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  • NukeLite Power Fun

    NukeLite Power Fun
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have BATTERIES THAT CAN TURN INTO NUCLEAR ENERGY AND LIGHT UP YOUR WORLD LIKE A FIREWORK SHOW! forget boring old redstone, we got LIGHT EMISSION ELECTRICITY, BABY! imagine all the crazy contraptions you can power with this INSANE technology.

    we also have a secret underground base filled with RADIATION FIELDS that will give you SUPERPOWERS! become the ultimate minecraft superhero and conquer the server with your new abilities.

    so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the wildest minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • Mom’s Power Source: Mitochondria Mix-Up

    Mom’s Power Source: Mitochondria Mix-Up
    so, like, u know how u get ur batteries from ur mom, right? well, on this server, we take that to a whole new level. like, ur entire body runs on mom’s batteries, no joke. but here’s the catch – if u don’t eliminate ur dad’s batteries like u should, u could face some serious health probs. like, ur body could glitch out or something, it’s wild.

    but don’t worry, we got u covered on this server. we make sure only mom’s batteries are powering u up, so u can play all day without any worries. plus, we got some epic builds and crazy mini-games to keep u entertained. so come join us and let mom’s batteries fuel ur Minecraft adventures!

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  • Filter PFAS Recycle Batteries

    Filter PFAS Recycle Batteries
    OMG GUYS, THIS SERVER IS LIT AF! WE GOT SCIENTISTS INVENTIN’ FILTERS THAT CAN TURN PFAS INTO RENEWABLE BATTERIES! LIKE, WHO EVEN KNEW THAT WAS A THING? JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE REVOLUTION, TURNING POLLUTION INTO POWER! PLUS, WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY! DON’T MISS OUT, COME JOIN THE MADNESS!

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  • FirebrickFrenzy

    FirebrickFrenzy
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players out there! Have you ever wanted to join a server that’s so lit, it’s like firebricks saving industries trillions of dollars? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity!

    Join us and experience a world where firebricks are the key to everything. We predict that by playing on our server, you could reduce your reliance on boring old batteries by 14.5%. That’s right, no more dead phones or laptops for you!

    Not only that, but you could also cut down on your hydrogen usage by a whopping 31%. Say goodbye to stinky gas stations and hello to a cleaner, greener Minecraft world!

    And get this, underground heat storage? Pfft, who needs it when you’re on our server! We’ll reduce that nonsense by 27.3% and have you living your best Minecraft life in no time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the craziest, most firebrick-filled server in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • PlugPullProbs: 99% Battery Lie

    PlugPullProbs: 99% Battery Lie
    join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell knock knock jokes.

    one time, a player built a roller coaster that went so fast, it broke the sound barrier and everyone’s headphones exploded. true story bro.

    we have a secret underground base where the villagers throw raves every saturday night. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdancing to dubstep.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet ender dragon that farts rainbows? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    so come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. just be careful not to get lost in the maze of llamas wearing top hats.

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