace: Where Minecraft meets adult entertainment!

Adult, affordable, CHARGE, Entertainment, Fan, HARD, hard to find, internet, joint pot, legalporno, maximum monthly, meets, Minecraft, multiple studios, Palace, per person, per year, PixelPeen, porn fan, PornBox, PRETTY, Specific, specific videos, Studios, subscriptions, torrent

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	80	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Votes:	3000
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	21
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have a blast like never before! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Epic Builds: Our players have created some insane structures that will blow your mind! From towering castles to pixel art masterpieces, you’ll never run out of things to marvel at.

2. Treasure Hunts: We’ve hidden chests filled with rare loot all over the server. Can you find them all? Rumor has it that one lucky player stumbled upon a diamond sword with enchantments so powerful, they could take down the Ender Dragon with one hit!

3. PvP Battles: Test your skills in our intense PvP arenas, where only the strongest survive. Will you emerge victorious, or will you be sent back to respawn with your tail between your legs?

4. Custom Plugins: We’ve got plugins that will make your Minecraft experience even more exciting. From flying pigs to exploding sheep, you never know what surprises await you around the corner.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal to the Nether filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. See you in the game!

Crafty LOLz: Noob Saar Adventures

Adventures, asian, Awareness, Communication, continent, Crafty, Cross-cultural, culture, dialogue, Diversity, education, ethnicity, Global, lolz, misunderstanding, noob, noooo, perspective, Saar, Sir, Stereotypes, understand, Unity

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the craziness never stops!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have ASIAN players who will blow your mind with their insane builds and epic battles!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our players are so skilled, they can take down a whole army of creepers with just a single punch!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and back. It’s like a theme park on steroids!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Crusaders

2d games, Action-Adventure, Atmospheric, Blasphemous, Boss Battles, challenging gameplay, Crafty, crusaders, dark fantasy, Exploration, Gothic, indie games, Metroidvania, pixel art, platformer, religious themes, Rondo of Blood, similar games, Souls-Like, Spanish developers, video games, worth 7 dollars

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing, it’s worth more than 7 dollars! In fact, we should be charging a million dollars just to log in. 2. If you loved Rondo of Blood, then you will absolutely adore our server. It’s like Rondo of Blood, but with blocky characters and pixelated landscapes. 3. Once you join our server, you will be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s a magical place, I tell you. 4. Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you will ever meet. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds. 5. And last but not least, joining our server will give you the ability to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil zombies with a diamond sword. Who wouldn’t want to do that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft like never before!

CraftyCraft – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

April Trading Post, CraftyCraft, CREEPERS, dragonflight.blizzard.com, fear, General Resources, heroic raids, J’lor Edition, murlok.io, patch 10.2.6, plunderstorm, raider.io, Raids, Remix: Pandaria, Resources, S4 Dungeon changes, season 4, Shiver Me Timbers, spring finery, The War Within Trailer, Trading Post, Tread, World of Warcraft General, wow-petopia.com, wowg, wowhead.com

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Star Shards Collected:	96	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Welcome to J’lor Edition, the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter in your entire blocky life! Join us now for a WAR WITHIN that will make you question everything you thought you knew about mining and crafting.

Watch our mind-blowing trailer that will leave you on the edge of your seat: THE WAR WITHIN TRAILER

But wait, there’s more! Patch 10.2.6 is here and it’s ready to shake up your world like never before. Get ready for the incoming PLUNDERSTORM that will have you trembling in your diamond boots: Patch 10.2.6

Feeling nostalgic? Relive the glory days of Pandaria with our epic remix that will transport you back to a time when creepers were the least of your worries: Remix: Pandaria

And that’s not all! Our S4 Dungeon changes will have you sweating like a pig in the Nether. Get ready for harder challenges, no affixes, and no timer – it’s a dungeon squish like you’ve never seen before: S4 Dungeon changes

Looking to trade some epic loot? Our April Trading Post has everything you need to gear up for the PLUNDERSTORM and show off your spring finery like the blocky fashionista you truly are: April Trading Post

Don’t miss out on all the GENERAL RESOURCES that will take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Visit wow-petopia.com, murlok.io, raider.io, dragonflight.blizzard.com, and of course, wowhead.com for all your blocky needs.

Join us now and be a part of something truly legendary. Old players will tell you, it’s a journey you won’t soon forget. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and let’s 474041703!

Minecraft Melons Madness

adult content, Alluring, arousing, big tits, Busty, curvy, Erotic, explicit, Forbidden, forbidden fruit, madness, melons, Minecraft, nothing else, NSFW, post, Provocative, seductive, Sensual, sexual content, tantalizing, titillating, voluptuous

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6842
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is big tits! Why waste your time building houses or mining for resources when you can just admire some pixelated boobies all day long? Our server is filled with chesty characters and plenty of opportunities to ogle at some virtual assets.

Join us for epic battles where the winner is determined by who has the biggest pair of pixelated breasts. Build your own boob castle and defend it from other players who are just as obsessed with big tits as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like Boobie Bash where players compete in challenges to win exclusive prizes like diamond-encrusted bras and golden nipple tassels.

So come on down to our server and get your fill of big tits and big laughs. Who needs diamonds when you can have double D’s?

Crafty Love Shack: Where Immigrant Beauty Blooms

acceptance, assimilation, beauty, Blooms, Crafty, Cultural differences, Diversity, equality, Gender Roles, Globalization, Immigrant, Immigrant beauty, Immigrant wife, immigration, integration, love, Marriage, Multiculturalism, patriarchy, prejudice, relationships, Shack, society, Stereotypes, Traditional Life

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mines Excavated:	2641
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to our totally not controversial Minecraft server where you can lead a trad life as a patriarchy bvll! But wait, there’s more – why settle for a regular old wife when you can get an immigrant wife?!

Join us for epic adventures and quests where you can build your own empire and conquer the land with your trusty immigrant wife by your side.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the ultimate patriarchy bvll and rule over your kingdom with an immigrant wife who will obey your every command (or at least until she figures out how to escape).