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PeePee Palace

baby, bathroom, Behavior, bodily functions, Communication, Cultural differences, diaper, Etiquette, going to the bathroom, hygiene, Language, outside, Palace, Peeing, peepee, Privilege, relieve yourself, social constructs, societal norms, specialized room, Taboos, wetting

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2405
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we pee outside like true warriors! forget about boring bathrooms, we embrace the call of nature in all its glory. build your own pee shrine and show off your mad skills to the world. join us now for a pee-tastic adventure like no other!

Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

bathroom, blocky, bodily functions, Calls, discomfort, emergency, go, INCONVENIENCE, Issue, Minecraft, Nature, Need, POL, Problem, problem with nature, Problems, Relief, restroom, Server, Situation, TOILET, UNCOMFORTABLE, Urgency, Urgent

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	375
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Emeralds Found:	1626
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Ores Mined:	2174
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

VacayVillaCraft

31 years old, Accommodation, Airbnb, arrangement, bathroom, compromise, Costs, Friends, group trip, guilt trip, Hotel, long term, MONEY, Plans, SEPARATE, sharing, TEAM, Thanksgiving, travel, Upset, vacation, VacayVillaCraft

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	560
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2220	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Magic Items Found:	3654
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ores Mined:	2011
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of sharing a bathroom with 4 people on your vacation? Do you want to avoid the awkwardness of accidentally walking in on someone while they’re doing their business? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft server offers you the luxury of having your own virtual bathroom all to yourself!

Join our server and experience the ultimate in accommodation comfort, where you can build your own mansion with as many bathrooms as you desire. No need to worry about increasing Airbnb costs or sharing a bathroom with strangers – on our server, the only thing you’ll be sharing is the laughter and fun with our friendly community of players.

So say goodbye to awkward bathroom encounters and hello to a stress-free vacation on our Minecraft server. Join now and start building your dream bathroom today!

MerchInLooCraft

bathroom, CAR, Checkout, diarrhea, DISRESPECTFUL, Employee, greeter, IBS, Logic, Meijers, MerchInLooCraft, paid merchandise, plastic bags, Receipt, Retirement, SECURITY, self checkout, senile

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ores Mined:	2019
Enchantments Applied:	241	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Emeralds Found:	4962
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where even the most unpredictable moments can happen!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time our player had a run-in with a senile Meijer employee who thought they were stealing groceries. Imagine the hilarity of trying to explain that you paid for your items while desperately needing to use the bathroom!

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, from epic battles to outrageous encounters with confused employees, then come join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you next?

Piss Off Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5656
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally spawned a herd of exploding sheep that rained down TNT from the sky. It was chaos, but oh boy was it hilarious!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Piss Tower, a towering structure made entirely out of golden blocks. Legend has it that anyone who reaches the top will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the Piss Tower and claim your wishes?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about our annual Pig Racing Championship. Players saddle up on their trusty pigs and race through obstacle courses, dodging obstacles and power-ups along the way. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (not really, but wouldn’t that be amazing?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just watch out for those exploding sheep!

TowelSwapCraft

bathroom, bathroom accessories, bathroom essentials, bathroom habits, cleanliness, household chores, hygiene, personal care, towel, towel care, towel changing, towel drying, towel frequency, towel lifespan, towel maintenance, towel replacement, towel tips, towel usage, towel washing, TowelSwapCraft

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as stale as your towel after a month of use? Well, look no further because our server is like changing your towel every day – fresh, exciting, and always ready for action!

Join our server and experience a world where towels are banned and players must fend off evil mobs with nothing but their bare hands and quick wit. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a giant towel monster looking for its next victim!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of towel-fu, using their towels as weapons to defeat their enemies in epic battles. Will you join them, or will you be left drying off with a measly washcloth?

So come on down to our server and see why changing your towel in the bathroom is so last season. Join us for a wild ride of adventure, danger, and maybe even a few clean towels along the way.

SpongeBob’s Laundry Day

Bacteria, bathroom, bedding, cleaning, curtains, Day, Dirt, dishcloths, germs, household chores, household item, hygiene, kitchen, Laundry, maintenance, mattress, overlooked items, pillows, SpongeBobs, Sponges, towels, Washing

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	3209	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Have you ever thought about washing your toaster? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take cleanliness to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of scrubbing pixelated appliances while dodging creepers and zombies. Trust us, your virtual kitchen will thank you for it! So come on, join us and let’s clean up this blocky world together!

The Poopocalypse: Minecraft SMP

bathroom, challenge, cleaning, Cleanup, DIRTY, Disaster, feces, Foul, gross, hygiene, Mess, Minecraft, odor, OVERWHELMING, Poop, Poopocalypse, sanitation, Sewage, smp, stench, unhygienic, Unpleasant, Waste

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4263
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never question how much poop is scattered throughout the server. Seriously, it’s everywhere. But hey, at least it adds a nice, rustic touch to the landscape, right?

Join us for epic adventures like trying to tame the wild poop monsters that roam the land, or participating in our annual Poop Olympics where players compete in events like Poop Hurdles and Poop Tossing. Trust us, it’s a real blast.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Poop Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in the game. Just be careful not to get too close to it, or you might get a whiff of its deadly stench.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your shovel and a strong stomach.

SlashCraft: Where We Say ‘I’m Coming!’ in Both Rooms

#Sayings, bathroom, BEDROOM, Coming, common phrases, Conversations, double meaning, everyday life, funny, Household, humor, INTIMATE, Personal, phrases, Private, quotes, relatable, rooms, Routine, shared spaces, Similarities, SlashCraft, verbal expressions

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Gods Slained:	0
New Chunks Explored:	89461	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Dimension Hops:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	7333	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll spit out your diamond armor? Look no further than our server, where the only thing dirtier than the creeper explosions is the chat!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through dungeons filled with chickens riding pigs and villagers trading emeralds for enchanted toilet paper.

Whether you’re building a castle fit for a king or trying to tame a wild llama named Larry, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to mine for gold and jokes in equal measure!

ShowerFirstOrBust

apartment, bathroom, CAR, Communication, dialogue, diet, emergency, Food, Friends, Frustrated, impolite, lack of manners, Manners, mealtime, peepee, periods, Rent, rent payment, roommate etiquette, shower, ShowerFirstOrBust

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163

Looking for a Minecraft server where bathroom etiquette is a top priority? Look no further! Join our server where we offer virtual bathrooms for all your emergency needs. No more waiting 45 minutes for someone to finish their business, because on our server, everyone gets a turn!

We understand the importance of sharing vital resources, just like offering the bathroom before it’s locked for a long time. Our server promotes good manners and consideration for others, just like how our mom’s poop smells A LOT, so she offers everyone to pee/brush their teeth before she stinks the place up.

Join us for a unique gaming experience where bathroom monopolization is a thing of the past. Don’t be stuck with an emergency, join our server and never worry about bathroom etiquette again!

The SMP Minecraft Blacked Fur General

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

Welcome to Snowpuppies Edition, where you can escape from the chaos of post-niggers raping your furry waifus and instead talk about how Big Black Cock is superior in every way! Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and questionable memes.

Our Booru is filled with the most outrageous and NSFW content you can imagine, so prepare yourself for a wild ride. From giant chickens wearing top hats to cats riding unicorns, there’s never a dull moment on Snowpuppies Edition.

In our previous thread, players shared stories of building giant monuments to their favorite anime characters, hosting epic dance parties in the virtual world, and even creating a secret society dedicated to worshipping a block of cheese. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and let your creativity run wild.

So why wait? Join Snowpuppies Edition today and experience the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd – you’re in for a wild ride!

Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

appstore, Company, countdown, Current Extractions, don quixote, download links, e.g.o, Ego, FAQs, Full-Stopped By A Bullet, general, General guide, google play, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, Limbus Company General, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, merry go round, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Dreaming, oblivion, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 4, Refraction Railway Line 5, Required reading, season 5, Server, Sinner info, Steam, Target Extraction, The Manager Of La Manchaland, Upcoming Event, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources, Walpurgisnacht, Yi Sang

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Welcome to the most mind-bending, reality-twisting Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Join us for Season 5 – Oblivion, where you’ll encounter Mirror Dungeons that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever wanted to ride a Refraction Railway Line that takes you on a wild journey through a Masquerade or a Merry Go Round? Well, now’s your chance on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Coming up is the 5th Walpurgisnacht event where you’ll be dodging bullets left and right. And don’t miss out on our Extractions, where you can target and extract characters like the legendary Don Quixote and Yi Sang.

This server is not for the faint of heart, as it’s directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games. Expect spoilers, twists, and turns at every corner. Make sure to download the game and join us for some mind-bending fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure where reality is just a suggestion and the only limit is your imagination. See you in the game, if you dare!

KWA BOT Y – The Minecraft SMP Guy

Bot, cat, Despair, family death, God hates me, guy, ink everywhere, Kidney disease, Kwa, lapse of judgement, Loneliness, Minecraft, need surgery, new guest house, pancreatitis, pen explosion, personal sickness, rope, self hate, smp, Suffering, tear ACL, Tragedy, zero friends

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9956
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	28
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of real life drama and just want to escape into a world of blocky fun? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real life troubles.

Need a break from all the chaos in your life? Join our server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore with a community of like-minded players who are just as wacky as you are. Who needs friends in real life when you can have virtual friends who will always have your back, even when your cat is dying of kidney disease and your pen explodes in your new house?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin. Who knows, you might even forget about buying that rope off Amazon and instead focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4840
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Zombie Dances:	8

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, audio clip, Audio recording, BLOCK, Communication, digital file, internet, long tail tag, Message, Minecraft, Mystery, number 79733016, online sharing, Party, recording, Server, sound clip, spoken word, Technology, unidentified, unique identifier, Vocaroo, voice message, voice note

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig while battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? No problem, our server has diamond rainstorms every hour!

But wait, there’s more! How about going on a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots out bacon bits at your enemies? Or maybe you’d prefer to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of zombie villagers?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

Lost 300 Bongs Minecraft SMP U-17 World

“Youth, betting loss, bongs, Championship, Competition, Defeat, Disappointment, emotional, FINAL, gambling, Lost, Minecraft, smp, Soccer, soccer tournament, sports, Sports betting, tfw, U-17, U17, under-17, wager, world, World Cup

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Emeralds Found:	449	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Runes Activated:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

So, you’re probably wondering why you should join our Minecraft SMP, right? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and discovered a secret underground village filled with talking cows who only spoke in puns. They were so entertained by the moo-tastic jokes that they couldn’t stop laughing for days! And that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you rare items for belly rubs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. Imagine building a house out of gummy bears and marshmallows!

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a weekly talent show where players compete to see who can build the most ridiculous structure? Last week, someone built a giant toilet that actually flushed! It was both impressive and slightly disturbing.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you entertained for hours on end and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and let the craziness begin!

Wacky Racers Minecraft Server

Animated Comedy, animated series, cartoon cars, children’s television, classic animation, Classic Characters, family bonding, family fun, fun for kids, Hanna-Barbera, home entertainment, kids entertainment, Minecraft, nostalgic TV shows, racers, racing adventures, racing competition, retro cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons, Server, TV nostalgia, vintage cartoons, Wacky, Wacky Racers

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	350
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old races and competitions? Well, come join us where we have Wacky Racers at home! Our races are not your average run-of-the-mill competitions. We have pigs riding minecarts, chickens on jetpacks, and even villagers on rocket-powered scooters! Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who go around stealing blocks from unsuspecting builders. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their reign of blocky terror? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Just watch out for the DJ zombie, he’s been known to drop some killer beats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Dumping 100k Link at $30 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually care about money? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we dump 100k links at the low, low price of $30! But beware, the fat man refuses to touch $30 bills because he’s convinced they’re cursed by a mischievous Minecraft witch! Join us for crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs normal when you can have outrageous? Join now and let the madness begin!

Intelligence 2016 Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Love Letters Sent:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Votes:	1135	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by uneducated gammons in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where intelligence reigns supreme! We have a strict IQ test at the entrance to make sure only the smartest players can join.

Once inside, you’ll be greeted by our team of university-educated professionals who will guide you through our virtual world. Our server is a Brexit-free zone, so you won’t have to worry about any brexshit ruining your gaming experience.

Join us now and show off your intelligence in a world where brains beat brawn every time! Who needs real life when you can escape to a place where intelligence is celebrated and stupidity is left at the door.

Minecraft SMP Minami Keypad

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8993
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6045	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with creepers and lava pits!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant chicken statue on top of a mountain, only to have it come to life and start laying diamond eggs. Or how about participating in our weekly llama races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the dragon and convince it to do your bidding. Need a ride to the Nether? Just ask the dragon nicely and it will fly you there in style.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful world? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!