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Blocky Battle Royale: Ukrainian Uprising

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6407	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

so, liek, imagine u in minecraft, right? u buildin ur lil house, minin ur diamonds, chillin with ur pet pig, when SUDDENLY u get SURROUNDED by creepers and zombies and u like “oh noes, i ded” BUT THEN u remember u on THIS server, where u get to be a UKRAINIAN BATTALION and OVERRULE ur commander to FIGHT UR WAY TO SAFETY!

u and ur squad of blocky soldiers takin on all the mobs, showin them who’s boss with ur epic battle skills and teamwork. u can even build ur own lil base and strategize how to take down the enemy like a true minecraft warrior.

so, if u wanna experience the thrill of a daring escape and the satisfaction of victory in the face of danger, then come join us on this server and be a part of the most epic minecraft battle story ever told! u won’t regret it, trust us.

SpainCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7433
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old minigames and survival mode? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a group of psychic rabbits that have correctly predicted every England match so far! That’s right, forget about fortune tellers and tarot cards, these rabbits are the real deal. Join our server and witness the magic for yourself as these furry little creatures predict the outcome of your next mining expedition or PvP battle. Who needs a crystal ball when you have psychic rabbits on your side? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Minecraft server: /CraftyGig/ – The Ultimate Blocky Adventure

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated wonders.

Join us and embark on epic quests, build towering castles, or just chill and fish by the virtual lake. Need a hand? We’ve got you covered with friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand (or a pickaxe).

Our latest update, “Summertide Scales and Tales,” will have you battling dragons and uncovering hidden treasures in no time. And don’t miss out on the Emilie Web Event “Fragrant Fantasy,” where you can win exclusive in-game rewards until July 15.

With characters like Sigewinne, Furina, and Gaming at your disposal, the possibilities are endless. And let’s not forget about the Silvershower Heartstrings Bow and Splendor of Tranquil Waters Sword – perfect for taking down mobs with style.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the madness begin! Just be sure to redeem those codes for extra goodies along the way. See you in the virtual world!

TrailerTrash Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2683
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	New Chunks Explored:	316040
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old trailers? Well, look no further because our server doesn’t even have trailers! That’s right, we’re so cutting edge that we skip the trailers and jump straight into the action.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with mystery and mayhem. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. Will you be brave enough to join them?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Will you challenge him for his throne, or will you join forces with him to conquer the server together?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us! Just remember, no trailers allowed.

Blocky Love Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9692
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of wandering through Minecraft servers and not seeing any diversity? Look no further! Our server is like a melting pot of players from all over, just like the areas from NY to VA. You’ll see more interracial couples in our pixelated world than you will in real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with love, laughter, and maybe even a little drama as you navigate through our diverse community. Who knows, you might even find your pixelated soulmate!

DommyMommy Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	1634	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all Minecraft enthusiasts!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. Want to build a giant statue of a “dommy mommy” character like Akeno or Rias? Go for it! Our server is all about embracing your inner weirdness and letting your creativity run wild.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and mysterious creatures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the ultimate prize? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

Waifu-free Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ores Mined:	1488
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4408	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20

Are you tired of waifufaggotry ruining your gaming experience? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise to keep all waifus at bay and provide a safe space for true gamers. Join us and help us stomp out this cancer once and for all! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing dragon who only listens to those who denounce waifus. So if you’re ready to prove your gaming prowess and take on the ultimate challenge, join us now!

StingCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8436
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Farms Harvested:	481	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Potions Brewed:	154	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some common sense. Ever wondered what would happen if you pushed a hornet down your piss hole with a chopstick? Well, on our server, you can find out!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Minecraft world in ways you never thought possible. Build a castle out of giant rubber ducks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or create a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere.

But be warned, things can get a little wild on our server. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies with frosting cannons. Another time, a group of players tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Justin Bieber songs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as pushing a hornet down your piss hole with a chopstick, then come join us! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY Minecraft server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Items Found:	2947
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2

The owner of the server “ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

klir.vanillaboxmc.ru

CheckpointCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2935
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Welcome to the Minecraft server where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken, am I right? And don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who gives out free enchanted armor to all new players. It’s like Christmas morning every day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground labyrinth filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will lead you straight to the loot. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool? Just make sure to bring some fire resistance potions!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wonderful Minecraft server and let your inner block builder run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this pixelated wonderland!

CraftyRaceBait Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	9155	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	65	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately you’re greeted by a talking llama who offers you a quest to find the rarest diamond in all of Minecraft. But watch out, because along the way you’ll encounter a group of mischievous chickens who are hellbent on stealing your loot.

And that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Troll King, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a magical sword that shoots rainbows. Can you out dance the Troll King and claim your prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days. Trust us, you won’t regret it!