| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 556 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 7771 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
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| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 8807 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 6388 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it, that chicken statue brought good luck to all who gazed upon it, granting them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.
So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only thing getting “blacked” is the obsidian we mine for our epic Nether portals. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 1390 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 632 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 86 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5845 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 |
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of family gatherings and broken promises. Who needs compensation for a shattered fish tank when you can build your own virtual aquarium in Minecraft?
Forget about angry aunts and uncles, here you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. And don’t worry, no one will accuse you of trying to rip them off or manipulate them – unless it’s all in good fun in-game!
So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and maybe even invite your aunt to your virtual wedding – who knows, she might just show up!
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 4319 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
Join our server if you want to experience a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From giant flying pigs to talking trees, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Join us and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most fucked up Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 6238 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 |
| Crops Grown: | 4537 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 3251 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Votes: | 742 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
first of all, we have a secret underground base where all the players can hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. there’s disco balls, lava pits, and even a pet zombie named fred. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds. it’s like a dream come true, except you have to watch out for the poop, cuz it’s kinda smelly.
and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees talk and the flowers sing. it’s like a disney movie on steroids.
so, if you’re ready to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the madness, cuz once you’re in, there’s no turning back. oh, and don’t forget to say hi to fred for me.
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 1651 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 177 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 33 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 5014 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
We’ve got crazy builds, hilarious mods, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of gaming and Jesus together. Let’s make this Christmas a real block party!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 5104 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 36 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 24 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
Join us on this epic journey to build, explore, and conquer all in the name of tourism! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two while you’re at it. Plus, rumor has it that the temple is actually a secret entrance to a magical realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and help us reach our goal of becoming the ultimate tourist destination in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Unicorns and rainbows not guaranteed, but we can dream, right?)
