| About Us | The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. |
| Hardware & Setup | Server Specs:Platform: Fabric 1.21Location: San Jose, California, United StatesCPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600XRAM: 10GB (32 Total) |
| Mods & Tweaks | Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, StructorySimple Voice Chat – In-game Voice ChatServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed |
| Application Process | Join Discord Server, Read server guide + rules, Submit application, Short interview, Application decision and whitelist |
To join the server, you will need to follow the application process outlined on our website. This includes joining our Discord server, reading the server guide and rules, submitting an application, going through a short interview, and awaiting the application decision.
The server runs on Fabric 1.21 and is located in San Jose, California, United States. It is powered by an AMD Ryzen 5 7600X CPU and has 10GB of RAM (32 Total).
Yes, the server runs various server-sided optimization and quality of life mods to enhance the player experience. Players can also opt for a custom client modpack for additional features and performance improvements.
The economy on the Club SMP is driven by player-ran shops, allowing players to engage in business and trade to accumulate wealth. This player-driven system adds an interactive element to the server’s economy.
Yes, players can access an online web map for the Club SMP Minecraft server. This map provides a visual representation of the server’s world and helps players navigate and plan their projects more effectively.
Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of craziness. And don’t worry, we promise not to let the conquistadors take over the server…or do we? Muahahaha! So come on, senooooor, join us and see what madness awaits in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!
Join us for a year and a half of non-stop drama and resentment as you try to navigate the delicate balance of supporting a grown adult who refuses to lift a finger. Watch as your relationship with your SO is put to the ultimate test, all while questioning if you’re just being grumpy and irritable or if your feelings are actually valid.
But wait, there’s more! Enjoy the thrill of constantly being labeled as the asshole, even by your own family members, for simply wanting some peace and quiet in your own home. And don’t forget about the joy of supplying everything for their upkeep while they contribute absolutely nothing.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the ultimate test of patience and sanity!
Imagine a world where your boyfriend is off at military boot camp, leaving you to fend off a girl named Pam who just can’t seem to get enough of him. She’s posting sobbing videos, causing chaos, and you’re caught in the middle of it all. Will you set boundaries and stand your ground, or will you let the drama take over?
Join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate soap opera in Minecraft form. Will Pam and Dan’s friendship survive? Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of teenage drama? Find out on our server, where every block you break could lead to a new scandal!
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane story – join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama!
Version > 1.9-1.21
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, TNT-Run (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No byte for donation
2. No lags
3. Friendly admins
4. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR)
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Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountain (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)
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Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Things for X lvl
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
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⭐ IP: play.zrich.ru
❤️ Website: MineRich.ru
⭐ Discord: https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR
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But that’s not all! We also have a Singularity Repair Support Campaign where you can earn special rewards by completing quests and challenges. And don’t forget about our Advanced Quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits.
Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that we have a Coin Calculator that will help you become the richest player on the server! Or our Damage Calculator that will make sure you’re always one step ahead in battle.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are on a mission to rid the gaming world of all things inappropriate. Legend has it that if you join our SMP, you will be granted the power to summon a llama army to protect you from any unwanted advances.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most epic battle against pixelated porn that the gaming world has ever seen!
Just like my grandma’s ever-changing moods, our server offers unexpected twists and turns at every corner. From disowning family members to unexpected inheritances, you never know what to expect next.
With a community as diverse as my family tree, you’ll meet players from all walks of life. Whether you’re a college student turned caregiver or a rebellious sister on the run, there’s a place for everyone on our server.
And just like the $100,000 windfall I received, you’ll find hidden treasures and surprises waiting for you in every pixelated block. So come join us and experience the drama, the laughter, and the unexpected on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?
