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SMPcassandraNOVA Minecraft SMP – The Villain Who Couldn’t Even Craft a Diamond Sword

bad, cassandra nova, Choice, couldnt, Craft, Deadpool, destroy, Diamond, Domino, falling out, foil, Good, integration, Minecraft, Mission, morena baccarin, Multiverse, Natural, Plot, relationship drama, smp, SMPcassandraNOVA, sword, variant, Villain, Wade Wilson

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring villains in Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server has a villain that will blow your mind! Picture this: Morena Baccarin playing a Domino variant who is out to destroy the multiverse and all other versions of Wade Wilson. Why, you ask? Because she had a falling out with her universe’s Wade Wilson and now she’s on a mission to wreak havoc. It’s like a soap opera meets a superhero movie, and you get to be a part of it!

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to team up with Deadpool himself and take down this insane villain. Who knows what crazy adventures and plot twists await you in this wacky world? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic and absurdly entertaining. Join now and let the chaos begin!

Skelebri-ty SMP

celebrity scandals, celebrity secrets, controversial celebrities, controversial figures, dark past, dark secrets, gossip, Hidden Secrets, Hollywood drama, juicy gossip, PERSONAL LIFE, public image, questionable behavior, Rumors, scandalous behavior, scandalous history, shady behavior, Skelebrity, skeletons in the closet, smp, tabloid fodder, troubled past

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2244
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	218	Void Gems Collected:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3

Which celebrity do you think has a lot of creepers in their Minecraft closet? Join our wild and wacky SMP where the gossip is juicier than a ripe watermelon! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT. So come on over and see if you can survive the chaos – just watch out for that sneaky skeleton lurking around every corner!

CraftyFibsMC

BETRAYAL, cover up, CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, disloyalty, fabrication, facade, falsehood, fib, half-truth, Hidden Truth, lie, Manipulation, misleading, Pretense, secret, untruth, white lie

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4690
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Villages Defended:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of telling people you’re actually a Minecraft pro when in reality you can barely build a dirt hut? Well, fear no more! Join our server and let your inner Minecraft legend shine! We have secret potions that will turn you into a block-placing machine, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command (just kidding, please don’t explode our server). So come join us and start living the Minecraft lie of your dreams!

VenezuelaCraft: EU Blockade

Blockade, controversy, current events, Democracy, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, election, EU, european politics, european union, foreign policy, Government, Hungary, international relations, News, opposition, Politics, unified statement, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft, veto power

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6086
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Mines Excavated:	4434	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are like, totally blocking each other from making a unified statement on Venezuela’s election? i know, right? it’s like a whole drama going on in the virtual world. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join us for some epic trolling and political shenanigans. who needs peace and unity when you can have chaos and mayhem? come join the madness, you won’t regret it!

CraftyGunZ: PewPewPoverty

CraftyGunZ, demographics, disparities, economic disparities, Firearms Legislation, Firearms Ownership, gun control, Gun Safety, health disparities, Multivariable Model, Owning Firearms, Percent White, PewPewPoverty, Poverty Level, Predicting, public health, racial disparities, risk factors, socioeconomic factors, statistical analysis, U.S. States, Unintentional Firearm Mortality

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting shot is arrows from skeletons! we got disparities seen in unintentional creeper explosions across our virtual states! three factors emerged as significant in predicting unintentional block destruction by state: percent of players wearing diamond armor, below the poverty level of diamonds, and owning pickaxes!

we got crazy stories like one time a player accidentally set off a TNT trap in their own base and blew up their entire house! but don’t worry, we have grief protection so you can build in peace without worrying about accidental explosions (unless you want to, we won’t judge).

so come join us for a wild ride of mining, building, and unintentional chaos on our minecraft server! you won’t regret it (unless you blow up your own base, then you might regret it a little).

Shack

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Farming, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6599
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	360
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magic Items Found:	3646
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

We are krotting. and we want you to krot with us. will you krot with us? kortterdikrotterdikrot. kortterdikrotterdikrot. kortterdikrotterdikrot.

play.krotje.com

CraftyBallGame Minecraft Server

athletes, ball game, baseball, Competition, CraftyBallGame, Entertainment, esports, Gaming, hololive, Japan, Japanese culture, live events, Minecraft, Music, News, online streaming, Performance, Server, sports, Stadium, Updates, virtual idols, virtual reality

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20
Zombie Dances:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have wings and are ready to take you on a magical journey through the skies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers. These guys know how to boogie down like you’ve never seen before. Join them for a dance party you’ll never forget.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rare breed of diamond chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken at your disposal?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs!

OnePieceHunterMC SMP

activated, black beard, buried, hostages, japanese, laughed, location, metal gear, Naruto, nuclear bomb, nukes, one piece, OnePieceHunterMC, Poneglyphs, Roger, sea level, secret island, Series End, smp, Thousands of Years, Underwater, World Government

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9559
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Farms Harvested:	360	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

🤣 Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our SMP where the one piece is actually a hidden nuclear bomb on a secret underwater island! Legend has it that the sea level has risen multiple times, making it nearly impossible to find the island without precise coordinates. But wait, there’s more – the bomb was meant to detonate on impact, but it never did! That’s why the legendary pirate Roger laughed when he discovered it.

Now, the world government is in a panic because the bomb can still be activated. And guess who’s on the hunt for it? Blackbeard, of course! He’s already captured hostages to find the poneglyphs leading to the island. Once he gets his hands on the one piece, he plans to hold the entire world hostage!

But don’t worry, this story has a twist – the series will end with the destruction of the one piece. Why? Because government bad, and because the Japanese love to include big bomb plots in their stories (just look at Naruto and Metal Gear!).

So, if you’re ready for a crazy adventure filled with danger, intrigue, and explosive surprises, join our Minecraft SMP now! Who knows, you might just be the one to save the world from destruction (or cause it, we won’t judge)! 🤪🧨🏴‍☠️ #MinecraftMadness

CreeperParentz

college graduate, communication breakdown, CreeperParentz, estranged relationships, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Financial Stability, financial support, forgiveness, liberal arts degree, long-term consequences, making son homeless, parental advice, parental duty, supporting decisions, theater major, throwaway account, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6169
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Emeralds Found:	2046	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8000	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like this crazy family drama, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next, just like this parent who never expected their son to come crawling back for money. Will you make the right decisions and avoid falling out with your loved ones like this parent did? Only time will tell on our server!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the suspense, and the unexpected just like in this wild family story. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Mundakkai Mayhem Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Disaster, disaster management, emergency response, Fatalities, Flooding, heavy rains, humanitarian crisis, Kerala, Kerala floods, landslide victims, landslides, MAYHEM, Minecraft, monsoon, Mundakkai, natural disaster, relief efforts, rescue operations, search and rescue, Server, South India, Tragedy

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4155
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

lol come join our server where we have more landslides than Kerala! 152 dead? pfft, we have 153 dead from people falling off our pixelated mountains! search and rescue ops? nah, we just let the creepers blow everything up and start fresh. Mundakkai who? more like Mundak-cry when you see our epic disasters! join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction!