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KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

Alliance, Battalion, cooperation, Edition, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global affairs, intel sources, international relations, International security, KremlinCraft, Manpower Shortages, Military, military alliances, military cooperation, military strategy, North Korea, political news, Recruitment, russia, SECURITY, soldiers

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7361
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

DonetskCraft: HIMARS vs Russian Convoy

Attack, Battalion, Conflict, convoy, Destruction, Donetsk region, DonetskCraft, drone, eastern europe, HIMARS, Hits, Military, Missile, Precision, Russian, strike, Target, uav, Ukraine, War, WARFARE

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4975
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether? Well, let me tell you about this epic server where we got a whole squad of UAVs dropping mad beats on Russian convoys in the Donetsk region. We even got a HIMARS launcher ready to blast those creepers into oblivion!

Join us and be part of the most insane battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We got explosions, we got chaos, we got everything you need for a wild gaming experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those Russian convoys who’s boss in the world of blocks! Let’s goooooo! 🚀🔥🎮

Blocky Borscht Battalion: No Air Defense Needed in Ukraine

Air, air defense, Battalion, blocky, Borscht, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, defense budget, defense strategy, defense system, eastern europe, frontlines, Geopolitical, international relations, Invasion, Military, military capabilities, military technology, nato, Needed, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Animals Bred:	81	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a battlefield where anything can happen! Join us and witness epic battles between players fighting over virtual diamonds, build crazy structures that defy the laws of physics, and embark on quests to find the mythical “Golden Creeper” rumored to grant wishes to those who can defeat it!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the pigs or fight against them in an epic showdown that will go down in Minecraft history?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you on the frontlines of Minecraft madness!

QueenCraft: Where Females Rule and Blocks Drool

#youtube, blocks, daily basis, Drool, empowerment, female empowerment, female worship, Females, healing, inspiration, meditation, mental health, motivation, Music, positive affirmations, QueenCraft, Relaxation, rule, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self-care, spirituality, Thread, Video

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2884
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join now for a wild ride filled with creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, and skeletons singing karaoke!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Disco Dungeon where the Ender Dragon throws the sickest parties in town!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even find yourself jamming out to the latest Minecraft parody songs like it’s your new favorite playlist!

AnimeCraft: Where Creeper Meets Kawaii!

animation, Anime, AnimeCraft, Characters, comparison, Competition, creativity, creeper, Entertainment, Expectations, Fans, Industry, Kawaii, mao mao, meets, Popularity, question.., series, Show, Storyline, television, Top, trend, year

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Mao Mao’s show? Look no further, because our server is where all the cool kids hang out!

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots out rainbows! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, looking for new players to challenge to a dance-off.

So why hasn’t there been an anime this year that has topped Mao Mao’s show? Because all the animators are too busy playing on our server and getting distracted by all the epic quests and secret treasure chests!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Blocky Boobies Server

Alluring, attractive, blocky, boobies, bosom, breast, Bust, cleavage, desire, Erotic, FANTASY, Lust, mammaries, Nipple, Provocative, Rate her tit, seduction, Sensual, Server, Sexy, temptation, Would you suck it

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	130
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server where the only rule is: “Would you suck it?” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane reasons!

– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”

MineCrafty Wagie Escape: No More 9-5 Grind!

burnout prevention, career development, coping strategies, employee wellness, Escape, grind, job satisfaction, job stress, less than 24hrs, mental health, minecrafty, next wagie session, productivity, self-care, Stress Management, time constraints, Time management, wagie, work challenges, work culture, work ethic, work-life balance, work-life harmony, work-life integration

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7790
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

🤣 Yo, listen up! Are you tired of the daily grind in your country? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual paradise!

Imagine this: less than 24 hours until the next wagie session, but instead of stressing out, you can log onto our server and build a fortress to protect yourself from the evil mobs. And get this, our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to blow up your creations!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can trade diamonds for pizza, ride on flying pigs, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Plus, our community is so friendly that you’ll never feel lonely again.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the daily grind and join our Minecraft server today! Trust me, your country’s wagie sessions will seem like a distant memory once you enter our virtual world. 🎮💥🍕

Space Babes and Blocks

Babes, blocks, character design, Diversity, empowerment, Female Characters, Female Protagonists, futuristic, game development, games, Gaming Community, Girl Power, inclusion, need more, representation, Sci Fi, seriously, Space, space babes, space exploration, Strong Women, video games

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5010
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Chimeras Created:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Welcome to our intergalactic Minecraft server where we are on a mission to recruit more space babes to join our crew! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a group of our players stumbled upon a rare diamond-encrusted asteroid that led them to a secret alien disco party where they danced the night away with extraterrestrial beings. And that’s just a taste of the adventures that await you on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a unicorn sanctuary where you can ride magical unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and guarded by a fierce dragon who loves to play hide and seek.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community of space babes and adventurers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AlienCraft: Where Endermen Leak Gossip!

alg, ALIEN LEAKS GENERAL, AlienCraft, aliens, blue beans, blue skinned, drier than OPs moms pussy, endermen, gossip, Government, Grusch, Grusch 2.0, gutter, JASON SANDS, last 5 months, LEAK.., movement, NEW whistleblower, Pray, SCIF, Treaties, UAP bills, UAPTF, WE ARE SO BACK BROSQRD

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5475
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Love Letters Sent:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Animals Bred:	56
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

WE ARE SO BACK BROSQRD:

Last 5 months have been drier than OPs moms pussy

Grusch is essentially kill and hasn’t dropped anything despite saying he would

Movement in the gutter, UAP bills gutted

Blue beans in full effect

Suddenly there he was

NEW whistleblower JASON SANDS

Worked under UAPTF, still actively working in the government. Won’t talk about certain stuff besides SCIF

Says aliens are blue skinned, treaties have been made I really hope Grusch 2.0 does better cause holy fuck. Please pray we have something bros

Reasons to join our Minecraft server: – Explore a world drier than OPs moms pussy – Witness the mystery of Grusch and his lack of drops – Get involved in the gutter movement and see UAP bills gutted – Experience the full effect of blue beans – Meet the strange whistleblower JASON SANDS and uncover government secrets – Discover blue-skinned aliens and intergalactic treaties

Come join us for a wild and unpredictable adventure!

Blocky Boats & Battles – Azur Lane Adventure!

A Cookie for Mew, account binding, Adventure, alg, asmr, Augment Guide, Augment Module, Azur, Azur Lane General, Battles, blocky, Blueprints, boats, Casual, Chapayev, cheerleader, CN Tierlist, comet, Cruise Mission, date, Discord, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, formidable μ, Guild Spreadsheet, heart-linking harmony, Inazuma maid skin, kongou μ, Lane, le temeraire μ, Lore, Maid, Noshiro μ, ongoing event, PR Research Data, prinz eugen μ, pvp guide, Resources, Rodney META, San Jacinto, schoolgirl, Secrets for Unzen, Sharing Sweet Slumbers, shinano-chan, Ship Tier List, skins, Spider Lily’s Redolence, sports, Story summary, Surfing, swimsuit, Ting An, Upcoming Event, Vampire META, Wiki

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5607
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Welcome to our lolzy Minecraft server where the only currency is cookies for Mew! Join now and embark on a vampire META cruise mission with Inazuma maid skins. But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the Rodney META and indulge in the Spider Lily’s Redolence event. Plus, we have Chapayev ASMR for your listening pleasure!

Upcoming events include Sharing Sweet Slumbers with Shinano-chan and secrets for Unzen, Ting An, and San Jacinto. And don’t miss out on the Heart-Linking Harmony event featuring Formidable μ, Prinz Eugen μ, Noshiro μ, Kongou μ, Le Temeraire μ, and Boise μ with some outrageous skins!

Don’t forget to bind your account to avoid losing it when the game updates. And remember, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord, so don’t even ask!

Check out our FAQ before bombarding us with questions. And for all your resource needs, we’ve got you covered with ship tier lists, equipment guides, fleet builders, PvP guides, and more!

Join our lolzy Minecraft server now for a wild ride filled with cookies for Mew, vampire cruises, and Chapayev ASMR madness! Don’t miss out on the fun!

Blocky LOL Land

ableism, acceptance, advocacy, blocky, Boundaries, Communication, consent, education, empowerment, Identity, Intimacy, judgment, Land, lol, love, misconceptions, neurodivergent, neurodiversity, relationships, Sexuality, Stereotypes, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magic Items Found:	2585	Dragon Eggs Found:	4233
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Welcome to our Neurodivergent Minecraft server, where things may get a little crazy but in the best way possible!

Join us if you want to experience a world where zombies break out into dance parties, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and endermen have a fashion show every Saturday.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is known to take breaks to sip on some potion of invisibility and play hide-and-seek with players.

And did we mention that our diamond ores are actually made of chocolate? Yes, you read that right – mine them and get a sweet surprise!

So come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where being Neurodivergent means you’re in for a wild ride of laughter, surprises, and pure ridiculousness.

CartoonCraft: Where One Piece is Just a Cartoon!

animation, Anime, cartoon, CartoonCraft, Chopper, comedy, Fags, franky, japanese, looney tunes, Manga, monkey d luffy, Nami, Nico Robin, one piece, Parody, Piece, sanji, satire, Straw Hat Pirates, Usopp, Wan Piss, zoro

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2154
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we tell!

Are you tired of boring, serious servers where everything is taken too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos like it’s a Looney Tunes episode!

Join us for a crazy adventure filled with ridiculous builds, outrageous events, and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry.

Don’t be a Wan Piss fag, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a Minecraft version of a Looney Tunes episode!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get looney together!

ZombieWakeUpCraft: Where even the undead know not to disturb your sleep!

1425 e broad st apt 22, apartment living, black people, Community, coon toons, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful neighbors, disruptive behavior, Disturb, disturbance, Diversity, intolerance, late night noise, loud music, neighbors, noise complaints, prejudice, racial discrimination, Sleep, Stereotypes, Undead, urban living, waking up, ZombieWakeUpCraft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7044
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Falling into the Void:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the residents of 1425 e broad st apt 22 are full of black people who wake you up with loud coon toons!

Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through a world filled with crazy characters who will keep you on your toes. From zombie dance parties to creeper karaoke nights, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary diamond-eating Ender Dragon and the mischievous pig riding skeletons. Will you be brave enough to take on these challenges and emerge victorious?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (just watch out for those pesky creeper hugs!)