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Crafty McCraftface: Where creepers are just misunderstood pets

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5387	Emeralds Found:	3330
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ores Mined:	1423	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you come home from a long day of mining and crafting, only to find a mysterious figure rummaging through your basement for valuables. What do you do? Join our server to find out! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through crazy scenarios like this one. Plus, who knows what other wacky adventures await you in our world? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

1. DavisCraft 2. Joel’s Blocky Adventures 3. The Joel Zone 4. Pixelated Joel 5. Joel’s Mine-tastic World 6. Joel’s Epic Blocks 7. Crafty Joel’s Realm 8. Joel’s Blocky Kingdom 9. The JoelCraft Server 10. Joel’s Minecraft Madness

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where the players are as tall as giants and as strong as Hulk? Look no further than our server, where our 6’7 Aussie gigachad players roam the land, crushing blocks with their bare hands and building epic structures with their massive muscles.

Join us for a chance to witness the legendary battles between gigachads, where they use their superhuman strength to duel it out in epic PvP matches. Will you be able to stand toe to toe with these towering titans?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of stealth and sabotage. Beware of their sneaky tricks as you navigate through the world and try to survive their deadly pranks.

So come on down and join the madness on our Minecraft server, where the gigachads reign supreme and the ninja chickens keep you on your toes. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Pixelated Pandemonium: NijiEN’s Wild Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme? Join our server where the Nijisanji EN crew has taken over and turned it into a wild and wacky world of mayhem!

From LazuLight causing mischief to OBSYDIA bringing the drama, you never know what to expect on this server. Ethyria is filled with magical surprises, Luxiem is a land of endless possibilities, and Noctyx is where the party never stops.

ILUNA is a realm of enchantment, XSOLEIL is where the sun always shines (even at night), Krisis is a place of epic battles, and TTT is where teamwork makes the dream work.

Join now for a chance to build, explore, and survive in this insane world of Nijisanji EN madness! Just remember to watch out for bait, shitposting, and discordfags – they’re lurking around every corner. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

FF16 Fan Club Minecraft Server – Where it’s safe to admit you liked it!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Animals Bred:	94	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mines Excavated:	3789
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of hiding your love for Final Fantasy 16? Well, fear no more! Our Minecraft server is a safe haven where you can proudly proclaim your adoration for ff16 without judgment. Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your ff16 obsession is not only accepted but celebrated!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even learn a move or two yourself!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your blocks suddenly start disappearing or if you find yourself being chased by a floating pickaxe!

So come on down to our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where anything is possible, even admitting your love for ff16!

Pole-landia: Where we embrace our inner Polack and build epic shit together!

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Items Found:	7382	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Votes:	9803	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of all the political drama and war talk? Come join our Minecraft server where the only battles you’ll be fighting are against creepers and zombies! Our server is a peaceful haven away from all the chaos of the real world.

Forget about Poland and Russia, come build your own empire in our virtual world. No need to worry about politicians making questionable decisions, the only decisions you’ll be making are what block to place next.

Join us and escape the madness of the real world. Build, explore, and have a blast with our friendly community of players. Who needs war when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the politics behind!

CraftyIndie – Where Creepers and Hipsters Unite!

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7899
Dragon Scales Harvested:	390	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things indie games! If you’re tired of the mainstream and craving something different, then this is the place for you. We’ve got everything from Age of Decadence to A Hat in Time, and even some obscure gems like DashBored and Loop Hero.

Join us and become part of a community that celebrates the weird and wonderful world of indie games. Whether you’re into JRPGs, idle games, or roguelites, we’ve got something for everyone. And hey, if you’re a fan of games that don’t quite fit in anywhere else, like Atelier or Rayman, then you’ll feel right at home here.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you chat about games that are so underground, they practically live in a basement? Plus, we’ve got a booru filled with fan art, a Steam group for even more indie game goodness, and recommendations to help you discover your next favorite game.

Don’t be stuck in the mainstream, come join us and let your indie game flag fly high! Who knows, you might just uncover a hidden gem that will become your new obsession. See you in the pixelated world of indie games!

PeacefulPunchCraft: Where Pacifists Punch Trees and Make Friends!

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mines Excavated:	3469	Animals Bred:	145
Zombie Dances:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	4

Are you tired of being a peaceful pacifist in a world full of blocky chaos? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle against hordes of pixelated monsters and rival players.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the creepers here are extra explosive, the zombies are extra hungry, and the skeletons have impeccable aim. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive in this treacherous world.

Join us if you dare, and prove to the world that even a pacifist like you can become a pixelated powerhouse in this epic Minecraft adventure!

CraftyMemes: Where 4chan trolls unite & build epic blocks. Email verification optional!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1770
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Potions Brewed:	106	Astral Projections Made:	3
Animals Bred:	168	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	350	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle dragons with diamond swords, and build a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so epic that even Reddit is talking about us – we’re basically celebrities in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

Daddy’s Minecraft Daycare: Where we make sure you’re growing… your diamond collection!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9644
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come on over to our server where we have a dedicated team of daddies making sure you’re growing properly! That’s right, we’ll nurture you like a delicate little sapling and watch you flourish into a beautiful Minecraft player.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that leads straight to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted loot. But be warned, the roller coaster is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to give you a friendly BOOM!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Daddy’s waiting for you!

Crafty Taco Town: Where All Latinos Are Born Equally (in Minecraft)

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4728
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	9739
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all Latinos are born with special abilities that make them unique! From super speed to flying powers, you never know what kind of crazy skills you’ll encounter on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of racing against a Latino player who can run at the speed of light or battling a flying Latino who can shoot fireballs from the sky. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

But beware, not all Latinos are created equal on our server. Some may have the power to turn invisible or teleport at will, making them tricky opponents to defeat. So gather your friends and get ready for an epic adventure filled with surprises and laughs.

Join us now and discover why aren’t all Latinos born equally on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!