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  • ShowerFirstOrBust

    ShowerFirstOrBust
    Looking for a Minecraft server where bathroom etiquette is a top priority? Look no further! Join our server where we offer virtual bathrooms for all your emergency needs. No more waiting 45 minutes for someone to finish their business, because on our server, everyone gets a turn!

    We understand the importance of sharing vital resources, just like offering the bathroom before it’s locked for a long time. Our server promotes good manners and consideration for others, just like how our mom’s poop smells A LOT, so she offers everyone to pee/brush their teeth before she stinks the place up.

    Join us for a unique gaming experience where bathroom monopolization is a thing of the past. Don’t be stuck with an emergency, join our server and never worry about bathroom etiquette again!

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  • DadDutyFree Minecraft Server

    DadDutyFree Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only kids you’ll have to deal with are the pixelated ones running around in-game!

    Join us for a virtual escape from your husband who thinks having more kids will solve all your problems. On our server, you can build a fortress to keep out all the unwanted baby talk and focus on mining for diamonds instead.

    Don’t let your husband guilt-trip you into taking out your birth control – join our server and let your virtual adventures be the only thing popping out unexpectedly!

    Escape the chaos of your real life and dive into a world where the only crying you’ll hear is from creepers blowing up your creations. Say goodbye to being a stay-at-home mom and hello to being a block-building badass on our server!

    So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to forget about your husband’s baby fever and focus on building the ultimate virtual empire. Plus, we promise there won’t be any toddlers throwing things in toilets – just the occasional zombie trying to break down your door.

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  • PissedOnMC Server – Expecting Sympathy? 🐶✈️🎮

    PissedOnMC Server – Expecting Sympathy? 🐶✈️🎮
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting peed on is your enemies in PvP battles! Join us for a wild ride filled with emotional support dogs running amok, but don’t worry, they won’t be peeing on you here (unless you’re into that kind of thing, no judgment).

    Our server is so intense, even the flight attendants will be offering you special treatment and bags to clean up any messes. And forget about waiting 25 minutes for the head of claims, our admins are always ready to rectify any less-than-delightful experiences with empathy and compensation in the form of in-game rewards.

    So come join us and leave your worries behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be complaining about is how much fun you’re having! Trust us, it’s better than being peed on by an emotional support dog on a plane.

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  • UrinalNeighborParking

    UrinalNeighborParking
    Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where parking your car in front of someone else’s house is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! We embrace the chaos and the drama of blocking driveways and causing mayhem in the neighborhood.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a wild player parks their car right in front of your door, blocking your entrance. Will you confront them? Will you retaliate by parking your own car in front of their house? The possibilities are endless!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Urinal Wars mini-game, where players compete to see who can choose the urinal right next to someone else the most times without getting punched in the face. It’s a game of skill, strategy, and bladder control.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of parking wars and urinal battles like never before! Who needs rules when you have chaos?

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  • RollCraft: The Ultimate TP Challenge

    RollCraft: The Ultimate TP Challenge
    come join our epic minecraft server where the toilet paper rolls are as big as a freakin’ Ender Dragon! imagine wiping your blocky butt with a roll so massive, you’ll never run out while mining for diamonds! our toilet paper holders are made of enchanted obsidian, so they can hold any size roll without breaking a sweat. join now for the most epic bathroom breaks of your life!

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  • Toilet Star Server

    Toilet Star Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can feel like a star EVERY TIME you make poopy in the toilet. we have magical unicorns that poop out diamonds and rainbows, and if you find one, you get a lifetime supply of tacos. our admins are actually wizards in disguise and can grant you three wishes if you sacrifice a stack of dirt. also, our pigs can fly and drop golden apples when you ride them. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • DrugTestCraft

    DrugTestCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as catching your husband doing cocaine three times? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and suspense just like this story.

    Imagine building your dream castle while keeping an eye on your sneaky husband who denies everything, just like our players deny stealing each other’s diamonds. Will he pass the home drug test or will he rage quit like he did when asked to take one? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    With more drama than a soap opera, this server will keep you on your toes and questioning reality, just like this poor wife who can’t catch a break. So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft mixed with the chaos of real life.

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  • ExWifeInMyHouse Minecraft Server

    ExWifeInMyHouse Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is served hotter than a freshly baked cake? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time my ex-wife barged into my dinner party with her kids in tow.

    Imagine the chaos as she interrupted our meal, only to be stopped for a chat by some of my friends! And don’t even get me started on the scandalous discussions that followed after she left. It was a showdown of epic proportions, with accusations flying left and right.

    But hey, if you’re into that kind of drama and chaos, then this is the Minecraft server for you! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous moments that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about online gaming. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

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  • ToiletTraining101

    ToiletTraining101
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any un-flushed business in the toilets! Unlike my cousin’s house, where her young boys are apparently too busy building dirt houses in Minecraft to learn basic bathroom etiquette, our server is a haven of cleanliness and courtesy.

    Join us for epic adventures, where you won’t have to worry about stepping into a stinky surprise left behind by careless players. Our community is filled with responsible gamers who know how to hit that flush button like a pro.

    Don’t let your gaming experience be tainted by unsightly messes and unpleasant odors. Come join us and experience a world where even the creepers have better bathroom manners than my cousin’s kids. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • CakeCraftGalore

    CakeCraftGalore
    join our epic minecraft server where u can explore a world filled with urinal cakes! yes, u heard that right. urinal cakes everywhere. u can build ur own urinal cake kingdom and rule over all the other players. but beware, the urinal cakes have a mind of their own and will attack u if u get too close. it’s a urinal cake apocalypse out there, and only the bravest players will survive. so come on, join us and see if u have what it takes to conquer the urinal cake world. it’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure!

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