Battered Minecraft Servers

Battered Minecraft Servers

  • BusStopBrawlMC

    BusStopBrawlMC
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 467
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 New Chunks Explored: 947790
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 36
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Magic Items Found: 4352
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a wild ride through a world where racist girls get their comeuppance! Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the virtual world, building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of racist girls try to attack an Asian woman at a bus stop in Birmingham, UK. But guess what? The woman turns out to be a secret ninja warrior and she totally kicks their butts with her mad skills! It’s like a crazy action movie, but in Minecraft form! So come join the fun and see what other insane adventures await you on this server! Let’s goooooo! 🤣🤣🤣

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RivalCraft Minecraft Server

    RivalCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 125
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 411 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the rivalry dynamic is taken to a whole new level! Join now and witness the epic saga of the protagonist who has an extreme homo lust for his rival. Will they fight to the death or will their forbidden love conquer all?

    But wait, there’s more! If that’s not crazy enough for you, how about the protagonist being like a battered housewife for his rival? Watch as he cooks, cleans, and mines for his abusive rival, all while secretly plotting his revenge. It’s like a soap opera meets a survival game, only on our Minecraft server!

    So why wait? Join now for a one-of-a-kind gaming experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OverheardMC: Creeper Convos

    OverheardMC: Creeper Convos
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 3477
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Votes: 9803 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever heard someone in public talking about a secret underground society of llamas who run a Minecraft server? Well, guess what, that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! Join us for a chance to trade with llamas, build epic llama statues, and maybe even uncover the truth behind their mysterious llama rituals. Who knows, you might even become an honorary llama yourself! So come on, join us for a llama-tastic adventure unlike any other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HotMess Minecraft Server

    HotMess Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 5357
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 84
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 30 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 567792 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo come join our minecraft server, where the blocks be hotter than 2024, the year that be so lit it exceeded 1.5C like a boss. we got creepers doing the cha cha slide, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies twerking like there’s no tomorrow.

    if you join now, you’ll get a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter. we also got a secret underground base where herobrine himself hangs out and plays poker with the Ender Dragon.

    come join the madness and be part of the craziest minecraft server in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing creepers, they got some sick moves.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KoreanCraft: Captured Soldiers

    KoreanCraft: Captured Soldiers
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 6750
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Emeralds Found: 519 Towns Built: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 45
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lol come join dis minecraft server where we captured 2 north korean soldiers fighting for russia and now dey be building epic bases and fighting creepers wit us! U gotta see dis crazy shenanigans, it’s like a spy movie but in blocky pixel form! Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players and a secret underground base filled with cake and llamas. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and be part of the wildest adventure ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Racial Slur Search

    Blocky Racial Slur Search
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 4680
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where the mobs are so scared of us they run away crying! We got diamonds for days and our PvP battles are so intense, even the Ender Dragon is shaking in its boots. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman strength and the ability to summon a herd of llamas to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Fabled Realm 1.20

    Fabled Realm 1.20
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 1544
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Emeralds Found: 110
    Magic Items Found: 2696 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Villages Defended: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 104
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, come join our Minecraft server for the most epic time of your life! We got all the OKFAMS members here for you to discuss and obsess over. Like, you can chat about Okayu, Korone, Fubuki, Ayame, Mio, and Subaru all day long, man! It’s like a dream come true, dude!

    And guess what? We even have their Twitter accounts listed for you to stalk them even more! Like, who wouldn’t want to follow these legends on social media, am I right? Plus, we got links to their sickest videos for you to binge-watch until your eyes bleed with joy!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the OKFAMS madness! It’s like a virtual party that never ends, bro! Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it for the rest of your sad, Minecraft-less life! Let’s get this party started, fam! WOOHOO!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Auntie’s Bathroom Battle Royal

    Auntie’s Bathroom Battle Royal
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 7111
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Undead Armies Raised: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being treated like a kid when you’re almost an adult? Join our Minecraft server where we only have adults-only bathrooms and pool time! No more sharing with pesky little cousins who just learned how to use the potty. Our server is for the clean-freaks and the hygienic enthusiasts who demand their own space.

    We understand the struggle of being left out of the “adults-only” club, so come join us where you can assert your dominance and show your aunt who’s boss. No more being treated like a child, it’s time to take charge and claim your rightful place in the adult world. Plus, who wouldn’t want to argue with stubborn aunts for fun? Join now and show them who’s really in charge!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RedditorLoveCraft SMP

    RedditorLoveCraft SMP
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 1860
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Falling into the Void: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 62
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 54 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo fellow gamers, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on Red Bull? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a pack of deranged chickens riding on the backs of zombie pigs. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Steve the Sheep, swoops in on a flying llama to save the day.

    And that’s just the beginning! We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato as a prize. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a wedding between two players who met while mining for emeralds in a ravine. It was beautiful, let me tell you.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate while fending off a horde of killer bunnies. See you in the game, fellow redditors!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoBullCraft

    NoBullCraft
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 988
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 29 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with creepers blowing up your hard work? Are you over getting lost in caves and ending up in a pit of lava? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing blowing up is our sense of humor!

    Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. We have secret treasure hunts that lead to diamond-filled chests, and our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.

    But the real reason to join our server? We have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies breakdance. Trust us, once you see a zombie doing the moonwalk, you’ll never want to leave.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPulseCraft – Where AI rules the blocks

    PixelPulseCraft – Where AI rules the blocks
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 1027
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the AI-powered algorithms are so advanced, they can predict what block you’re gonna break next! it’s like playing with a psychic computer buddy by your side. plus, the AI has a secret crush on you and will leave you love notes in the form of diamond blocks scattered around the map. it’s a match made in pixelated heaven!

    our server is so lit that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of blowing up. they’ll drop sick beats and invite you to join their dance crew. who knew exploding green monsters could have such killer moves?

    oh, and did we mention that our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where pigs rule the land and chickens have built a utopian society? it’s a wacky world out there, and you won’t want to miss out on all the crazy adventures waiting for you.

    so come on down to our server and let the AI-powered madness take over your minecraft experience. who knows, you might even become best friends with a block of dirt!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CoreMC

    CoreMC
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 1228
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Zombie Dances: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3

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    CoreMC Server Overview

    Key Features Purely vanilla server
    Server Version 1.18
    Server Address play.core-mc.net
    Server Location Eastern United States

    Rules

    • No PVP/Griefing/Stealing
    • No item dupe glitches
    • Avoid causing excessive lag
    • No discrimination or harassment
    • No hacking or cheating
    • Alt accounts allowed with approval

    Interested? Join the Discord to apply.

    About the Server

    The server has a Ryzen 5 3550H and 32GB of RAM. It may not be very active, but it is always online.

    FAQ

    Can I use mods on the server?

    Client-side mods like auto clickers, schematic mods, and shaders are allowed. However, hacking mods like xray or flyhacks are not allowed. Always check with the server owner before using a mod.

    Is the server world regularly reset?

    The server world was generated with the release of 1.18 and will not be reset.

    Are there any restrictions on building?

    You are encouraged to build creatively, but avoid causing excessive lag with your constructions. Remember that this server runs on stock vanilla .jar.

    How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

    If you witness a player breaking the server rules, you can report them to the server owner via Discord or in-game messaging.

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