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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 555 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 22 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 161 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Towns Built: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
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