Join us for epic adventures like trying to tame the wild poop monsters that roam the land, or participating in our annual Poop Olympics where players compete in events like Poop Hurdles and Poop Tossing. Trust us, it’s a real blast.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Poop Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in the game. Just be careful not to get too close to it, or you might get a whiff of its deadly stench.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your shovel and a strong stomach.
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through dungeons filled with chickens riding pigs and villagers trading emeralds for enchanted toilet paper.
Whether you’re building a castle fit for a king or trying to tame a wild llama named Larry, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to mine for gold and jokes in equal measure!
We understand the importance of sharing vital resources, just like offering the bathroom before it’s locked for a long time. Our server promotes good manners and consideration for others, just like how our mom’s poop smells A LOT, so she offers everyone to pee/brush their teeth before she stinks the place up.
Join us for a unique gaming experience where bathroom monopolization is a thing of the past. Don’t be stuck with an emergency, join our server and never worry about bathroom etiquette again!
Join us for a virtual escape from your husband who thinks having more kids will solve all your problems. On our server, you can build a fortress to keep out all the unwanted baby talk and focus on mining for diamonds instead.
Don’t let your husband guilt-trip you into taking out your birth control – join our server and let your virtual adventures be the only thing popping out unexpectedly!
Escape the chaos of your real life and dive into a world where the only crying you’ll hear is from creepers blowing up your creations. Say goodbye to being a stay-at-home mom and hello to being a block-building badass on our server!
So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to forget about your husband’s baby fever and focus on building the ultimate virtual empire. Plus, we promise there won’t be any toddlers throwing things in toilets – just the occasional zombie trying to break down your door.
Our server is so intense, even the flight attendants will be offering you special treatment and bags to clean up any messes. And forget about waiting 25 minutes for the head of claims, our admins are always ready to rectify any less-than-delightful experiences with empathy and compensation in the form of in-game rewards.
So come join us and leave your worries behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be complaining about is how much fun you’re having! Trust us, it’s better than being peed on by an emotional support dog on a plane.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a wild player parks their car right in front of your door, blocking your entrance. Will you confront them? Will you retaliate by parking your own car in front of their house? The possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Urinal Wars mini-game, where players compete to see who can choose the urinal right next to someone else the most times without getting punched in the face. It’s a game of skill, strategy, and bladder control.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of parking wars and urinal battles like never before! Who needs rules when you have chaos?
Join us if you’ve ever wanted to witness a woman shamelessly using the toilet right in front of you…and actually found it hot! Our players are always coming up with wild and wacky stories to share, from toilet shenanigans to epic battles with giant chickens.
So come on over and join the madness! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in this wild and wacky world!
| Server Name | Master Realm |
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| Server Type | Anarchy |
| Features | Elitemobs, Slimefun, Vanilla++ Style |
| Cross-Platform | Java and Bedrock players welcome |
| Rules | NO XRAY, NO HACKS |
| Server IP | 194.153.216.145:25573 |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/GqdNzxg77W |
A: Master Realm is an Anarchy server.
A: Yes, the server features Elitemobs, Slimefun, and a Vanilla++ style of gameplay.
A: Yes, the server is cross-platform, so both Java and Bedrock players are welcome.
A: The rules include NO XRAY and NO HACKS. Players are encouraged to play fair and enjoy the challenge.
A: You can join by using the server IP: 194.153.216.145:25573 or by joining the Discord server at https://discord.gg/GqdNzxg77W
Why go outside and have fun with people when you can stay inside and have a blast with us?
No need to worry about the changing seasons, we’ve got you covered with endless adventures and excitement in the virtual world.
Say goodbye to the sun rising early and melting snow, and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination.
Join us now and let’s make some epic memories together!
| Server Name | Boring SMP Season 2 |
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| Server Address | boringsmp.1e99.eu |
| Discord | Join Discord |
A: Simply use the server address boringsmp.1e99.eu to connect.
A: The economy is powered by diamonds, used as the main currency on the server.
A: You can claim land using claim anchors provided on the server.
A: Yes, the server utilizes Terralith world generation for a unique gameplay experience.
A: Yes, the server has Proximity Chat enabled for communication with nearby players.
Build your own spaceship out of blocks and explore the vast unknown of meldtrandi space!
Fight off alien mobs with your trusty diamond sword and show them who’s boss!
Collect rare resources like space diamonds and alien slime to upgrade your gear and become the ultimate space warrior!
Don’t worry about oxygen, gravity, or any of that boring real-life stuff – this is Minecraft, baby!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest journey through space you’ll ever experience!
But wait, there’s more! The PvP arena is actually a giant inflatable bounce house filled with llamas wearing party hats. And the best part is, if you win a PvP match, you get a magical unicorn horn that shoots out rainbow lasers. It’s like PewDiePie meets My Little Pony, but in Minecraft!
And don’t even get me started on the shopping district. It’s literally a giant mall where you can buy everything from enchanted diamond swords to pet dragons. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. I heard even the Ender Dragon likes to breakdance there.
So come join us on this epic Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant spiders with nothing but a carrot in your hand.
We’ve got more mods than a grandma’s knitting circle, making this server more lit than a creeper in a fireworks factory.
And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that will have you questioning your own sanity.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer this pixelated world together!
Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where your intrusive thoughts come to life! That’s right, all those crazy ideas you’ve had floating around in your head can now be brought to fruition in the virtual world of Minecraft. Want to build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? Go for it! Feel like creating a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn? The possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Panic Room Challenge.” Test your survival skills by locking yourself in a room filled with mobs and see how long you can last. It’s like a real-life escape room, but with creepers and skeletons trying to take you down!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest thoughts run wild in the world of Minecraft. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!
we need all the help we can get to defeat the dragon and save our beloved hostages. but be warned, the dragon has a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots explosive eggs!
if you’re brave enough to join us on this daring rescue mission, we promise you endless fun, crazy adventures, and maybe even a chance to ride a flying pig! so what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in the most ridiculous minecraft server ever!